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Tekka wrote:… the fact is my character is still number one… Just be thankful I don't play all twelve, because if I did you would be well and truly f*ked.

Not anymore, Bucko! As of Saturday, you had an astounding 15,000 XP lead over me. As of this moment, I have a 38 xp lead over you, a net gain of 15,038 XP for me. As Barack Obama would say, that’s “change you can believe in.”

It may or may not hold, but I did indeed catch and surpass you to Officially become the Top-Ranked HMW player overall AND I now have the top ranked Character as well. Again. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED nonetheless.

Top 200 HMW players by Experience
1. Galvatron Supreme - 1938627

1 1 Buzzsaw Autocon Death Squad <=== Galvatron Supreme
2 2 Tekka Black Brigade <=== Tekka
3 3 Galvatron Autocon Death Squad
4 Shockwave Autocon Death Squad
5 Devastator Autocon Death Squad
6 Hot Rod Autocon Death Squad
7 Thunderbolt Autocon Death Squad
8 Bumblebee Autocon Death Squad


As Barack Obama would say, that’s “change you can believe in.”

I seem to recall you saying that there was no way I’d overtake you until maybe when you go on Christmas vacation. Looks like Christmas came a little early this year.



Now, after a long night of election returns and HMW ass kickin’ I’m off for a little nap. But no worries, I'll be back soon...

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"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Bravo sir! Well done!

hurah! HOORAH! for.. well.. the.. .the other bad guy!

I'll get it back, don't ye doubt.

Tekka wrote:I'll get it back, don't ye doubt.

You may, or you may not. It matters not now. I've beat your challenge, bested ya and proved my point. Two months early, in fact. Care to accept MY challenge yet?

We call that "punked" or "owned" where I come from. All in good fun, of course.

Geez. Not that you're bitter at all. <.<;

Enjoy your moment.

HAI TEKKA, now you can join the Autobots! We won't lord it over you in the (googolplexy) unlikely occurence one of us eclipses ya in the immediate future. Besides, I bet the idea must've crossed your mind, ya goody 2 shoes.

Relax #2! I'm not bitter in the least, silly. You laid a challenge in front of me that I couldn't pass you until you left for Christmas. So, I proved ya wrong. I'm just competative that way.

My number 1 guy beat your number one guy, so, I'll Tell ya what, I'm a reasonable guy. I'll give you til Valentine's day, February 15th, to beat my team. That's two months more than you gave me.

Whaddya say?

I'm not really interested... So I'll just keep playing as I am. It would be more accurate to say you challenged yourself though, as I never offered you one. It's not really my thing.

Ah! I took your what I assume were good-natured taunts as an open invitation to a fun challenge. I do hope you realize I am only poking fun at you in a friendly way...

As we speak my eyes boil with hatred and every fibre of my being calls for that hatred to crush you into oblivion, anally violate your crushed carcass before setting it on fire and casting it into the grand canyon where after filling said canyon with cement and etching curses into the cement surface to further aggravate your soul as it burns in the fires of Hades.

All in a friendly way of course!

it's not sodomizing if you have consent!

Tekka, I know you're not a long-term regular here in HMW-land, but you know about the smacktalk tradition here so i'm not entirely sure why you are being so defensive, nothing in this game should be taken personally.

You tore ahead of everyone when the game started and has the first L2 in the game IIRC but GS has caught you up through hard work, so its only fair he gets to revel in his victory for at least a short while before Sustain and Waaaaghlord finally destroy him.

Tekka wrote:As we speak my eyes boil with hatred and every fibre of my being calls for that hatred to crush you into oblivion, anally violate your crushed carcass before setting it on fire and casting it into the grand canyon where after filling said canyon with cement and etching curses into the cement surface to further aggravate your soul as it burns in the fires of Hades.

lol, thats pretty good.

But can we please have less sodomy and more people challenging GS...

Tekka wrote:As we speak my eyes boil with hatred and every fibre of my being calls for that hatred to crush you into oblivion, anally violate your crushed carcass before setting it on fire and casting it into the grand canyon where after filling said canyon with cement and etching curses into the cement surface to further aggravate your soul as it burns in the fires of Hades.

All in a friendly way of course!

Now, now! Don't go getting all pissy just because I bested you and posted it publicly. Apprently you have forgotten your earlier boasts. Allow me to remind you of some:

Tekka wrote:1.Relax number two. I don't hold it against you.

I may just be one Transformer but don't forget...

I'm the fly in your soup, I'm the pebble in your shoe, I'm the pea beneath your bed, I'm the bump on every head, I'm the peel on which you slip, I'm the needle in your hip, I'm the thorn in your side that makes you wriggle and writhe...

And it's so easy when you're evil.
2.Indeed, who doesn't want to be under my boot?
3.You're welcome to the commander spots, but the fact is my character is still number one, and if you weren't sore about it you wouldn't be trying so hard to irk me over it.
4.Unlike yours my intent is only to build the one character, so naturally I don't give a crap who has got the most lucrative team.

Just be thankful I don't play all twelve, because if I did you would be well and truly f*ked.

Please go Hereto read the rest if you choose.

So, the way I see it is I BEAT you at your very own game and you refuse to even attempt to TRY and beat me at mine. Nobody likes a one-trick Pony. I am and have been the TOP single TF and the top team of TF's TWICE. Both times I have been top TF, I crawled over you BOTH TIMES to take that spot. Do you still actually believe I can't do it again or remain there if I want to? 15K in 3 days? c'mon!

If you can't take the heat son, stay outta the kitchen.

Shall I use more smilies so you can understand the theme of responses better?

Come on now, guys. Give me credit where it is due, I don't need lectures.

My responses are only as serious as you decide to take them.

And I'm always serious, even when I'm joking.

And yes, I'm well aware of what I wrote. I did write it after all.

And I'm still going to be the thorn in your side until the game once again gets reset.

I hope those emotion illustrations were a useful reading aid!

Oh, I get it now. You're trying to belittle me. That's so precious!

Please, until you are ready to even attempt to beat me at my game, pull up your panties and quit crying when I repeatedly beat you at yours.

Would you like me to just back off for a little while again, let ya gain another 15K lead and steal it all away again in a week or less? Is the stress getting to ya?

One-trick ponies, gotta love em.

If it's a penis measuring contest you want, I can just send you a ruler.

Your reign is over by the way.

This Galvatron starts to sound like the original post-movie Galvatron...

Make sure you get some sleep now. I'm sure one of you needs the beauty sleep more then the other.

Sleep is for losers, winners mainline caffiene.

Tekka wrote:If it's a penis measuring contest you want, I can just send you a ruler.

Your reign is over by the way.

It was never my intention to keep it. Just humiliate you and your 15K lead in short order, which I certainly did. However, considering when I took your "throne" this morning, I announced it when I had a 38XP lead. You now have a 139XP lead. Need I remind you I ate your 15,000 lead in 3 days? Who's the thorn in who's side now?

I mean that ina friendly and loving way, of course.

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Tekka wrote:If it's a penis measuring contest you want, I can just send you a ruler.

Galvatron Supreme wrote:I mean that ina friendly and loving way, of course.

muah-muah-muahhahahah

This whole thing read more like poo flinging than wang measuring; so is poo flung measured on distance or accuracy?

Humiliate me, eh? So we're getting to the truth behind the facade of friendly competition. It certainly does sound a lot like mere jealousy with that revelation.

Well my guys #73 so nur

You fell way behind, you used to be number two. =( It was so funny when you PM'ed me begging me to go to sleep so you could pass me. I laughed so much... It was a great moment. I should have done it too.