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Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:10 pm
by Kickyourassacons
I first want to say that this is a fun topic and not a hate topic. Tekka rarely gets beat in HMW with his magic witch powers(not cheating, don't worry), so I feel that it should be known when there is a beating on Tekka it should be posted for all Autobots to see. Tekka is a good guy from Japan but when you are #1 you are going to be a target. So lets have some fun with this witch hunt and post our great scores. Here is my very proud win with the help of my fellow bots.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=201105P.S. He was equipped with his weapon this time.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:24 pm
by Tekka
I'm from Japan?

When did this happen?! How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house...
Just you wait until I'm out of stasis lock...
Don't mess with me, I know how to push buttons.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:48 pm
by Deadpool.
Wah?
Tekka's from Japan?
.............
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:50 pm
by Blurrz
I've given up on Tekka. He's annihilated my #1, and #2 with ease. Closest I came was 1% away from Stasis....
Curses.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:00 pm
by Redimus
Tekka wrote:I know how to push buttons.
OH THE HORROR!
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:04 pm
by Tekka
Relax, you are safe. Only Autobots need flee from my digits of doom.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:06 pm
by Redimus
phew
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:14 pm
by Me, Grimlock!
Yeah, he's from Japan. What of it?

Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:15 pm
by ashe5k
The digits? NOT THE DIGITS!
Of Doom no less!
*runs and hides in the arena*
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:18 pm
by Redimus
Coward!
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:27 pm
by ashe5k
pRedimus wrote:Coward!
Never said I was oging to stay there!

I'm a glutton for punishment. Besides, all my bots are already in missions or in the CR chamber anyway.
I'm out of options. *cries*
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:31 pm
by Absolute Zero
ashe5k wrote:pRedimus wrote:Coward!
Never said I was oging to stay there!

I'm a glutton for punishment. Besides, all my bots are already in missions or in the CR chamber anyway.
I'm out of options. *cries*
And Luck! MUWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!
Oh, and I drank all your milk. You might want to go to the store.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:56 pm
by Burn
Me, Grimlock! wrote:Yeah, he's from Japan. What of it?

I'd be more worried if he was from Canada.
They're a mean bunch those Canadians.
Unless they've moved to America, then they're pushovers.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:13 pm
by Flashwave
Tekka wrote:I'm from Japan?

When did this happen?! How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house...
Just you wait until I'm out of stasis lock...
Don't mess with me, I know how to push buttons.
Says the guy who got railroaded (@5:58). By me no less.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:05 am
by Tekka
I wasn't expecting you to throw your model trains at me. They have surprisingly sharp edges.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:57 am
by Absolute Zero
Tekka wrote:I wasn't expecting you to throw your model trains at me. They have surprisingly sharp edges.
Did you ever tie Barbie to the train tracks and have Starscream ride the train to try to run her over only to have Optimus Primal come save her? And sometimes, if he doesn't make it, Starscream runs her over and there's a decapitated Barbie on the tracks missing legs too, and Primal craddles her head going "NO CHEETOR!" And then Rhinox gets a giftbox and Tankor is all "Don't open the box!" And in the box is Fortress Maximus' head!
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:58 am
by Tekka
I never owned any Barbies. =(
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:07 am
by Absolute Zero
Uh... me neither! I ah... own girl GI Joes... Who made cyborgs with Bumblebee...
But if you didn't, then how did Galvatron get the Energon Matrix?
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:35 am
by Tekka
Well he was going to get it from Ultra Magnus, but it turns out that the Wachowski Brothers had already destroyed it.
Re: Fun with Tekka

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Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:45 am
by Absolute Zero
Well, at least Flint didn't get it... I always hated that guy...
So... Big Convoy still has your matrix since I know those wussy guys couldn't destroy it. They might make you think they did... They're probably working with Dreadwind on how he's going to make up for his appearence in the movie and steal the maxtrix of death from inside Metroplex while he fights Fortress Maximus being piloted by Cobra Commander while skydiving into a pool filled with chainsaw juggling Aligators...
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:50 am
by Tekka
But how will they deal with the flying sharks?
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:55 am
by Absolute Zero
Tekka wrote:But how will they deal with the flying sharks?
Simple. Mr. Bruce Willis.
Which brings me to another point... I wanna duel weild! Because weilding a fussion cannon on your arm is Chuck Norris eating a steak manly, Duel weilding fussion cannons is Bruce Willis eating Chuck Norris' steak over his fragged corpse manly.
... And I think I need to go to bed since I just realized I posted part of the story about the matrix on another thread.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:57 am
by Tekka
Nevar.
Sleep is for the weak, and the dead.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:00 am
by Absolute Zero
Tekka wrote:Nevar.
Sleep is for the weak, and the dead.
But my girlfriend told me I had to go to bed.
Re: Fun with Tekka

Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:06 am
by Tekka
Make a stand and show her who's boss, or forever be a weenie, or worse... a funster.