The Energon Pub

Mission: http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/mis ... _id=259907

Well, it looks like the Autobot/Maximal missions are working...but the mission text is:

Destroy the Criminal Ravage

We have spotted the Decepticon Ravage. We are not sure why he has repainted himself yellow with spots but let's get him anyway!

Is it just me, or does this make the Autbots sound kinda...well...dumb? A conspiracy...?

The truth hurts doesnt it?

Yes, yes it does. And why do you seem surprised by this.

No mission text is appearing for us.

Is that because its an Bot/Max only misison or is there a glitch?

lol sounds correct to me

Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)

Yeah, I saw that one too Ninja and went looking. Don't make me pull out the grafiti card OS.

heheheheeheheheheheh cheetor mistaken for Ravage LMAO!

Flashwave wrote:Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)

Wow. Autobots are chasing a yellow spotted Ravage and don't even think that maybe it is a ploy of some sort? And some call us inferior.

Fellow Cons, I like our chances of getting Cybertron back.

Killjoy wrote:

Flashwave wrote:Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)

Wow. Autobots are chasing a yellow spotted Ravage and don't even think that maybe it is a ploy of some sort? And some call us inferior.

Fellow Cons, I like our chances of getting Cybertron back.

You like zero to non-existant?

Flashwave wrote:

Killjoy wrote:

Flashwave wrote:Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)

Wow. Autobots are chasing a yellow spotted Ravage and don't even think that maybe it is a ploy of some sort? And some call us inferior.

Fellow Cons, I like our chances of getting Cybertron back.

You like zero to non-existant?

Preceptor: According to my calculations, there is a 11.2 x 10(-486) power that the Decepticons will reclaim Cybertron.

Ninjaburn wrote:

Flashwave wrote:

Killjoy wrote:

Flashwave wrote:Course, we've always been smarter than the cons. so if we're dumb, then what's that make the cons? (besides inferior)

Wow. Autobots are chasing a yellow spotted Ravage and don't even think that maybe it is a ploy of some sort? And some call us inferior.

Fellow Cons, I like our chances of getting Cybertron back.

You like zero to non-existant?

Preceptor: According to my calculations, there is a 11.2 x 10(-486) power that the Decepticons will reclaim Cybertron.

Hey, at least the term, shoot first and ask questions later, isn't a problem we have to worry about.

Average firing time for a Decepticon: who cares, it'll be a lot faster than a Bot's as it'll be too busy distinguishing what army the person aiming at them's from and whether it's worth it to lift their gun up and shoot.

Damn that was long winded, even for me...

As an Autobot it's apparently your Primus given right to take offense to anything because you lot lack a sense of humour.

And you can't spell Perceptor right either.

Burn wrote:As an Autobot it's apparently your Primus given right to take offense to anything because you lot lack a sense of humour.

And you can't spell Perceptor right either.

or "Take" for that matter

Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.

Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.

and get shot at by everyone.

Tammuz wrote:

Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.

and get shot at by everyone.

Not unlikely.

But what's the point if you aren't living on the edge?

Tammuz wrote:

Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.

and get shot at by everyone.

Ah, touche.

And on that principal, go Predacon if you can't make your bloody mind up!

Ooooh, an image of Predacons sitting at the edge of a battlefield next to a table drinking tea, disturbing.

...And yet highly possible.

Hollow One wrote:

Tammuz wrote:

Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.

and get shot at by everyone.

Ah, touche.

And on that principal, go Predacon if you can't make your bloody mind up!

Ooooh, an image of Predacons sitting at the edge of a battlefield next to a table drinking tea, disturbing.

...And yet highly possible.

Boy this just screams Monty Python skit.

Ninjaburn wrote:

Hollow One wrote:

Tammuz wrote:

Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.

and get shot at by everyone.

Ah, touche.

And on that principal, go Predacon if you can't make your bloody mind up!

Ooooh, an image of Predacons sitting at the edge of a battlefield next to a table drinking tea, disturbing.

...And yet highly possible.

Boy this just screams Monty Python skit.

That would be bad, so bad it's good! I wasn't expecting a Monty Python sketch, just like right now I don't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Hollow One wrote:

Ninjaburn wrote:

Hollow One wrote:

Tammuz wrote:

Caelus wrote:Autobots - can't tell the difference between Ravage and Cheetor.

Decepticons - wouldn't care.

Ignorance vs Apathy.

Go Maximal in v2.

and get shot at by everyone.

Ah, touche.

And on that principal, go Predacon if you can't make your bloody mind up!

Ooooh, an image of Predacons sitting at the edge of a battlefield next to a table drinking tea, disturbing.

...And yet highly possible.

Boy this just screams Monty Python skit.

That would be bad, so bad it's good! I wasn't expecting a Monty Python sketch, just like right now I don't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

NO ONE expects the spanish inquesition!!


...sigh, ok this thread has run its course...

This all begs the question...

... why has no one on this board fielded "The Spanish Inquisition" as a Heavy Metal War Team.

Maybe a Junkion Clan...

Ninjaburn wrote:Is it just me, or does this make the Autbots sound kinda...well...dumb?

There was a memo that went out about that. Not our fault the 'bots can't read.

Caelus wrote:This all begs the question...

... why has no one on this board fielded "The Spanish Inquisition" as a Heavy Metal War Team.

Maybe a Junkion Clan...

Simple, they would be given leave to move without let or hinderance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film!

This is the Spanish Inquisition!

Or, there's a severe lack of plagarism here.

Side note: Someone has named their army The Atlantis Expedition, named after characters from Stargate Altantis, so there are people like that out here. Completely irrelevant but I thought I'd slip it in (Not flaming here, honest ).

Psychout wrote:No mission text is appearing for us.

Is that because its an Bot/Max only misison or is there a glitch?

Looks like it's showing now. And boy is it great.

"Autobot vigiliantes have mistaken a Maximal for Ravage not knowing he is sitting right there in your control room."