The Energon Pub

I'm sure you can do better than this:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=333138

On second thoughts....maybe you can't. Understaffed like Shockwave, are you?

you have a fair point, but you should really post that either here, here, or more preferably for your situation, here.

Hollow One wrote:you have a fair point, but you should really post that either here, here, or more preferably for your situation, here.

Meh, spread the love. Arena lovers might eventually take notice.

Jeep? wrote:

Hollow One wrote:you have a fair point, but you should really post that either here, here, or more preferably for your situation, here.

Meh, spread the love. Arena lovers might eventually take notice.

I say we just kick their arses anyway! Someone should really activate the Pit soon as opposed to V2 to get these lurkers out, I mean, it's not like a little sunlight will kill you!

Hollow One wrote:

Jeep? wrote:

Hollow One wrote:you have a fair point, but you should really post that either here, here, or more preferably for your situation, here.

Meh, spread the love. Arena lovers might eventually take notice.

I say we just kick their arses anyway! Someone should really activate the Pit soon as opposed to V2 to get these lurkers out, I mean, it's not like a little sunlight will kill you!

I thought it was the Decepticons who were evil and supposedly didn't like the light.....I'll give them their darkest hour!

Light or dark, we kick ass.

I think I may start hunting arena-going bots when the pit comes online, force them out into the open.



Then list their names when I beat them or they reject the offer of combat.


All shall know whether they died with honour or cower in shame!

The shock! Two Autobots were in the arena

Neheheh. They won't last long in there. Not against Mercwing and Thunderscythe. Those guys are on a roll today.

Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

Wingspan wrote:Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

I made enough energon to fulfill my expense.
*kicks wingspan in the nuts*
You earned that buddy.

noobie cons

not alot of level 4 cons either when i play.

Optimus Prime007 wrote:noobie cons

not alot of level 4 cons either when i play.

I hope I have a lvl4 after being here for 4 years myself.

Wingspan wrote:Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

baby-Con...?

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

I made enough energon to fulfill my expense.
*kicks wingspan in the nuts*
You earned that buddy.

Given the kills I've accrued from Kremzeek alone, I'm sure I'll earn that again. At least your scrap-heap earned it's XP from some damage too. To many Cons just run around the battlefield like energon overdosed Furbies in an XP earning attempt.

*hits DISCHARGE in the nuts with a sledge-hammer*
As a warning, I don't take well to lug-nut repairs though. I'll be sure to warn before reciprocating next time.

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

I made enough energon to fulfill my expense.
*kicks wingspan in the nuts*
You earned that buddy.

*Kicks DISCHARGE in his nuts, followed by in his ass.*

You earned that too.

Wingspan wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

I made enough energon to fulfill my expense.
*kicks wingspan in the nuts*
You earned that buddy.

Given the kills I've accrued from Kremzeek alone, I'm sure I'll earn that again. At least your scrap-heap earned it's XP from some damage too. To many Cons just run around the battlefield like energon overdosed Furbies in an XP earning attempt.

*hits DISCHARGE in the nuts with a sledge-hammer*
As a warning, I don't take well to lug-nut repairs though. I'll be sure to warn before reciprocating next time.

Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for
the kill. Good thing I use a decoy for things like that.

*Grabs Deadpool. by the back of the head*
"*punch*This is not *punch* Giga enforcers *punch*.
You *punch* don't need *punch* to kill everything
*punch* in sight *punch*"
And stop touching my ass!

DISCHARGE wrote:Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for the kill.

As an Autobot, that should be surprising. Remember, YOU'RE the evil, underhanded, scheming wretch. Or does looking in the mirror make you cry too much?

DISCHARGE wrote:*Grabs Deadpool. by the back of the head*
"*punch*This is not *punch* Giga enforcers *punch*.
You *punch* don't need *punch* to kill everything
*punch* in sight *punch*"
And stop touching my ass!

That's just wrong. Funny...but wrong.

Wingspan wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for the kill.

As an Autobot, that should be surprising. Remember, YOU'RE the evil, underhanded, scheming wretch.

And proudly so, we are honest and forthcoming in our violent urges.
Where you Autobot's cant even confess that you love fighting as much as we do, instead cowering behind the blanket of 'They started it!'.
Way to go you shining example of goodness you!


However now ive took the liberty of shattering youre pink glasses with a good aimed punch to the face, i might tell you that the smack talking thread is --> that way, because obviously thats all it is.



EDIT: I maaaay have overdone it just a litle bit, but this is a war, right?

Violater wrote:And proudly so, we are honest and forthcoming in our violent urges.
Where you Autobot's cant even confess that you love fighting as much as we do, instead cowering behind the blanket of 'They started it!'.

Cute.

Violater wrote:However now ive took the liberty of shattering youre pink glasses with a good aimed punch to the face, i might tell you that the smack talking thread is --> that way, because obviously thats all it is.

Very true.

Violater wrote:EDIT: I maaaay have overdone it just a litle bit, but this is a war, right?

Precisely.

We're so glad to know the enhanced processors were installed. Maybe now we'll have some competition. See you in the smack talk.

Violater wrote:

Wingspan wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for the kill.

As an Autobot, that should be surprising. Remember, YOU'RE the evil, underhanded, scheming wretch.

And proudly so, we are honest and forthcoming in our violent urges.
Where you Autobot's cant even confess that you love fighting as much as we do, instead cowering behind the blanket of 'They started it!'.
Way to go you shining example of goodness you!

you might of started it but we are intent on finishing it

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

I made enough energon to fulfill my expense.
*kicks wingspan in the nuts*
You earned that buddy.

Given the kills I've accrued from Kremzeek alone, I'm sure I'll earn that again. At least your scrap-heap earned it's XP from some damage too. To many Cons just run around the battlefield like energon overdosed Furbies in an XP earning attempt.

*hits DISCHARGE in the nuts with a sledge-hammer*
As a warning, I don't take well to lug-nut repairs though. I'll be sure to warn before reciprocating next time.

Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for
the kill. Good thing I use a decoy for things like that.

*Grabs Deadpool. by the back of the head*
"*punch*This is not *punch* Giga enforcers *punch*.
You *punch* don't need *punch* to kill everything
*punch* in sight *punch*"
And stop touching my ass!

*is still trying to work out who the baby-con is.*

Thyunda wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

I made enough energon to fulfill my expense.
*kicks wingspan in the nuts*
You earned that buddy.

Given the kills I've accrued from Kremzeek alone, I'm sure I'll earn that again. At least your scrap-heap earned it's XP from some damage too. To many Cons just run around the battlefield like energon overdosed Furbies in an XP earning attempt.

*hits DISCHARGE in the nuts with a sledge-hammer*
As a warning, I don't take well to lug-nut repairs though. I'll be sure to warn before reciprocating next time.

Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for
the kill. Good thing I use a decoy for things like that.

*Grabs Deadpool. by the back of the head*
"*punch*This is not *punch* Giga enforcers *punch*.
You *punch* don't need *punch* to kill everything
*punch* in sight *punch*"
And stop touching my ass!

*is still trying to work out who the baby-con is.*

That would be discharge he comes complete with pacifer and a dirty diaper

Phaze wrote:

Thyunda wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:

Wingspan wrote:Although I'm quite proud of the baby-Con talking trash, the rest of you need to bring some better game.

Maybe then your compatriot will have enough backup to earn another upgrade before 2008. I feel sorry for these Level 0s; not even a mission bonus to make the CR chamber worth their time.

See ya on the battlefield.

I made enough energon to fulfill my expense.
*kicks wingspan in the nuts*
You earned that buddy.

Given the kills I've accrued from Kremzeek alone, I'm sure I'll earn that again. At least your scrap-heap earned it's XP from some damage too. To many Cons just run around the battlefield like energon overdosed Furbies in an XP earning attempt.

*hits DISCHARGE in the nuts with a sledge-hammer*
As a warning, I don't take well to lug-nut repairs though. I'll be sure to warn before reciprocating next time.

Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for
the kill. Good thing I use a decoy for things like that.

*Grabs Deadpool. by the back of the head*
"*punch*This is not *punch* Giga enforcers *punch*.
You *punch* don't need *punch* to kill everything
*punch* in sight *punch*"
And stop touching my ass!

*is still trying to work out who the baby-con is.*

That would be discharge he comes complete with pacifer and a dirty diaper

The same could be said about Gobots.
And, I think you'd better change Discharge's daiper. I think he just 'discharged'

Phaze wrote:

Violater wrote:

Wingspan wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for the kill.

As an Autobot, that should be surprising. Remember, YOU'RE the evil, underhanded, scheming wretch.

And proudly so, we are honest and forthcoming in our violent urges.
Where you Autobot's cant even confess that you love fighting as much as we do, instead cowering behind the blanket of 'They started it!'.
Way to go you shining example of goodness you!

you might of started it but we are intent on finishing it

But what you lot intend to do, and what you are capable of, are two very different things. Aren't they?

The Master Blaster wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Violater wrote:

Wingspan wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:Figures, as an Autobot you wait til I am sleeping to go for the kill.

As an Autobot, that should be surprising. Remember, YOU'RE the evil, underhanded, scheming wretch.

And proudly so, we are honest and forthcoming in our violent urges.
Where you Autobot's cant even confess that you love fighting as much as we do, instead cowering behind the blanket of 'They started it!'.
Way to go you shining example of goodness you!

you might of started it but we are intent on finishing it

But what you lot intend to do, and what you are capable of, are two very different things. Aren't they?

i'm capable of quite a lot thank you very much