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THE GREAT DEBATE: OPTIMUS PRIME VS. THE MISFITS!



Stormer: Mary Phillips of Cool Trash Magazine here to speak with the great Optimus Prime!

Optimus Prime: Well, if it isn't that irritating little blue fairy of a Misfit, Stormer!

Stormer: Isn't it true that you were last seen in a sex tape featuring you, the Autobot leader, in bed with the lead singer of the Misfits, Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor?

Optimus Prime: So what if I banged that obnoxious green-haired Jem wannabe! I've did more women on Cybertron in one year than Megatron did in his whole career as Decepticon leader!

Stormer: Didn't you also say that you were going to leave your wife Alita-One so that you could have a threesome with both Pizzazz and her rival Jem?

Optimus Prime: No Comment

Stormer: On the issue of Spike Witwicky, didn't you say that if you had your way, you would make Spike your little human *****?

Optimus Prime: No Comment

Stormer: And finally, didn't you say that your mission of peace was just a cover to hide your real plan of stealing all the Earth's resources and its women for yourself!

Optimus Prime: Blasphemy! Megatron's been feeding you lies! I would never do anything like that!

Stormer: So you admit it! do you, Oh great leader of Autobots!

Optimus Prime: Again, NO COMMENT!!!

Welcome to Seibertron Kennimus Prime.

Well that was... interesting to say the least. Mind you I don't think that's the kind of content this site wishes to portray. If we still had our after dark section, it would be welcomed there. However this is also a kids site, so try not to get t0o out of hand with your stories, ok?

Thanks again, and remember:

"Into the ocean, best be daring..."

I'll leave the contains nuts bit for someone else.

...interesting. I'm not sure of the point or what but still... Welcome.

(beat the lock)

Well that was certainly a unique first post. Please make your second one funny.

Azura wrote:Well that was certainly a unique first post. Please make your second one funny.

See, use that as an example. Bursting with subtle hilarity.

Damn... I had forgot about those Misfits, when I saw the title I though about the classic Punk-band fronted By Glen Danzig.
Gee, was I dissapointed

Retardimus Prime wrote:Damn... I had forgot about those Misfits, when I saw the title I though about the classic Punk-band fronted By Glen Danzig.
Gee, was I dissapointed

I also had hoped it would have been about THE Misfits. Welcome to Seibertron Retardimus Prime. Odd choice for a name, but who am I do judge:wink:

Ferrealz - I was hoping to see some kind of comic with Jerry Only being trodden on by Prime

Ferrealz - I was hoping to see some kind of comic with Jerry Only being trodden on by Prime

No one's said it yet? Yes! As the others have said, welcome.............SEIBERTRON CONTAINS NUTS!!!!!! Enjoy your stay............

I believe he's aware that the site contains nuts. He's increasing the concentration.

Sorry about the confusion guys. Those are the female Misfits from the animated series "Jem." But, that's another good idea to have the real life male Misfits in a story though.

Seibertron.com - Another day older, another nut nuttier.