You know Bludgeon doesn't actually
try to get blown up, right? These things just happen sometimes...
As to the original question, it could be taken two ways... who would you
like to be (who do you think's coolest), or who
would you be (as in which TF is most like you).
The first... probably Jazz. He's not exactly my
favourite TF (although he is way up the list), but he has
everything going for him; he's cool, talented, friendly, confident, popular... and completely unpretentious and genuine. Who
wouldn't want that, right?
As for who
would I be... I think the closest is probably Scrapper. He's a good mix of creativity and practicality, and although he's a bit twisted, he gets on pretty well with almost everyone. He also doesn't big himself up as much as he probably has a right to.