OTFCC and TFCC Comic Bios

Anyone know a site where I can find the bios that appeared in the club comics, both TFCC and OTFCC?
And no, I'm not asking for scans of the bios. I'm looking for the actual text that I can copy/paste to their respective characters on the VSD so I don't have to give myself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to type them out myself.
And no, I'm not asking for scans of the bios. I'm looking for the actual text that I can copy/paste to their respective characters on the VSD so I don't have to give myself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to type them out myself.