The Energon Pub

Teletraan 2 wrote:*Incoming message for Autobot command at Iacon*

Evolution Prime?!

Get out here!!
I, Psychout, Decepticon Warlord, formally declare war on the Autobot controlled province of Altigon, currently commanded by your forces.

The Decepticons have grown tired of your cities tedious resistance to our advancement of Cybertron as a weapon to conquer the universe. Cybertron is our planet by rights and we will not allow you to stand in the way of our races destiny as the galaxy's conquerers.

The time has come for Altagon's obliteration. Our Predacon brothers will be aiding us in the attack and will devour any Maximal or Autobot threat in their way, you cannot escape us and none shall be spared.


Therefore, effective immediately, we will be targeting the forces of you, your allies and any half-breeds loyal to your cause for immediate termination and ensuring Altigon's brutal and swift destruction.

And to any Maximal agents intercepting this message; Aid us or hinder us, it matters not.
We will destroy Prime, his city and his allies easily. Should you foolishly attmpt to stand in our way or move to protect the Autobots, you will join them in annihilation. However, should you choose to aid us, you have a Warlord's own word that you will be richly rewarded when the job is done...

Gather up your arms Autobots, I wish to tear them forceably from your shoulders...

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Please note this is a bragging thread designed for a bit of RP fun and is _not_ a tournament.
Do not bother with this thread if you are not interested in
playing the war out as a character from your own team.

Everyone is welcome to join from all 4 factions.
Do not take this thread too 'srsly', we certainly will not be.
All posts to be told based on a linked mission result please.
Please take it in turn to boast (unless the brag is truly awesome)

Use a bit of common sense when you post; This is a fun battle
for a city on Cybertron, not a re-enactment of war and peace...
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Bring it!

Blazer Prime wrote:*Message sent out on all open frequencies*

This is Blazer Prime of the Autobot Spartans.
Is this the best you Preds can do? I've fought training drones thougher than you lot!

Doesn't matter. In the end, Altigon will remain standing and in Autobot hands!

BOOM!
HEADSHOT!!

Brutallica wrote:I was just with a squadron on the North side of the city and we decimated a laughably pathetic Decepticon attack party; I slagged two of them personally and barely even got my wheels dirty. They're going to have to do better than that to take our territory!

Shatterwing wrote:Ah, yes! I too was one of the players in a recent stunning performance, in which I held an important supporting role, bringing down the curtain on Chaoslock. I suffered once more for my art, but when next I take the stage, the Decepticons will again find their act cut short!

Your Friends will have to talk louder for you to hear them

SolarCat wrote:SolarCat to Substance,

I've got a few here with some spirit, I managed to take down Warblade, and Rum Runner, and they still keep coming I could. przzffffii

Substance wrote:SolarCat?.... crap. Substance to Thundertron I think we have a problem. I just slagged Powerglide G1, Rocker, and this other bot Encryption something wrong with that bot, he tried to get my stash, yeah anyway the other Deceptions in the are have picked off what I didn't get I am heading to SolarCat's last position now.

Steelwraith wrote:This is Steelwrath. The Predacon advance here has been stopped. Also add Opeth to the list of Preds slagged, please.

Skywarp wrote:Skywarp to all Decepticon forces. We found some girliebots int h western side. They we not all that good looking so we put them outta our misery. I slagged one myself. Move yer afts or I won't leave anyone for you to play with.

Reflector wrote:You should watch your own backside Skywarp, we took out their Maximal reinforcements. If we were not so observant you would be in stasis lock. Though it is unseemly to shoot a female, we did it well. We are proceeding in further. Further reports pending, Reflector out.

Datamatrix wrote:Datamatrix to all Decepticon forces. Listen up and listen good. We made a hole in their western flanks. Personally A small squad of cons and Yours Truly ran into a small band of Maxies. Lil' fuzzballs stood no chance....I think Jacinth here's still twitching...gross. Anyway follow up and head on in. These guys could fight their way out of a Minicon Preschool.

Windcon wrote:Windcon reporting in, ran into some Maximals, stasis locked Cheetor, and Hera, with the help of Prowler, these new recuits know how to take names. Heading on in as soon as we blow a hole in the South Wall. Windcon out.

Speed Demon wrote:Yo, this is Speed Demon. We've routed the Preds in this sector, and yours truly personally offed Sick and PREDACON TARANTULAS. I'm on my way back now, so stay tuned!

Eclipse Velocity wrote:Eclipse Velocity to Occult.

Hey sweetie, I got some predacons over here that could use your fine touch I did lock up Orion, but I needed to recharge my null ray before I took on Auquafire, so I ducked down behind part of and old refueling station. Think you could manage some cover fire and get me outta here?

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Thundercracker wrote: Hey Skywarp, I don't mean to step on your toes but I bagged me three kills in one fight. Not bad huh ol' buddy?

Skywarp wrote:That's what I get for taking out the rest of that ambush party., sad pickings...I'll catch up Cracker, I won't let these geeky bots and maxies make me look bad.