The Energon Pub

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:12 pm**

The Great Adventure!
The Great Entertainment!
The Great Escape!!

WarPorn News Network: We make the news. Literally in this case.

NEWS FLASH!

Good evening 'bots, beasts, cars and 'cons! Zombi here again to bring you an update on the situation in Vos, after the recent battle over the latest technology carrot dangled by The Senate. As many will know, a handful of Commanders were taken prisoner in the battle, and the news has just reached us that an escape attempt is underway by armies from BOTH factions!

We dispatched our news drones to both detention centres about 48 hours ago to capture the action as it unfolds, and take you straight to the Autobot stronghold of Iacon where Jack Hallows has assumed command of the detention centre, and is speaking with us now...

Jack Hallows wrote:“Hey, ask ‘em to stop by Switchy’s Quickmart to pick me up some hot sauce on the way over. The GOOD kind too, not that watered down slag they import from Hydrax. ‘N tell ‘em if they get here in time, the rabbit stew might be just cold enough for the broth to begin congealing around the offal... They don’t wanna miss that! Oh, and ask them to bring addiction counselor Sustain. Our other prisoner has requested that we refer to him simply as “Command” because he “hasn’t been High in days.” Whatever. Have ‘em use the pit trap entrance when they get here. We haven’t seen a good ‘Con plan fail spectacularly since we took Decahex. Just make sure I get that hot sauce though.”

The captured commanders, who for security reasons asked only to be identified by their codenames, are:
Martian
The Conspirator
Autobot 300
The 'Opper
Mayhem

Ah... oops!?
Guess this means they can also join the hunt...

Um, meanwhile, over in Kaon, Senator Sustain has been left behind charged with organising the decepticon forces to defend Darkmount's cells from devious destruction...

"Substance! Get away from the cells, we're not trying to kill them yet." Thundertron calls.

Substance looks around. "Alright fine." The pale Decepticon moves away.

"What ARE we going to do with them?" Sustain asked.

"One of two things will happen. One, they'll try to escape which I really hope happens. That's when it gets fun. OR, the self righteous Autobots will come to their rescue, that's even more fun." The Amalgamated Pretense leader laughs.

"So basically we sit and wait?" Sustain asked.

"That's the idea. Why use up on energy when we can make them use theirs?"

The armies are on the move and the battle is about to begin! How will the jailbreak of the century go? Stay tuned to WPNN as we watch the results... and then make up our own version what actually happened for shiggles.

Round 3: Capture the flag tech.
The Scalp Hunting game the whole faction can play!

EPILOGUE:
THE GREAT ESCAPE!

Its time to release your fellow commanders, and to do that you must race against your enemies to take out tier Jailers before they can thwart your rescue attempt, but at the same time you need to aid your own side's Jailer to stop your captured enemies from being freed.

Both Sustain and Jack Hallows have a list of tasks they must complete, which they will post in their faction forums. They can accept any help offered but they must be the ones to complete each one of the tasks.

The list is:

I'm sure there will be more information from both of these Commanders in their respective faction forums.

As for the rest of you (including the current POW's)...

Destroy Jack Hallows' Operation Howling Wreckage, whilst you aid in Sustain's mission to stop the Autobots breaking the prisoners out of Kaon.

Take out Sustain's Amalgamated Pretense, whilst protecting Jack in his mission to thwart the 'cons assault on the Iacon detention centre.

Defeat your enemies Jailer and their prisoners go free. If the Jailers win.... we'll just to have to see if the prisoners can take advantage of the confusion.

The game is open to everyone signed up to the current round. Any new entrants are very welcome, they just need to sign up below.

The first valid mission will be posted at
MIDNIGHT (GMT+1) TONIGHT!!

Enjoy!

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:09 pm**

Quick clarifications:

Everyone needs to kill the Jailer (either Hallows or Sustains full team, depending on which side they are on). That's all you need to worry about.

Max of 4 kills per commander like last time.

You're racing against the Jailer instead of the other faction.

The Jailer can get support for their tasks however they want in the faction forums but it has to be them who completes each one.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:17 pm**

take out team sustain got it

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:03 pm**

That's the one.

It starts in just under an hour after this post.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:24 pm**

ok 4 pm for me

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:59 pm**

Am I still able to join? Just got home from work. :-D

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:00 pm**

And so, after a busy night, the battlefields of Cybertron fall eerily silent, waiting for something bigger to begin.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:01 pm**

The starting mission is #521915

Phasewing, welcome to the hunt!

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:19 pm**

Psychout wrote:The starting mission is #521915

Phasewing, welcome to the hunt!

oh thanks a lot

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:21 pm**

That’s the signal! We move tonight! CHAAAAAAAARGE!! :michaelbay:

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:48 pm**

This just in from the Bot prison.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:09 pm**

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=521929 that counts right?? 2:05live
not a bad calibur

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:11 pm**

Yep. That counts.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:46 pm**

Overwatch wrote:This just in from the Bot prison.

Nah, Autobot Prison involves me taking the "captured" cons out on a tour of Iacon to show off where defenses are and valuable targets are. And playing poker.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:50 pm**

Absolute Zero wrote:
Overwatch wrote:This just in from the Bot prison.

Nah, Autobot Prison involves me taking the "captured" cons out on a tour of Iacon to show off where defenses are and valuable targets are. And playing poker.

Live footage of the Decepticon prison break in Iacon:

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Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:08 pm**

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:33 pm**

Jack Hallows wrote:3) Kill one member of each of the imprisoned commanders teams.
(Prevent the prisoners from escaping)
”Bone Bone”
”Command” @4:17

Bone Bone"?
Disgraceful!
Changing my wholesome name into some kind of sick innuendo and post it where you know women & children will see it?!?!
What kind of sick monster would do that?
I know people who have been reported to Admins & higher for that kind of thing!

Have you no shame sir!

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:40 pm**

well, we “ate” you in the narrative, so you’re bones now lol.

i could change my team members into tribute characters complete with bios and back stories, but i’m not that obsessed

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:54 pm**

Oh so that's the story you're gonna go with?

Haven't you learned it's not what you intend but how people perceive your actions that matter?
Especially if they yell about it enough.
That's certainly the lesson I've been catchin' lately.

And please do not with the bios. I've had to slog through your writings before... ponderous man, ****** ponderous.

Also, he's a spaceship now, man!
Spaceships ain't got no bones!
#FlavorFail

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:01 pm**

Jack Hallows wrote:well, we “ate” you in the narrative, so you’re bones now lol.

But...my rival...! :cry:

C'est le Vie! Gonna make a hat with the bones and give it to Steelsong! Whaddaya think of that, Rabbit? :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:17 pm**

Wingz wrote:C'est le Vie! Gonna make a hat with the bones and give it to Steelsong! Whaddaya think of that, Rabbit?

I think you didn't read.

No bones. Just metal.

And I think Steelsong will look awfully silly with warp nacelles on his head.

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:23 pm**

Bun-Bun wrote:
Jack Hallows wrote:3) Kill one member of each of the imprisoned commanders teams.
(Prevent the prisoners from escaping)
”Bone Bone”
”Command” @4:17

Bone Bone"?
Disgraceful!
Changing my wholesome name into some kind of sick innuendo and post it where you know women & children will see it?!?!
What kind of sick monster would do that?
I know people who have been reported to Admins & higher for that kind of thing!

Have you no shame sir!

All joking aside, it's getting to the point where certain members of the Decepticons have to think twice about every joke name they come up with because of one of your family, and yet you think it's OK to do the same yourself? The hypocrisy is astounding. And people wonder why I sometimes follow your lead on builds with a lot of spare xp...

Bun-Bun wrote:
Wingz wrote:C'est le Vie! Gonna make a hat with the bones and give it to Steelsong! Whaddaya think of that, Rabbit?

I think you didn't read.

No bones. Just metal.

And I think Steelsong will look awfully silly with warp nacelles on his head.

I demand you shoop that right now!

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:38 pm**

Bun-Bun wrote:
Wingz wrote:And I think Steelsong will look awfully silly with warp nacelles on his head.

Well, she does have peculiar fashion sense... :-?

Redimus wrote:I demand you shoop that right now!

Agreed. She'll want to know how it looks before committing to wear it :MAXIMAL:

Redimus wrote:All joking aside, it's getting to the point where certain members of the Decepticons have to think twice about every joke name they come up with because of one of your family, and yet you think it's OK to do the same yourself?

Personally, I enjoy the the silly characters created by the RDD, especially those that poke fun at my characters :lol:

It's not for everyone, though

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:48 pm**

Wingz wrote:
Redimus wrote:All joking aside, it's getting to the point where certain members of the Decepticons have to think twice about every joke name they come up with because of one of your family, and yet you think it's OK to do the same yourself?

Personally, I enjoy the the silly characters created by the RDD, especially those that poke fun at my characters It's not for everyone, though

Me too. But when some guys in this game have been complained about so much Burn literally had to tell them to stop regardless of what their reasons actually where, I feel it a little out of order to then have to put up with the same behavior from the other half of the source of all the complaints.

If I called him JackSwallows, I'd have a cease and desist order in my PM by the time I got up...

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:42 pm**

Redimus wrote:If I called him JackSwallows, I'd have a cease and desist order in my PM by the time I got up...

nah man, time zones. You'd have it in time for bed time reading!

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