Some of my favorite Al Bundy lines:
Talking about the perfect woman: "And three big hooters. One on the back for dancing."
Signing while tending his garden, to the tune of Old McDonald: "Old McBundy had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm there was no wife, E-I-E-I-O. With a no-wife here, and a no-kids there, a hooker comin' over on Friday night, with big luscious hooters, and pizza and a beer there..."
What he wants in the perfect land: "No women- only girls."
In a dazed state after donating more blood than should be humanly possible: "Turns out the brain hides a pint. brain don't need blood, just gotta keep the brain wet."
Putting Tang mix on bread because there's no more food: "Who wants a Tangwich?"
So much wisdom, one can't help but admire- nay, worship him...
