The Energon Pub

thanks!

Why cant I be this lucky

becuase the rich bots like to smear there energon about, the cons like you to earn you money.


seiriously, go to the con forum, and hand in your rattails to get paid.

I got the same thing to it was so random but cool

I'd just like to be able to buy a weapon. All the low cost weapons are sold out.

As Tammuz said above, go read the evil scheming in the darkmount forum. There is everything you need to know in there.

Freebies are for wimpy card carrying commie Autobots! Decepticons earn their energon, for our way is survival of the fittest!

Uncrazzimatic wrote:Freebies are for wimpy card carrying commie Autobots! Decepticons earn their energon, for our way is survival of the fittest!

Then explain why the 'con weapon of choice here is the beer belly?

Freebies is for Autobots who would like to test the waters of unconventiality and DO put their energon to use scrapping you all.

Flashwave wrote:

Uncrazzimatic wrote:Freebies are for wimpy card carrying commie Autobots! Decepticons earn their energon, for our way is survival of the fittest!

Then explain why the 'con weapon of choice here is the beer belly?

Freebies is for Autobots who would like to test the waters of unconventiality and DO put their energon to use scrapping you all.

Translation: We have no idea how to set our armies up so we rely on minicons paid for by the rest of the faction to score anything more than a lucky avoid.

Psychout wrote:

Flashwave wrote:

Uncrazzimatic wrote:Freebies are for wimpy card carrying commie Autobots! Decepticons earn their energon, for our way is survival of the fittest!

Then explain why the 'con weapon of choice here is the beer belly?

Freebies is for Autobots who would like to test the waters of unconventiality and DO put their energon to use scrapping you all.

Translation: We have no idea how to set our armies up so we rely on minicons paid for by the rest of the faction to score anything more than a lucky avoid.

Translation:We're making excuses because the people who have the money are too Greedy to share and want to make it as hard as possible so they don't have to part with their cash.

Course, I know what they say about you fools and your money.

And to make my other point to Uncrazzmatic:

Flaswave wrote:Translation:We're making excuses because the people who have the money are too Greedy to share and want to make it as hard as possible so they don't have to part with their cash.

Erroneous twat.

Ill try and keep this to small words for simpletons such as yourself:
If you just give it away, how will they learn not to waste it pissing off people who can just crush them like insects?

Psychout wrote::roll:

Flaswave wrote:Translation:We're making excuses because the people who have the money are too Greedy to share and want to make it as hard as possible so they don't have to part with their cash.

Erroneous twat.

Ill try and keep this to small words for simpletons such as yourself:
If you just give it away, how will they learn not to waste it pissing off people who can just crush them like insects?

We teech our peeples with ed-u-cat-on, and tru-ust. di-id this simple-ton make it easy for thu rock to under stand?

(For all the jibbing, you are a respectable con Psy and i really have no problem with a bounty system

Thats just re-enforcing my point.

Flashwave wrote:(For all the jibbing, you are a respectable con Psy and i really have no problem with a bounty system

You forgot the last bracket, n00b.

Besides, what we have now is way better than the bounty system. In fact, you bots are paying for it.

Flashwave wrote:

Uncrazzimatic wrote:Freebies are for wimpy card carrying commie Autobots! Decepticons earn their energon, for our way is survival of the fittest!

Then explain why the 'con weapon of choice here is the beer belly?

Well we were bored of simply defeating you so we thought beating you to death with out bellys would be more fun.

Next week it's armpit genocide!

FEAR MY PITS!!!!!!1111




*ahem*




fear them i said.

Mkall, Can the bots get a Deoderant alt for V2?

Oh, and Psy, your plan might work better if I had something to shoot at. A lot of my missions are getting lopsided our favor.

Whoever hooked me up, thanks!

Flashwave wrote:Translation:We're making excuses because the people who have the money are too Greedy to share and want to make it as hard as possible so they don't have to part with their cash.

Golly gosh I hope that isn't a dig at me and my little bounty hunting thread.

Burn wrote:

Flashwave wrote:Translation:We're making excuses because the people who have the money are too Greedy to share and want to make it as hard as possible so they don't have to part with their cash.

Golly gosh I hope that isn't a dig at me and my little bounty hunting thread.

That's okay, I have a feeling I'm a relatively common vicyim, or will be.

Flashwave wrote:

Burn wrote:

Flashwave wrote:Translation:We're making excuses because the people who have the money are too Greedy to share and want to make it as hard as possible so they don't have to part with their cash.

Golly gosh I hope that isn't a dig at me and my little bounty hunting thread.

That's okay, I have a feeling I'm a relatively common vicyim, or will be.

For the record, i'm not greedy. If people request energon i'll give it to them. Though I do believe in putting a few "conditions" in place.

If someone says "I blew all my energon on BBG can I have some more?" there's no way i'm going to give them energon for them waste.

If someone says "I'm getting destroyed and can barely afford repairs costs" then i'm not going to hand out energon either, not until we (by we I mean my fellow Decepticons and I) work out why that commander is losing so much and we correct that.

So the bounty hunting works in numerous ways

It encourages people to use the faction forum.
It encourages people to join in. And if they want to join in they're going to want to have the best bots, to have the best bots they're going to ask for help.

We give the help, they join in, they serve up heads, they get rewarded for their hard work and dedication.

Greed? Nope. It's culling the strong from the weak, and I do believe that's how the Decepticons were originally founded.

Oh and are you being hunted Mr Flashwave? Maybe you are ... maybe you're not. Maybe the bounty thread is full of people claiming bounties on the heads of your bots, or maybe we just consider you a teeny tiny pothole, barely noticeable when the Decepticon machines of war roll over you. You'll never know.

You know, it may be the cider talking but Burn = My hero

Pariah wrote:You know, it may be the cider talking but Burn = My hero

Yay! Have some ener...nah, you're going to earn it like I had to.

hehehe so close

Pariah wrote:You know, it may be the cider talking but Burn = My hero

Seconded. Well said Burn.

*bows*

But seriously, I just see it as helping to lay the foundations for the V2 war.

Plus I wouldn't want to disappoint those who think i'm a heartless bastard and suddenly become all generous now.