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I'm a Decepticon player, and it seams that in just about every mission im in we are overwhelmed by autobots usually by 2-1. My question is where are all my decepticon brothers and sisters? But until I find out I'll keep fighting to crush the autobots and recycle them for parts, lol.

Been that way since I can remember, but from one 'Con to an other, that just gives us more targets to shoot at.

true and keeps us in lots of spare parts, lol and any other variation of the cons lol

powerencarnate wrote:

Ugh, the cons are a squshy-free zone.

The preds can find their own kind to hang with, Im sure there'll be a termite nest around here somewhere.

This Pred has no problem wreckin you relics. atleast we can't be recycled.

Name_Violation wrote:This Pred has no problem wreckin you relics. atleast we can't be recycled.

You've got a lot of lip for someone whose only won one battle in five against my guy. I've been usin' your parts for fertilizer - anyone here need parsley?

Name_Violation wrote:This Pred has no problem wreckin you relics. atleast we can't be recycled.

True you aren't recycled, but you do make rather pungent mulch.

Archanubis wrote:

Name_Violation wrote:This Pred has no problem wreckin you relics. atleast we can't be recycled.

You've got a lot of lip for someone whose only won one battle in five against my guy. I've been usin' your parts for fertilizer - anyone here need parsley?

Considering I have enough of Northclaw's spare parts to build a new one, you got a lotta lip.

Absolute Zero wrote:

Archanubis wrote:

Name_Violation wrote:This Pred has no problem wreckin you relics. atleast we can't be recycled.

You've got a lot of lip for someone whose only won one battle in five against my guy. I've been usin' your parts for fertilizer - anyone here need parsley?

Considering I have enough of Northclaw's spare parts to build a new one, you got a lotta lip.

I got plenty of your parts too, wise ass.

My Fellow Cons, why are we fighting each other? When there are still Autobots and Maximals online!
Remember what happened to Starscream? Pred or Decepticon we all share a common Enemy, Them!!!
Lets Rally our Forces and Crush every single spark they have, leave none standing!!

- - - > leans over to some random bot, So do you think they bought it?
. . . No?! Dang. Hmm I'll have to try an other speech to unite them.

(BTW -> <-)

As long as the oversized trash compactors keep to their fellow trash-compactors everything seems fine in my teams neck of the cyber jungle.

Archanubis wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:

Archanubis wrote:

Name_Violation wrote:This Pred has no problem wreckin you relics. atleast we can't be recycled.

You've got a lot of lip for someone whose only won one battle in five against my guy. I've been usin' your parts for fertilizer - anyone here need parsley?

Considering I have enough of Northclaw's spare parts to build a new one, you got a lotta lip.

I got plenty of your parts too, wise ass.

You were the one celebrating finally beating me.

Warrant wrote:My Fellow Cons, why are we fighting each other? When there are still Autobots and Maximals online!
Remember what happened to Starscream? Pred or Decepticon we all share a common Enemy, Them!!!
Lets Rally our Forces and Crush every single spark they have, leave none standing!!

- - - > leans over to some random bot, So do you think they bought it?
. . . No?! Dang. Hmm I'll have to try an other speech to unite them.

(BTW -> <-)

to be honest i prefer fighting D-cons now. they're a fiercer opponent, and actually put up a fight. Maxi's are non-existant and weak, i gotta fight 3 or 4 at a time to get the xp of one con.

Hell i got from level 3-4 almost exclusively (atleast 75 %) from fighting Chronic and Otago. i miss fueding with Chronic

Absolute Zero wrote:You were the one celebrating finally beating me.

I've made up for it since.

Name_Violation wrote:to be honest i prefer fighting D-cons now. they're a fiercer opponent, and actually put up a fight. Maxi's are non-existant and weak, i gotta fight 3 or 4 at a time to get the xp of one con.

Hell i got from level 3-4 almost exclusively (atleast 75 %) from fighting Chronic and Otago. i miss fueding with Chronic

Well you did descend from us "D-con's", so nothing helps your power then joining your power with ours, remember what happened when Megatron(BW)installed My lords spark in his body.

Warrant wrote:

Name_Violation wrote:to be honest i prefer fighting D-cons now. they're a fiercer opponent, and actually put up a fight. Maxi's are non-existant and weak, i gotta fight 3 or 4 at a time to get the xp of one con.

Hell i got from level 3-4 almost exclusively (atleast 75 %) from fighting Chronic and Otago. i miss fueding with Chronic

Well you did descend from us "D-con's", so nothing helps your power then joining your power with ours, remember what happened when Megatron(BW)installed My lords spark in his body.

Not nesicarily. Some of the preds came from autobots.

Archanubis wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:You were the one celebrating finally beating me.

I've made up for it since.

You've only beaten me once I thought. Maybe twice... Dunno really. Pretty sure I beat you again though... To lazy to check since it's 4 AM.

Well actually there are several parts on preds that can be recycled like spark cases, data cores, energon pumps,....but I do not wish to destroy fellow cons. I still honor the oath I took to Megatron when I came online. We are fighting for our destiny my fellow 'cons. The Autobots and their maximal desencants are weak minded pawns that need to be eradicated like a rust rash. Now we should pull together and strike down our enemies swiftly and with out mercy, not squabbeling amungst ourselves. What has become of us, once mighty, proud, and honorable warriors have become pety and backstabbing, cutthroat mercenaries. We are better then this my fellow cons. We must Remember. We must fight. And we must Win!!! Or all is lost.

*runs up and kicks powerencarnate in the nuts*

Whaaaaaaat? I'm a Mod! I can do that!

Burn wrote:*runs up and kicks powerencarnate in the nuts*

Whaaaaaaat? I'm a Mod! I can do that!

You used to that sort of thing when you weren't a mod, so I really don't see the difference.

*kicks Archie in the nuts*

Didn't see that one coming either did you?
Okay so you probably did, but I still got a chuckle out of it.

Burn wrote:*runs up and kicks powerencarnate in the nuts*

Burn wrote:*kicks Archie in the nuts*

Thus begins the nutcracker suite in D minor

Spectral Dragon wrote:

Burn wrote:*runs up and kicks powerencarnate in the nuts*

Burn wrote:*kicks Archie in the nuts*

Thus begins the nutcracker suite in D minor

Speak for yourself, I'm the proud owner of Patent #1,536,658,372: titanium boxers.

Archanubis wrote:Speak for yourself, I'm the proud owner of Patent #1,536,658,372: titanium boxers.

As modelled here by Nappywave.



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(damn I wish the armour panel worked right now...)