The Energon Pub

Since we all seem to be suffering HMW withdrawal in some way, shape, or form, why not try and list 1000 symptoms of withdrawal? I'll start with the first few

1. When you are suffering HMW withdrawal right now
2. When you're starting this thread
3. When you've written fanfics about your team
4. When you try to draw/ask your friends to draw your HMW characters
5. When you model an HMW character after someone that you don't like and the person gets the hint (the only one that I'm not guilty of, but someone did do a good job of with fanfics)


Any additions to this list?

6. ... when leveling up is more exciting to you than Christmas.

lol i is addicted. i'm going crazy right now not playing hmw, does naming a tf after a character u created for a fanfic count.

Amazon_Flarescythe wrote:lol i is addicted. i'm going crazy right now not playing hmw, does naming a tf after a character u created for a fanfic count.

Actually, if I were to do that, I'd consider the hmw and the fanfic chars to be one and the same lol

You're annoyed at answering the phone at work because you know that menas you'll have to go out on the floor to fix something when you're next bot will be out of the CR chamber in just 59 seconds!

RobotInDisguise wrote:

Amazon_Flarescythe wrote:lol i is addicted. i'm going crazy right now not playing hmw, does naming a tf after a character u created for a fanfic count.

Actually, if I were to do that, I'd consider the hmw and the fanfic chars to be one and the same lol

well they are since my amazons for my team are suppose to be the commander and vice-commander of my team though they're XP are lower then my first created bots

7. you cross you fingers and hit the F5 hoping that it will suddenly pop back up.

ashe5k wrote:You're annoyed at answering the phone at work because you know that menas you'll have to go out on the floor to fix something when you're next bot will be out of the CR chamber in just 59 seconds!

I'm guessing this just, just happened.

8. You cry, shake, sweat, hyper-ventilate and finally regress to a state where you think you are a member of your HMW team.
only to become arrested for disturbing the peace after yelling: "Doomsayer transforms into a weapon.
Doomsayer strafes garbage can.
Doomsayer strafes Walmart attendant.
Doomsayer strafes Walmart attendant.
Doomsayer strafes shopping cart."

DISCHARGE wrote:8. You cry, shake, sweat, hyper-ventilate and finally regress to a state where you think you are a member of your HMW team.
only to become arrested for disturbing the peace after yelling: "Doomsayer transforms into a weapon.
Doomsayer strafes garbage can.
Doomsayer strafes Walmart attendant.
Doomsayer strafes Walmart attendant.
Doomsayer strafes shopping cart."

yea thats the moment when u get the hint of an addiction

9. Once the site goes down you check it every 73 seconds in hopes it's up again.
10. You start a thread telling people you've decided to name your first born after a Transformer and you want everybody's suggestions.
11. You keep telling yourself you can quit anytime.
12. You have your groceries delivered by Peapod because the grocery store you shop at doesn't offer wi-fi and you can't shop while playing HMW on your PSP.

13. When you take it waaaaaaaay too seriously...

14. when u r in the toilet thinking about a new config

15. When you are afraid to go to sleep for fear that HMW will come online and you will miss it.

16. You scribble your plot for revenge against your rival commander on all four walls in your apartment.
17. You invent a 'special' chair so you don't have to get up to take breaks during your HMW sessions.
18. You believe the soulmate calculator WILL calculate the exact name of your soulmate but deep down you know you already found them. Ah(feeling of relief.) HMW, alone at last.
19. When you look at your avatar, you think you are looking in the mirror.
20. You book a room at a hotel that has the internet for your honeymoon because with a whole week off of work you can get soooo much xp.
21. You try to set up a meeting with Hasbro because your HMW team screams toy deal.

22.) When you only get up from your computer only when you absolutely have to (ignoring phones, nature's call, doorbells, wife, etc.....)

23. when your top bot has more xp than all but about 3 other teams combined
24. when you have a 75% success rate of being the first person to post when the game is down.
25. when you taken up a power napping sleep system that coincides with your characters time in the CR chamber.

26. You refer to going to bed as hitting the CR chamber

27. you consider yourself in good health despite missing work for the past week with bronchitis b/c you made mad xp playing HMW 24/7.

28- You hope aminmation producers read you fanfics and get so intrigued by your HMW story line they decide to make reality.



Edit: GD Smilies

29. You decide that extra car of yours that just sits there would make a great life size custom of one of your characters
30. You wish your job paid you in Energon.
31. O.k., o.k. just 10 more minutes turns into 12 more hours.
32. You go through the courts to have your name legally changed to whatever you chose for your commander.

33. The only thing you can think of to put on your annual performance review for work is "My transformers all more than doubled their experience"

Me, Grimlock! wrote:

ashe5k wrote:You're annoyed at answering the phone at work because you know that menas you'll have to go out on the floor to fix something when you're next bot will be out of the CR chamber in just 59 seconds!

I'm guessing this just, just happened.

Pretty much every day.

Redimus' Ego +1 wrote:35. When you have a fangasmn cuase that alt mode you always wanted is finally available...

I should have never have used that word in front of ya, Red.

36. You start praying really hard that it comes back so that you're not tempted to play those silly little games on Popcap.com

37. You buy model kits based on your character's alt modes.

38. You have writer's block because you're too busy checking to see if your characters have gotten out of the mission/arena/CR chamber.

39. You have long-winded bios for the majority of your characters.

40. You proclaim a kill on a character or creature in another game as a sacrifice to the HMW RNG.

41. You spend WAY too much time thinking up responses to "Addicted to HMW" threads.