The Energon Pub

It is 8:53 am my time and all Autobots are sleeping
Also all Decepticons are sleeping, and all Predacons, and Maximals...
Argh! MUST MAKE SOUND!
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!

Just to make purpose to this, I call this early bird shouting room

Except time is constantly in flux and it's not morning in some parts of the world.

Yeah, but I tought it could be universal or something...
I don't know what I'm talking anymore.

redsky wrote:I don't know what I'm talking anymore.

I haven't known what i've been waffling on about for a few decades!

Good morning It morning here

Kickyourassacons wrote:Good morning It morning here

Dang west-coasters.

Yeah I know what you mean, it wonderful living here

Good morning Kickyourassicons its night time here 20:20 its my brushing teeth time lol and go sleep soon skool is tiresome and football worn me out now u shud have a lay in lol americans and there dodgy times or is it us with the dodgy times i will never know... edit/ are u even american? shoudnt be guessing where ure from lol soz

Wednesday morning ... three more days. wheeeeeee

Burn wrote:Wednesday morning ... three more days. wheeeeeee

Damn you and your day aheadedness! I hope a croc eats your dingo!

I know how much fun it is to say stuff like that about crocs, but considering they've taken two kids in the last two months it's starting to become a serious issue.

Or stupid parents issue if you want to look at it another way.

I choose stupid parents and am a firm believer that you need to pass a common sense test in order to breed.

Burn wrote:I know how much fun it is to say stuff like that about crocs, but considering they've taken two kids in the last two months it's starting to become a serious issue.

Or stupid parents issue if you want to look at it another way.

If you want to live in a tropical paradise, you gotta take the crap nature throws back at you...

Psychout wrote:

Burn wrote:I know how much fun it is to say stuff like that about crocs, but considering they've taken two kids in the last two months it's starting to become a serious issue.

Or stupid parents issue if you want to look at it another way.

If you want to live in a tropical paradise, you gotta take the crap nature throws back at you...

And sometimes quite literally crap gets thrown at you. God damn monkeys.

Absolute Zero wrote:I choose stupid parents and am a firm believer that you need to pass a common sense test in order to breed.

Does that mean we can neuter you now?

Wingspan wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:I choose stupid parents and am a firm believer that you need to pass a common sense test in order to breed.

Does that mean we can neuter you now?

A: What makes you think I haven't breed yet?
B: What makes you think I intend to breed?

Psychout wrote:If you want to live in a tropical paradise, you gotta take the crap nature throws back at you...

The latest wasn't quite tropical, more swampish type land.

But yes, if you're living here, you should know, and if you're a visitor, read the goddamn signs. They're written in multiple languages for a reason.

Hence why I feel little sympathy when people are taken.

all people need to do is watch 1 episode of croc hunter and they'll be fully prepared to stalk and wrestle with crocs... seriously don't people watch animal planet?

Deephaze wrote:all people need to do is watch 1 episode of croc hunter and they'll be fully prepared to stalk and wrestle with crocs... seriously don't people watch animal planet?

Don't be to sure of that Alligator study

Deephaze wrote:all people need to do is watch 1 episode of croc hunter and they'll be fully prepared to stalk and wrestle with crocs... seriously don't people watch animal planet?

How many people do you know who carry 50 feet of rope with them? What do you think this is? Boondock Saints?

Just so you know, Australia's not all backwater surfer bums with gonads the size of grapefruit. For instance, Burn's an accountant. No running off to a dingo from a ostrach there.

Not an Accountant!

And I may not have had to deal with dingos or ostriches, but i've had to deal with my fair share of bloody big snakes.

And large nasty looking spiders with more hair on them than on Whisper's head.

Burn wrote:Not an Accountant!

And I may not have had to deal with dingos or ostriches, but i've had to deal with my fair share of bloody big snakes.

And large nasty looking spiders with more hair on them than on Whisper's head.

That last part's not hard. A newborn has more hair then on Whisper's head.

I thought you were a CPA?

Heck no. I spent 12 and a half years (pretending) to work for an Accountant. Don't have any qualifications whatsoever, do however have a bit of knowledge, which is what's suppose to come in handy with the current job if the Admin Director ever "finds time" to teach me.

Heh... All I got was fired, and my replacement did the same thing I got fired for, twice, and he got retrained, twice... and he breaks the company rule about not working for a competator.

Playing RE5 can't help but raise your racism score by +5. I keep wanting to go "Time to kill me some darkies!" when I turn it on. Does that make me a bad man?