The RDD go to the ZooOne sunny day Soundwave and Suspiria took lil Chompy out for a walk. They carefully put his reins on and told him not to tug on them this time.
"Where shall we go this time?"
"How about the park?"
"No not after the mess Chompy made last time"
"BITEBITEBITEBITEBITE"
"No Chompy, not today!"
"Biiite!"
"No! We shall go to the Autobot zoo I think."
Off they went down the street, with Chompy hopping and skipping in front of them. Soon they saw a big sign which read "Magnus Prime: Autobot wildlife enclosure. All sharkticons must be kept on a lead at all times."
"Bittte...." Grumbled Chompy.
Inside the zoo, they saw all sort of creatures.
"Look at that Dimetrodon!"
"Did you know that the Dimetrodon isn't actually a dinosaur? It's a mammal-like reptile."
"Did HC tell you that?"
"Yes but he was also insisting there's no such thing as fish the other day so who knows?"
"Biteee!"
"Sorry Chompy."
In the next enclosure they saw a Styracosaurus idly chewing on some astroturf.
"He looks just like Killerpunch"
In the final enclosure was a tiger in the deepest of sleeps.
No matter how loudly they banged on the glass, called out or fired high explosives at him, they just couldn't wake him up!
"WAKE UP!!"
"RISE AND SHINE!!"
"BITE!!"
Soon it was time for the three Decepticons to leave which they did via the little zoo shop where they got some souvenirs for their friends back home. Some sweets for Nemesis Prime, a panda/rabbit keychain for Gore and a fridge magnet for Nemesis Wheelie.
"What a lovely time we've had today."
"We'll have to come here again!"
"Biite!"
They said waving goodbye to the new friends they'd made in the burning wreckage of the zoo. What a lovely day out!