Burn wrote:Correct me if i'm wrong but didn't you ask me to find you a DW download because you were too busy snogging your flat headed toothless midget missus who needs to save money on her car insurance to fund your drinking habit?


No, you're thinking of your mum again ….. and so am I now, the sexy little minx

A/ Her parent interrupted my DW viewing and I gave them the death stare all the time there were visiting then yawned while changing into my dressing gown, closing the curtains and shouting good night from the bed room to try and give them the hint.
B/ She's not a midget, she's just vertically challenged and the flat head comes in handy for somewhere to put my drink without spillage.
C/ She can't help having a few missing teeth, she's the common wealth middle weight female boxing champion. The missing teeth, broken nose and cauliflower ears come with the terroritory.
D/ I'd rather let Stevie Wonder drive my car with both feet tied together and his hands glued to his head while singing "Isn't she lovely" that let the missus behind the wheel again
