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Over the course of HMW's torrid life, there have been many tales.

From the unexpected attacks of the Unknowns, to the xp and energon bonuses ... no stories are more memorable than the drunken postings of some of our fellow forum goers.

Yes, in what you'd think would be a rare occurrence, the HMW forums have been graced many times with a number of drunken and hilarious posts over the years.

So here you have, your chance to vote on who you think is the Greatest Alcoholic of HMW!

JP for town drunk!

Couchman. granted he only played for 2 days, but he was my room mate and drank himself to death.

Alcoholism FTL

also (insert being called noob here) i have no idea who those people are (well i know 2).

y'all keep livin in the past

Right now I'm torn between War Hammer and JP, though I've never been fortunate enough to witness any of the candidates' drunk posting, though I have heard stories, especially of the aforementioned two.

I vaguely recall seeing Tammuz drunk post, but I don't remember exactly if I did or not...I've slept since then.

Screw it, I'm going with War Hammer!

Name_Violation wrote:y'all keep livin in the past

Perhaps you'd care to send me a decent suggestion for a poll then?

In such a great election one must vote wisely; and choose a canidate who is as firm as red clay and as constant.Hmm as constant as drinking he's constanly drinking JP.

Warhammer got my vote
who is bruticus84?

War Hammer...he's had some great posts around these parts (sometimes requiring interpretation).

B84...now that's a name I've not heard in a very long time... I know I used to have friendly banter with B84 when i first started playing hmw, but I think he's gone thru a couple of name changes.

Naval Strike wrote:who is bruticus84?

Is the correct answer!!

Tune in next week for HMW Jepoardy... The StarscreamSSB edition

Not my fault the pot head got his Mrs up the duff and hasn't been around for so long I don't remember what he changed his name too!

Bad enough I have to check my underwear every morning to remember my own name! Though i'm sure it wasn't "Beatrice" yesterday ...

Ha ha ha!!! Can't believe you guys dont know who he is.

How about we play a game?

Oh yeah, now I remember ...
(Just imagine how much i'd forget him if he were an Autobot!)

War Hammer, of course (as HMW's greatest drunk of course, not as Edgecrusher).

I'm guessing the wrestler is Edge something or something Edge?

TS beat us too it but yeah that would be Edge + Dr. Crusher= Edgecrusher.

Edge...my favorite con player to poke a stick at

where's he gone off to?

He got domesticated.

Burn wrote:He got domesticated.

Do did I , am I'm still here. What's his excuse.......

Editor wrote:

Burn wrote:He got domesticated.

Do did I , am I'm still here. What's his excuse.......

Not sure but what I am positive of is that his MSN has spambot infection. Or he's a even greater drunk then I realized.

Is it too late to nominate Slip for his drunken tale of brass balls shooting sparks out his rear?

No. No it's not.

-edit-

Whoops. Apparently it is.

Oh well, at least i've learnt something today!

Warhammer for sure. Then maybe Corrupt Gorilla or whatever he was calling himself before his ban.