Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:38 amWith faction swapping underway, from the looks of things the Beast factions seem to be filling up pretty well.
However it's been a well known fact that the Decepticons have always been outnumbered at the lower levels.
So this is my offer to anyone contemplating swapping factions.
IF YOU'VE GOT A TEAM WITH BOTS RANGING FROM LEVELS 0-3, THE DECEPTICON EMPIRE WANT YOU!
What's in it for you?
Well let's see ...
• You don't have to worry about Metroplex79 beating you senseless
• You get access to a well established bank of information
• We're a whole stack load of fun with regular competitions for you to earn energon!
• Someone is always there to offer advice.
• We're wacky, we're crazy, we know how to have a laugh!
• We're far more organised than everyone else. Unless you count the Predacons but we taught them everything they know anyway!
Not only that, we're about to begin a plan where you'll be put through training where you'll come out tougher, stronger, smarter and more organised.
Plus even if you're still outnumbered, we're going to teach you to not cry like a little baby. We're going to teach you to suck it up and dispense as much pain as possible!
Oh and of course, you're going to get 50,000 in Energon simply by joining the 'Cons and posting in this thread.
So forget about the boring stick in the muds better known as the "Autobots". Forget about the flea ridden do-gooders known as the "Maximals". And don't worry about the Predacons, they've got Tammuz. Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill things along the way and have a bloody good time doing it! Head to the Faction Switching Thread and get yourself swapped over!
However it's been a well known fact that the Decepticons have always been outnumbered at the lower levels.
So this is my offer to anyone contemplating swapping factions.
IF YOU'VE GOT A TEAM WITH BOTS RANGING FROM LEVELS 0-3, THE DECEPTICON EMPIRE WANT YOU!
What's in it for you?
Well let's see ...
• You don't have to worry about Metroplex79 beating you senseless
• You get access to a well established bank of information
• We're a whole stack load of fun with regular competitions for you to earn energon!
• Someone is always there to offer advice.
• We're wacky, we're crazy, we know how to have a laugh!
• We're far more organised than everyone else. Unless you count the Predacons but we taught them everything they know anyway!
Not only that, we're about to begin a plan where you'll be put through training where you'll come out tougher, stronger, smarter and more organised.
Plus even if you're still outnumbered, we're going to teach you to not cry like a little baby. We're going to teach you to suck it up and dispense as much pain as possible!
Oh and of course, you're going to get 50,000 in Energon simply by joining the 'Cons and posting in this thread.
So forget about the boring stick in the muds better known as the "Autobots". Forget about the flea ridden do-gooders known as the "Maximals". And don't worry about the Predacons, they've got Tammuz. Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill things along the way and have a bloody good time doing it! Head to the Faction Switching Thread and get yourself swapped over!
Sorry if I sounded too harsh. Won't happen again. I'll be good. Promise.