Looking for Career Help

Greetings fellow Seibertronians:
Like many 30 year olds, the economy has raped me and didn't even give me a reach around. I am former teacher who hates teaching and has years of sales experience.
Does anyone work for a national company and can make any suggestions? Or anything in southeast pennsylvania?
Thanks, and please...refrain from mentioning jizz mopper. the health benefits suck...or blow. Whichever sex joke sounds better.
Like many 30 year olds, the economy has raped me and didn't even give me a reach around. I am former teacher who hates teaching and has years of sales experience.
Does anyone work for a national company and can make any suggestions? Or anything in southeast pennsylvania?
Thanks, and please...refrain from mentioning jizz mopper. the health benefits suck...or blow. Whichever sex joke sounds better.