Beast Wars: The beautiful lack of mass shifting

My almost 2 year old daughter was playing with my Optimal Optimus tonight, and I stopped for a second and thought about G1 Megatron.
I'm weird like that sometimes.
But the thought came from growing up on the simple acceptance that yes, the biggest and baddest 30+ foot tall robot can indeed transform and shrink down to a human sized hand gun.
What? Ya got a problem with that?
At the time, being that young, it really never bothered me. Everything else going on was too darned cool to really notice.
Flash forward 20 years...
Beast Wars comes out of left field. Transformers back from the G2 graveyard you say? It was the best danged thing ever. My now wife, then girlfriend and I would get up early on Sunday mornings (which at the time was our only day to sleep in while working bot night and day jobs) just to watch Beast Wars.
Getting to enjoy Transformers with the hot chick of your dreams?
Priceless.
And then there's my internal dialogue: 'Ok, Optimus Prime is a monkey. This is causing malfunction'.
But the toys were neat and fun to transform, and when it came to the show, it felt like somebody was finally writing this show for me and my age group. Writing for someone who likes these characters and what they're capable of beyond being "just a toy commercial"
Off that rant and back to the home point-
Through all that fanboy reminscing I did tonight came the simple cool aspect of Beast Wars and their complete lack of mass shifting.
No flippin' mass shifting. Nada.
RatTrap- A giant rat
Inferno- A giant ant...bigger than the giant rat.
Black Arachnia- Get me Andre the Giant's shoe 'cuz we got a whopper.
Dinosaurs and modern animals living together, mass hysteria, yet no mass shifting. Optimal Optimus was huge. He absorbed all that G1 vitamin Optimus goodness and he was huge like every G1 TF. And I loved that! But they were all huge, and being probably the most unique TF storyline ever, got away with it. It worked and it was dynamite.
Beautiful stuff.
By god. Somedays I just love being a TF fan. :grin:
I'm weird like that sometimes.
But the thought came from growing up on the simple acceptance that yes, the biggest and baddest 30+ foot tall robot can indeed transform and shrink down to a human sized hand gun.
What? Ya got a problem with that?
At the time, being that young, it really never bothered me. Everything else going on was too darned cool to really notice.
Flash forward 20 years...
Beast Wars comes out of left field. Transformers back from the G2 graveyard you say? It was the best danged thing ever. My now wife, then girlfriend and I would get up early on Sunday mornings (which at the time was our only day to sleep in while working bot night and day jobs) just to watch Beast Wars.
Getting to enjoy Transformers with the hot chick of your dreams?
Priceless.
And then there's my internal dialogue: 'Ok, Optimus Prime is a monkey. This is causing malfunction'.
But the toys were neat and fun to transform, and when it came to the show, it felt like somebody was finally writing this show for me and my age group. Writing for someone who likes these characters and what they're capable of beyond being "just a toy commercial"
Off that rant and back to the home point-
Through all that fanboy reminscing I did tonight came the simple cool aspect of Beast Wars and their complete lack of mass shifting.
No flippin' mass shifting. Nada.
RatTrap- A giant rat
Inferno- A giant ant...bigger than the giant rat.
Black Arachnia- Get me Andre the Giant's shoe 'cuz we got a whopper.
Dinosaurs and modern animals living together, mass hysteria, yet no mass shifting. Optimal Optimus was huge. He absorbed all that G1 vitamin Optimus goodness and he was huge like every G1 TF. And I loved that! But they were all huge, and being probably the most unique TF storyline ever, got away with it. It worked and it was dynamite.
Beautiful stuff.
By god. Somedays I just love being a TF fan. :grin: