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Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:38 pm**

i want to switch back its getting boring being a maximal

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:15 am**

ask to go pred

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:17 am**

If you go back I have only one thing to say to you..

New packaging, same product...LOSERS

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:44 am**

Hey Terror Prime, since new Maximals are being added now, things should get interesting. Anyways, there is a Maximal Constitution being discussed in Elders Chambers and the MDF forums.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:46 am**

Ah, he finally realized Ratbat is a DECEPTICON!

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:49 am**

Join us Terror Prime. I warned sumo I try to steal you. Your attitude, your guts, even your name. You were born to be a Predacon. There's always plenty of action here.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:30 am**

sumowrestler wrote:Hey Terror Prime, since new Maximals are being added now, things should get interesting. Anyways, there is a Maximal Constitution being discussed in Elders Chambers and the MDF forums.

Constitution eh?

Amendment I
Council shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, because no Maximal has anything intresting to say anyways.

Amendment II
Maximals have the right to bear arms... unless these arms are ripped off by the enemy and used as clubs.

Amendment III
No soldier shall be quartered in any house without the consent of the owner since 'Maximal' and 'Warrior' are a contradiction of terms.

Amendment IV
Maximals will have protection against unreasonable searches and seizures (except those caused by Predacon raiding parties), shall not be violated. (except by lonely Decepticon sheep herders)

Yinz're on your own from there...

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:43 am**

I figured that I would get some slack when the other factions knew that we were working on the Maximal Constitution. BTW Bun-Bun, I liked your joke of "bearing arms". It was an interesting cartoon and it got a couple chuckles out of me. Seriously Terror Prime, we need all the Maximals we can get. If you still feel this way after a week, I won't blame you for wanting out but do try to get a little more involved.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:55 am**

I'm all about the chuckle...

And that ladies and gentlemen is just the tiniest sample of what is sure to be a rip-roaring good time with the Predacons.

All the Maxi's seem to be able to offer is 'blah blah-blah blah-blah' no sense-a humor at all just like their Autobot keepers... Make the right choice people if you're gonna be a 'squishie' you might as well be having fun.

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Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:34 am**

I just finished watching season 2 & 3 of Beast Wars with DtreetViper2. Hate to say this to yeah Preds but Megatron killed all of his team off! Wait hold on I forgot little Waspinator. He actually had a logic chip and quit the team. Then there was Ramage got destoryed by Depthcharge (We will always remember you fish breath)!:( Oh and Dinobot2.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:46 am**

I move that all Transformers 'canon' be removed from the HMW record. Except maybe some of the comic book stuff.

Autobots/Maximals always win because if the Cons/Preds did there wouldn't be a show. (plus there's some crap about good always beating evil)
It's like the Borg in Star Trek.
Of course they should have wiped out the federation a thousand times over, but then there would be no show, so the 'good guys' have to win.

This game is not a TV show. We can work together as a group. We can win.
Resistance is futile.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:58 am**

What the foolish defector is trying to say is the TF cartoons ahve always been Autobot/Maximal propoganda, and nothing more. How could the Decepticons/Predacons take THAT MANY BEATINGS without any actual success, and stay a viable enemy in a 2 faction war? See, the shows done make sence do they...

And Maximals... MDF.... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Medium Density Fiberboard eh?

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:04 am**

Redimus wrote:Medium Density Fiberboard eh?

Sounds like standard Maxi armour to me.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:11 am**

Bun-Bun wrote:And that ladies and gentlemen is just the tiniest sample of what is sure to be a rip-roaring good time with the Predacons.

All the Maxi's seem to be able to offer is 'blah blah-blah blah-blah' no sense-a humor at all just like their Autobot keepers... Make the right choice people if you're gonna be a 'squishie' you might as well be having fun.
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Mogwai Prime? Is that you in disguise? :shock:

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:01 am**

Redimus wrote:
And Maximals... MDF.... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Medium Density Fiberboard eh?

I tried to warn them about that, I really did.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:07 am**

Kaijubot wrote:
Redimus wrote:
And Maximals... MDF.... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Medium Density Fiberboard eh?

I tried to warn them about that, I really did.

lol at least you tired.

Still, us brits now know what the maximals secret weapon is; Ikea!

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:52 am**

Psychout wrote:
Kaijubot wrote:
Redimus wrote:
And Maximals... MDF.... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Medium Density Fiberboard eh?

I tried to warn them about that, I really did.

lol at least you tired.

Still, us brits now know what the maximals secret weapon is; Ikea!

Maximals and Swedes together, in one unholy alliance. Sparks preserve us! :shock:

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:17 am**

Medium Density Fiberboard? Aside from the fact that I neither know nor care what that is, what's particularly funny about it? You'll have to try a bit harder than that. I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find some uninteresting technical term to fit just about any set of initials.

Repeatedly Dying Decepticons, that's pretty good, however. Or Rusty Deteriorated Dipsticks, not bad. And what was the Pred one again? Can't remember, so can't possibly have been that important.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:22 am**

Rat Convoy wrote:Medium Density Fiberboard? Aside from the fact that I neither know nor care what that is, what's particularly funny about it? You'll have to try a bit harder than that. I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find some uninteresting technical term to fit just about any set of initials.

I would explain it to you, but its a scientific fact that Maximals are too stupid to understand anything apart from how to die in a messy manner :-B

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:25 am**

Rat Convoy wrote:Medium Density Fiberboard? Aside from the fact that I neither know nor care what that is, what's particularly funny about it?

And it's this attitude of being content in ignorence that will assure your downfall.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:27 am**

Come to think of it, the Maximals are a lot like MDF. Shiney, glossy and pretty on the outside - but mostly full of substandard rubbish

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:28 am**

doomboy536 wrote:
Rat Convoy wrote:Medium Density Fiberboard? Aside from the fact that I neither know nor care what that is, what's particularly funny about it? You'll have to try a bit harder than that. I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find some uninteresting technical term to fit just about any set of initials.

I would explain it to you, but its a scientific fact that Maximals are too stupid to understand anything apart from how to die in a messy manner

Kicked your can enough to put the lie to that.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:41 am**

Rat Convoy wrote:
doomboy536 wrote:
Rat Convoy wrote:Medium Density Fiberboard? Aside from the fact that I neither know nor care what that is, what's particularly funny about it? You'll have to try a bit harder than that. I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find some uninteresting technical term to fit just about any set of initials.

I would explain it to you, but its a scientific fact that Maximals are too stupid to understand anything apart from how to die in a messy manner

Kicked your can enough to put the lie to that.

My can? What did you do with my can? I hadn't finished drinking from it yet!

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:47 am**

it's really not a technical term,no more than say "Brick" or "paint" is a technical term

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:47 am**

doomboy536 wrote:
Rat Convoy wrote:
doomboy536 wrote:
Rat Convoy wrote:Medium Density Fiberboard? Aside from the fact that I neither know nor care what that is, what's particularly funny about it? You'll have to try a bit harder than that. I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find some uninteresting technical term to fit just about any set of initials.

I would explain it to you, but its a scientific fact that Maximals are too stupid to understand anything apart from how to die in a messy manner

Kicked your can enough to put the lie to that.

My can? What did you do with my can? I hadn't finished drinking from it yet!

Well, if I can't have a cool refreshing bouncy bubble beverage, you can't either. :lol:

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