Some nurse funnies. (not gross stories......) - well, now there are!!
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:49 pmThis was on the notice board at work, so i decided to photocopy it while I was supposed to be working... well, actually I'd just given someone supps and was waiting for them to work:
Did you hear abotu the nruse who died and went straight to hell??...... it took her two weeks to realise she wasn't at work!!
You know you're a nurse if:
You would like ot meet the inventor of the call bell some night in a dark alley.
Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.
Almost everythign can seem humourous.... eventually.
You know the smell of different diarrhoea well enough to identify it.
You can tell the pharamist more about the medication they are dispensing then they know.
You check the called ID on your day off to see if anyone form the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
You've been telling stories in a resturant and made someone at another table throw up.
You notice you've been using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.
Everytime someone asks you for a pen you can find at least four of them on you.
You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help.
Your bladder can expand to the size of a water tank.
You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in the grocery waiting lines.
You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers at the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll hae to do CPR on your day off.
Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
You've seen more pen!$e$ than any prost!tute.
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If you've not a nruse and have been sent this by a friend who is, its just to help you understand our mindset and the questionable mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humour, fairly normally and very responsibly.
Scary huh!?!
Did you hear abotu the nruse who died and went straight to hell??...... it took her two weeks to realise she wasn't at work!!
You know you're a nurse if:
You would like ot meet the inventor of the call bell some night in a dark alley.
Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.
Almost everythign can seem humourous.... eventually.
You know the smell of different diarrhoea well enough to identify it.
You can tell the pharamist more about the medication they are dispensing then they know.
You check the called ID on your day off to see if anyone form the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
You've been telling stories in a resturant and made someone at another table throw up.
You notice you've been using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.
Everytime someone asks you for a pen you can find at least four of them on you.
You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help.
Your bladder can expand to the size of a water tank.
You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in the grocery waiting lines.
You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers at the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll hae to do CPR on your day off.
Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
You've seen more pen!$e$ than any prost!tute.
--
If you've not a nruse and have been sent this by a friend who is, its just to help you understand our mindset and the questionable mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humour, fairly normally and very responsibly.
Scary huh!?!
