I'm a gambling addict
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:02 pmby Death By Motor Bike
Recently I started playing battle beast gambling, a friendly, good-spirited game to pass the time in between missions.
At first it started I would just spend a few thousand here, a few thousand there, and I'd win sometimes.
Then it got worse, I started gambling to pay off debts, to pay for weapons and armor, to pay for fuel shaft injector jobs.
Recently I sold my legs to LFDV(Limbs For Decepticon Veterns) to pay for lubricant for my new-made babycon.
I've had to sell my home, my baby, my wife and my fingers; needless to say it's incredibly difficult typing this.
What I'm asking for is simple.
I don't want your sympathy, your empathy, or your money.
Well, nevermind, yes I do.
Give me energon, please. Just so I can buy back my baby.
...and maybe some black magic.
Thank you for taking the time to glance over my miserable life, all thanks to Battle Beast Gambling.
Please, don't let this atrocity befall yourself and others.
And don't forget send me money.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:11 pmby Vanguard
Selling your wife is one thing, but your baby?
How much did you get for your wife btw?
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:16 pmby Death By Motor Bike
Vanguard wrote:Selling your wife is one thing, but your baby?
How much did you get for your wife btw?
Dude, if you had my baby, you would've sold it too; damn that thing was ugly.
And I only got like, 10 energon for my wife.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:32 pmby crazyfists
now thats worth energon
too bad youre a con
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:37 pmby Death By Motor Bike
crazyfists wrote:now thats worth energon
too bad youre a con
Dude, it's cool. Just give me your atm pin number and I'll just withdraw as much as I need. You can trust me, buddy!
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:42 pmby zorian
Man I almost wish I could send him money.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:55 pmby Chaoslock
Go to the
Darkmount Decepticon HQ forum, there you can request donations or pick a target from Burns bounty hunt.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:59 pmby Supercollider
I hear Burn's got a bounty thread on the Con Only forum - you might want to try and collect on a few.
Unfortunately for you the Energon Fairy (or her minions) can only visit Autobots.
I don't wanna know how you typed this is you sold your fingers!EDIT
took too damn long writing it Chaoslock beat me to it - by 5 mins!
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:09 pmby Burn
I feel like giving him energon for that story!
But it's morning, I have to go to work, i'd rather still be in bed, I need to crack my neck and it won't go ... so ... talk to Absoloute Zero, he should have enough energon by now.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:43 pmby Jeep?
Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:47 pmby Death By Motor Bike
Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:02 pmby Jeep?
Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:06 pmby Death By Motor Bike
Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
Thanks a lot.
You know, if you ever wanna like, make out a little.. or something, just let me know.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:26 pmby Jeep?
Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
Thanks a lot.
You know, if you ever wanna like, make out a little.. or something, just let me know.
We could go have sex. I'm giving.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:36 pmby Death By Motor Bike
Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
Thanks a lot.
You know, if you ever wanna like, make out a little.. or something, just let me know.
We could go have sex. I'm giving.
YES! I LOVE SEX!
WAIT! Do transformers have sex parts?
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:08 pmby Death By Motor Bike
Oh god yes, let's get it on.
And by "get it on", I mean sex.
And by sex, I mean [insert what you think I mean here]
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:53 pmby crazyfists
my oh my has this topic taken a turn for the worse.
or better if youre jp.
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:08 pmby Burn
Oh I dunno, in 8 posts DBMB has managed to be funnier than Ineptibots V0.2 have in 8 months!
Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:41 pmby Mkall
Death By Motor Bike wrote:And by sex, I mean [Let's get back on topic?]
There we go, I think the meaning is clear
