The Energon Pub

This is a message to all lost Autobots and Maximals!

I've started a tag, a beacon to those seeking solidarity and unity! Sense of community or otherwise, we're in this war together! Who will stand with me against the tyranny of the [RDD]?! The Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive [LMAO] welcomes all who will stand and fight!

I'm posting this here to let the Con community know I'm plotting against them Alone, if I must.

I'm a Maximal at heart!! Count me in!

sprockitz wrote:I'm a Maximal at heart!! Count me in!

I'll add this now: Decepticons and Predacons feeling displaced are also welcome! Help us fight the RDD that reside within the Autobot/Maximal faction!

Let's get it!

Wingz wrote:

sprockitz wrote:I'm a Maximal at heart!! Count me in!

I'll add this now: Decepticons and Predacons feeling displaced are also welcome! Help us fight the RDD that reside within the Autobot/Maximal faction!

This is how the Kremzeek weapon could be integral to your task.
Too bad that bit of code didn't get released along with the missions.

Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive? More like the Linked Autobot Maximal Expedition

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingz wrote:

sprockitz wrote:I'm a Maximal at heart!! Count me in!

I'll add this now: Decepticons and Predacons feeling displaced are also welcome! Help us fight the RDD that reside within the Autobot/Maximal faction!

This is how the Kremzeek weapon could be integral to your task.
Too bad that bit of code didn't get released along with the missions.

I’ve heard stories of the sweet, sweet chaos they caused XD Would have loved to see them in action!

Phasewing wrote:

Overwatch wrote:Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive? More like the Linked Autobot Maximal Expedition

“Expedition”? Really...? I get you like to grief, and that’s ok, but come on man. If you’re going to go that extra mile, at least make the joke relevant to HMW

Wingz wrote:

Overwatch wrote:Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive? More like the Linked Autobot Maximal Expedition

“Expedition”? Really...? I get you like to grief, and that’s ok, but come on man. If you’re going to go that extra mile, at least make the joke relevant to HMW

The Axalon was an exploration vessel.

You know The Axalon yeah? It was a Maximal ship.

It explored.

It went on expeditions.

Not being HMW relevant is redundant considering it's very much Maximal related.

Maybe you should work on your come backs, just like you need to work on your ability to survive.

If it’s not my ability to survive long enough to run away, then you’re trying to get me for actually getting stasis locked Just no pleasing some people.

blah waffle excuse excuse blah blah blah.
You're right, we knew this was coming.

i'm coming

steve2275 wrote:i'm coming

Nylons on or off?

Burn wrote:

steve2275 wrote:i'm coming

Nylons on or off?

just standard socks on

Well that's just boring.

Burn wrote:Well that's just boring.

thats life i lead from too much staring into a monitor

Steve's boring sexual fantasies aside...

A true rival faction my dear Wingz
Ambitious I suppose.
I guess it was only a matter of time. The RDD has gotten fat & lazy in that we no longer have to try very hard to maintain our stranglehold on the game so it stands to reason you MaxiBots would try to overthrow us.

The real question is: Can your side manage the coordination required to be a true threat to RDD domination even in our current condition?

*gauntlet dropped*

Come at us Bros

Wingz wrote:

Overwatch wrote:Linked Maximal/Autobot Offensive? More like the Linked Autobot Maximal Expedition

“Expedition”? Really...? I get you like to grief, and that’s ok, but come on man. If you’re going to go that extra mile, at least make the joke relevant to HMW

Ever hear of an expeditionary force?

LMAO

Overwatch wrote:Ever hear of an expeditionary force?

Wikipedia wrote:Expeditionary Force is a generic name sometimes applied to a military force dispatched to fight in a foreign country. Notable early adaptations include World War I and World War II elements deployed in abundance to support global combat operations.

I guess its common knowledge for war nerds.
I may have heard the term in passing but honestly I wouldn't have been able to give you a definition without looking it up.

I am an "au natural" man myself, the heat is a killer in Florida. Better to be comfortable.

Wingz, Steve, and myself have already been bringing it. Would be nice to have the lurkers jump on board.

Bun-Bun wrote:

Overwatch wrote:Ever hear of an expeditionary force?

Wikipedia wrote:Expeditionary Force is a generic name sometimes applied to a military force dispatched to fight in a foreign country. Notable early adaptations include World War I and World War II elements deployed in abundance to support global combat operations.

I guess its common knowledge for war nerds.
I may have heard the term in passing but honestly I wouldn't have been able to give you a definition without looking it up.

This.

Going to clear something up here. When I think of HMW, I don’t think of expeditions. I think of war over a single territory. The mission texts don’t always specify and aren’t always clear on details, so a LOT of this game is up for interpretation and imagination.

Quite frankly, there is a fine line between smack talking people and talking down to people, and I’m feeling a lot of the latter here. Maybe it’s life’s shitstorm I woke up to this morning that turned my life on it’s head, or maybe you’re just in a saucy mood. Regardless of the reason, this game and community are my outlet from said shitstorm, and this thread was meant to have some fun, give the RDD a rival, and help the community. If you’re just going to treat me like a running gag, I can stop and you can go back to complaining about the lack of opposition. It doesn’t matter to me right now which.

I'm game. Bring it on woot!

Someone thinks the RDD has a stranglehold on this game. Now I am truly LMAO.

The Cons dominate, the RDD just talks.

I'd try to organize a strike by the RDD to show what a difference we make but really we are the 99% (hmm catchy, why isn't anyone else using that slogan) so who'd be left to notice? You, Burn, Steve, Some non-posting newbs, and the handful of remaining Autobot posters (maybe)