The Energon Pub

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:00 pm**

Yahoo! News wrote:ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:02 pm**

Better an iguana than a human!

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:42 pm**

At least he's got two! :shock:

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:23 pm**

Jeeze i want two taddgers!

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:36 pm**

SnapTrap wrote:It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht,

Wanna bet he figures it out really quick? I don't think that's going to be as smooth as the vet thinks.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:59 pm**

muswp1 wrote:
SnapTrap wrote:It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht,

Wanna bet he figures it out really quick? I don't think that's going to be as smooth as the vet thinks.

They drug him, and then snip it off. It goes smooth as silk.

When Mozart wakes up, though, there will be quite a bit of reptilian depression.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:21 pm**

well, least he's got a backup

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:15 pm**

even though its an iguana. i wouldn't wish that on my enemys.

wait, yea i would. those bastards must pay

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:51 am**

Iguanas have two???!!! Man....must make masturbating more fun.....er....if they could.

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.....hey, two iguana chicks at once!!!

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:04 pm**

I'm speechless...

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:36 pm**

This is news worthy why?

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:46 pm**

The Mad Asshatter wrote:This is news worthy why?

My guess would be slow news day or the fact that anything involving genetaila of any kind appeals to the lowest common denominator.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:01 am**

Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:Iguanas have two???!!! Man....must make masturbating more fun.....er....if they could.

Actually, they often do. Iguanus are perverted little critters.

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