The Energon Pub

where are you all?!

AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306054
6-11 5 mins!

If I hadn't just dumped all my level 4's into some missions I'd be happy to send some fodder your way.

Tammuz wrote:where are you all?!

AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306054
6-11 5 mins!

Too scared to face us.

AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306099
6-11 45 minutes
the drunken medic calls you!

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306091
5-7 25 minutes

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306096
1-11 30 minutes

Tammuz wrote:AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306099
6-11 45 minutes
the drunken medic calls you!

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306091
5-7 25 minutes

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306096
1-11 30 minutes

Jumped into the first two

ashe5k wrote:

Tammuz wrote:AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306099
6-11 45 minutes
the drunken medic calls you!

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306091
5-7 25 minutes

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306096
1-11 30 minutes

Jumped into the first two

pity the rest of your species lacks your balls.

coe on bots, ashe is outnumbered, out classed and he'll still go for it, he makes the rest of you look bad.

Tammuz wrote:

ashe5k wrote:

Tammuz wrote:AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306099
6-11 45 minutes
the drunken medic calls you!

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306091
5-7 25 minutes

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306096
1-11 30 minutes

Jumped into the first two

pity the rest of your species lacks your balls.

coe on bots, ashe is outnumbered, out classed and he'll still go for it, he makes the rest of you look bad.

I'm not outclassed, I just never bring it with me here.

Balls and a sense of humour, are you sure you're an autobot?

Tammuz wrote:Balls and a sense of humour, are you sure you're an autobot?

Mostly. I guess I'm a rare breed of 'Bot?

I'd say unique but it'll never catch on amongst your ranks.

Cyan Bloodbane wrote:I'd say unique but it'll never catch on amongst your ranks.

Pardon me for needing that little thing called sleep (Yeah yeah, overrated, but still kinda neccesary) or I'd have pitched my little 3 in for the slag of it.

Flashwave wrote:

Cyan Bloodbane wrote:I'd say unique but it'll never catch on amongst your ranks.

Pardon me for needing that little thing called sleep (Yeah yeah, overrated, but still kinda neccesary) or I'd have pitched my little 3 in for the slag of it.

Sleep is NOT overrated. I'm still wishing I'd remembered to set my clock back an hour. Yay for having to get up at 2:30 in the morning to take a puppy out to pee instead of 3:30

Psychout wrote:

Tammuz wrote:where are you all?!

AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306054
6-11 5 mins!

Too scared to face us.

yeah
we hide in the arena like sissies we are
me grimlock and yon in paticular

steve2275 wrote:

Psychout wrote:

Tammuz wrote:where are you all?!

AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306054
6-11 5 mins!

Too scared to face us.

yeah
we hide in the arena like sissies we are
me grimlock and yon in paticular

They're obviously fighting someone aren't they?

So if they were to go into missions don't you think their arena buddies would follow?

Of course it's all kinda moot coming from the guy who would rather leave his bots inactive and wait for the Autobots to outnumber the opposition than dive in to help his fellow Autobots.

yeah
but im an admitted coward

and mg no longer gives a damn bout missions at all

Psychout wrote:

Tammuz wrote:where are you all?!

AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306054
6-11 5 mins!

Too scared to face us.

Really.
And what about those missions in which not a single 'Con joined just because they were outnumbered to a 1:2 ratio (literally 1 'con, 2 'bots)?

You know I'd jump in if I could

Deadpool. wrote:

Psychout wrote:

Tammuz wrote:where are you all?!

AUTOBOTS!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=306054
6-11 5 mins!

Too scared to face us.

Really.
And what about those missions in which not a single 'Con joined just because they were outnumbered to a 1:2 ratio (literally 1 'con, 2 'bots)?

down at your levels the cons LITERALLY are outnumbered 2-1. the bots have more at every level except 5 & 7

Funny thing is... most the missions I put my high level guys (especially Retread) in end up as... just me. No opposition whatsoever. Most of the time, no team mates either.

I'm starting to think you lot are scared of Retread.

Or I just join missions at odd times. XD But I like the first thought better.

It's because steve leaves you on your own and heads to the arena.

He likes to see little girls get hurt. And people think i'm the mean one on these boards.

I try to participate, when I can, due to work constraints...

That's just it though, Burn - usually, I'm NOT getting hurt 'cause no Cons are turning up! It's weird. And doesn't do my exp any good, heh.

Skits wrote:That's just it though, Burn - usually, I'm NOT getting hurt 'cause no Cons are turning up! It's weird. And doesn't do my exp any good, heh.

Oh, you're actually entering missions that are in an alternate reality where Transformers don't exist.

Hadn't we mentioned that OS installed the Multiverse Feature?

I mean, multiple, parallel continuities are so much a cornerstone of Transformers it seemed like something that -had- to be featured in HMW.

Wait til you see the Retcon feature!

[/joking]


Edit: And now I want to write up a team of time/reality-displaced Decepticons that call themselves the Retcons. Just great.

Heh! Given that I've been on a bit of a HMW-hiatus and have only just started playing again over the past few days... that whole Multiverse thing wouldn't entirely surprise me. XD (Primus, I have a lot of catching up to do... -_- )

Also, hahaha! I would LOVE to see that team of time/reality-displaced Decepticons calling themselves the Retcons. It'd be awesome.

Skits wrote:Also, hahaha! I would LOVE to see that team of time/reality-displaced Decepticons calling themselves the Retcons. It'd be awesome.

Expanding the team to include Predacons, Maximals, and Autobots, I have:

The Retcons

Season 1 Constructicons
- Created in Earth Cave
- No Sparks granted by Matrix or Vector Sigma
- No memory of Cybertron
- Displaced in time when reality was altered to make them reprogrammed Autobots

Straxus Megatron
- Clone of Megatron using Straxus’s Spark
- Who? What? When? Where? and most importantly: WHY?

IDW Magmatron
- Displaced in transwarp accident

IDW Antagony
- She’s from a future ruled by Shokaract
- But no, she’s a crazy Vok controlled agent…?

Dreamwave Blitzwing
- He was the first Triplechanger
- Except he wasn’t
- But then he was again
- Oh, and he was imprisoned on Earth and fought in the War Within era before appearing for the first time under Ultra Magnus’s command…

G1 Hauler
- He was in the first Episode of the Cartoon
- But then he was never seen again

Marvel Galvatron
- Wait; where/when is he from again?
- The future?
- An alternate reality?
- The future of an alternate reality?

Magnaboss
- Weren’t they dead?

G2 Shockwave
- Where were you?

Bat Primal and Gatortron
- Outside of IDW's cheap attempt, you only appeared once in a tiny comic that can't even be tenuously connected to canon. Where did you come from and where did you go?