The Energon Pub

They say Decepticons are cruel and heartless... But I am noticing a lot of your wee tiny little 'Bots running around without weapons.

If you are having a "monetary" issue, I'm sure Psychout can "float you a loan" (he may or may not have a huge stash of Shanix in an off world bank account).

Combination of issues there...

New players tend to not use the forum and as most of us aren't low level any more we don't know they exist to inform them that they should have weapons and throw money at them.

Second, yeah, the Bots in general still aren't as well off as the Cons as far as Energon (though does seem to be changing... Slowly)
Wingz has the power to "make it rain" but she's got her own stuff going on right now.

Ya know what would be a great addition... A faction Armory where each side could store a goodly (but not unlimited) number of old weapons that any player from their faction could use. And when that player is done with it they'd have donate it back to the faction instead of being able to sell it (to prevent abuse)
It'd be something that would take some new coding but it would be helpful. #Pipedream #NeverGonnaHappen

ctrlFrequency wrote:They say Decepticons are cruel and heartless... But I am noticing a lot of your wee tiny little 'Bots running around without weapons.

If you are having a "monetary" issue, I'm sure Psychout can "float you a loan" (he may or may not have a huge stash of Shanix in an off world bank account).

Interest is as the super low rate of 76000*% currently, but convincing them to sign a contract written on minicon-plating in their own energon fluids to complete the pact loan is the toughest part.

It's like they don't even want the money.

*Rates subject to change depending on how drunk I am.

Holy scrap, that is a fantastic interest rate! They're fools not to take it!

Get the False Saviour to hand out some Energon, he's the second richest player in the game after all.

Burn wrote:Get the False Saviour to hand out some Energon, he's the second richest player in the game after all.

That would require him to care about his fellow Autobots. The False Saviour is second in a lot of things though, isn't he?

I'm sure this has been asked before, but is there any way to put a note on either the registry or the main page to check on the forums for help or anything?

Hey, we're trying to con the 'Bots here! Geez!

ctrlFrequency wrote:Hey, we're trying to con the 'Bots here! Geez!

Well, they could wait for the false saviour to do something, or they could take that fantastic deal from WPI through Psychout and get some energon now.

Would you rather get free energon, or make a deal with the devil?

AZ... You're not helping.

Absolute Zero wrote:I'm sure this has been asked before, but is there any way to put a note on either the registry or the main page to check on the forums for help or anything?

Only the Command Bulletins on the HMW front page.

I'm sure people go there, they'd want to see the results.

Burn wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:I'm sure this has been asked before, but is there any way to put a note on either the registry or the main page to check on the forums for help or anything?

Only the Command Bulletins on the HMW front page.

I'm sure people go there, they'd want to see the results.

There's results there?

Perhaps he who controls the code could be persuaded to add a bit of text to the registry page reminding people to check the forums. If we sacrifice enough virgins.

Absolute Zero wrote:If we sacrifice enough virgins.

We have virgins?


Well, I suppose the 'Bots do.

ctrlFrequency wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:If we sacrifice enough virgins.

We have virgins?


Well, I suppose the 'Bots do.

ZeroWolf. Totally ZeroWolf.

Burn wrote:

ctrlFrequency wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:If we sacrifice enough virgins.

We have virgins?


Well, I suppose the 'Bots do.

ZeroWolf. Totally ZeroWolf.

Ouch, well you live up to your username at least

Shame it's not true though

ZeroWolf wrote:

Burn wrote:

ctrlFrequency wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:If we sacrifice enough virgins.

We have virgins?


Well, I suppose the 'Bots do.

ZeroWolf. Totally ZeroWolf.

Ouch, well you live up to your username at least

Shame it's not true though

Pics or it didn't happen.

Burn wrote:

ZeroWolf wrote:

Burn wrote:

ctrlFrequency wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:If we sacrifice enough virgins.

We have virgins?


Well, I suppose the 'Bots do.

ZeroWolf. Totally ZeroWolf.

Ouch, well you live up to your username at least

Shame it's not true though

Pics or it didn't happen.

A true gentleman never kisses and tells

ZeroWolf wrote:

Burn wrote:

ZeroWolf wrote:

Burn wrote:

ctrlFrequency wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:If we sacrifice enough virgins.

We have virgins?


Well, I suppose the 'Bots do.

ZeroWolf. Totally ZeroWolf.

Ouch, well you live up to your username at least

Shame it's not true though

Pics or it didn't happen.

A true gentleman never kisses and tells

That's what virgins say.

We got a 'volunteer', boys!

ctrlFrequency wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:If we sacrifice enough virgins.

We have virgins?


Well, I suppose the 'Bots do.

yeah im an almost 44 year old virgin what of it

ctrlFrequency wrote:

ZeroWolf wrote:

Burn wrote:

ZeroWolf wrote:

Burn wrote:

ctrlFrequency wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:If we sacrifice enough virgins.

We have virgins?


Well, I suppose the 'Bots do.

ZeroWolf. Totally ZeroWolf.

Ouch, well you live up to your username at least

Shame it's not true though

Pics or it didn't happen.

A true gentleman never kisses and tells

That's what virgins say.

We got a 'volunteer', boys!

You can't sacrifice me even if I was a virgin, us news crew are an endangered species

ZeroWolf wrote:You can't sacrifice me even if I was a virgin, us news crew are an endangered species

That is true, about news crew, but endangered never stopped us before.

ctrlFrequency wrote:

ZeroWolf wrote:You can't sacrifice me even if I was a virgin, us news crew are an endangered species

That is true, about news crew, but endangered never stopped us before.

Endangered virgins are the -best- sacrifices.

ZeroWolf wrote:us news crew are an endangered species

The number of applications received says otherwise...

Burn wrote:

ZeroWolf wrote:us news crew are an endangered species

The number of applications received says otherwise...

You've both got enough time to rip on each other and sh1tpost in here, but not enough time to update the FCB with the message I have literally written out for you or news the tourney?

Psychout wrote:

Burn wrote:

ZeroWolf wrote:us news crew are an endangered species

The number of applications received says otherwise...

You've both got enough time to rip on each other and sh1tpost in here, but not enough time to update the FCB with the message I have literally written out for you or news the tourney?

I knew there was something I was supposed to do before I went to bed last night!

Also for the record, news crew will be endangered till more names go blue.

Psychout wrote:

Burn wrote:

ZeroWolf wrote:us news crew are an endangered species

The number of applications received says otherwise...

You've both got enough time to rip on each other and sh1tpost in here, but not enough time to update the FCB with the message I have literally written out for you or news the tourney?

If only there was a dedicated newsbot for HMW...