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Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:51 am**

I've made it no secret that being the first to (publicly) break the 100% strafe barrier wasn't enough for me. I wanted 150%. And it seems that once again, the Unholy Goddess of Strafing has done it for me.

The Mission - 166% Strafe

And for those who are skeptical, i've run the numbers numerous times, I even had Skits check them. But here's the break down.

Objection - 16%
Alldarker - 64%
Cauterise - 29%
Battlestar - 18%
Speedburner - 39%
Total - 166%

And for those who may think they weren't at 100% when they started the mission, I found Objection to be the only questionable one, but here's the results of their last deployments.

Objection - 90%
Alldarker - Stasis locked
Cauterise - Stasis locked
Battlestar - Stasis locked
Speedburner - Not damaged

Soooooo ... Speedburner went in at 100%, Battlestar, Cauterise and Alldarker also MUST have gone in at 100%, so the only one that may not have been at 100% is Objection, which either way brings it down to 156%.

Unless someone can point out where my maths has gone wrong.

Oh and Skits has already called me a level bully (which isn't quite true, blame the mini-con) so don't waste your time with that particular insult.

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:59 am**

You've changed the rules like Darth Vader on Empire Strikes back! You didn't kill one 'bot with a single strafe. You removed over 100% of a group of 'bots energy. I don't think that counts Darth Burn...

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:40 am**

It counts. The damage is worked out the same. You just wait, cuddlebuttons. Some day soon you'll be getting beaten by the likes of me and Psychout. On a regular basis.

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:43 am**

i agree, always thought someone had to be stasis locked!

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:47 am**

meh, 150% damage is 150% of damage, even if it is 1% against 150 bots.

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:25 am**

Tammuz wrote:meh, 150% damage is 150% of damage, even if it is 1% against 150 bots.

That'd be an impresivly pointless achivment if ever I saw one.

Look at me! I tickled 150 bots!

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:50 pm**

Jesus Prime wrote:It counts. The damage is worked out the same. You just wait, cuddlebuttons. Some day soon you'll be getting beaten by the likes of me and Psychout. On a regular basis.

And we will be loving it. :lol:

Nice shooting Burn, i guess its a competition to see who can score the highest before the end now then?

I'd just figured that a 100% strafe had to be 100 or more damage points in one salvo. Never heard about the kill, but ive never bothered reading the thread.
Not that ive ever bothered to look for one in my team; too busy chasing Subby. And Supercollider. And Deadboy. And Phasewing. And Kaijubot. And Phaze. And Waylander. And Rolltide. And the Autotwins. And...

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:08 pm**

Psychout wrote:Not that ive ever bothered to look for one in my team; too busy chasing Subby. And Supercollider. And Deadboy. And Phasewing. And Kaijubot. And Phaze. And Waylander. And Rolltide. And the Autotwins. And...

Never one to hold a grudge eh?! :wink:

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:13 pm**

Anyone I'd like a grudge match against is above me now, with my comings and goings.

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:27 pm**

chrisjbrandon wrote:You've changed the rules

The rule has ALWAYS been x amount of damage in ONE move.

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:20 pm**

These are not the droids you're looking for.

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:08 pm**

Supercollider wrote:
Psychout wrote:Not that ive ever bothered to look for one in my team; too busy chasing Subby. And Supercollider. And Deadboy. And Phasewing. And Kaijubot. And Phaze. And Waylander. And Rolltide. And the Autotwins. And...

Never one to hold a grudge eh?!

Life is all about choices.

Looks like Wreckwind is todays winner.
:twisted:

;)

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:31 pm**

Jesus Prime wrote:These are not the droids you're looking for.

I sense a great disturbance in the Force, like a drunken irish man unleashed a torrent of spam across the interweb ...

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:51 pm**

Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:These are not the droids you're looking for.

I sense a great disturbance in the Force, like a drunken irish man unleashed a torrent of spam across the interweb ...

Bring me Solo and the Aussie. They shall suffer for this outrage.

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:17 pm**

Jesus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:These are not the droids you're looking for.

I sense a great disturbance in the Force, like a drunken irish man unleashed a torrent of spam across the interweb ...

Bring me Solo and the Aussie. They shall suffer for this outrage.

How? By forcing them to listen to you do a drunken rendition of "O' Danny Boy"?

Now go away and quit spamming my thread. It's obvious you're jealous of my achievement and feel the need to deflect attention from it with spam!

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:34 pm**

No one likes "Danny Boy", not even us. I was gonna bastinado you.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:59 am**

What did I ever do to you?

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:29 pm**

its true, noone likes danny boy. and our heritage is a joke we play on americans.

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:04 am**

y2si wrote:its true, noone likes danny boy. and our heritage is a joke we play on americans.

I always thought any heritage was a joke played on ancestry obsessed americans.

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:42 am**

Jesus Prime wrote:Bring me Solo and the Aussie. They shall suffer for this outrage.

Wait, which Aussie? o_O

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:37 am**

It's all good Burn. Congrads! :grin:

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:18 pm**

Skits wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Bring me Solo and the Aussie. They shall suffer for this outrage.

Wait, which Aussie? o_O

All of them. Well, all the ones here.

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:47 pm**

Jesus Prime wrote:
Skits wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Bring me Solo and the Aussie. They shall suffer for this outrage.

Wait, which Aussie? o_O

All of them. Well, all the ones here.

Even Flashback?

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:57 pm**

Even Flashback.

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:16 pm**

Jesus Prime wrote:Especially Flashback.

Fixxxed.

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