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Has anyone else noticed, this little banner on the bottom of the pages!?!

Evil Is Coming ...

Granted it's a link to something very specific. But don't they know I've been here for a while now!

Evil is here, and isn't going anywhere! Maybe Ol Liege needs to turn the EVIL up, get some of those eyeballs out there melting and whatnot.

Keeping that in mind, I'd like to make something out of this thread, so please, share some of you favorite EVIL moments in TF history, wiether they be cartoon, comic, personal story, or whatever!

Lets stick it to the goddie goodie AutoBots and Maximals and remind them of what terror, fear, and dread are!

I leave it now to you. I'm not looking for haters or bashers here. Anger for the sake of anger is not EVIL is but an outlet for nothing more than your own short comings, and insecurities. Keep it to yourself and your tear stained Momma's aprin!

This is about mind bending, horrific, screaming, sleep with the lights on, eye poping, tear shedding; thoughts, scenes, and theories!

Bring on THE EVIL ...

But you are only a Liege of Evil....

I still think one of the most evil things ever done was by Grimlock in the Marvel US stories.

After Unicron had been defeated, the Decepticons and Autobots were evacuating Cybertron. The Decepticons betrayed the Autobots, and tried to leave them for dead.

However ol' Grimlock had sabotaged the Autobot ships, foiling the Decepticons plans. He rescued the Autobots with some Decepticon ships that he had stolen before boarding the Ark.

Perhaps not truly evil but certainly something Prime never would have done.

Comic and Early Toon Grimlock was great for that type of thing!

It killed me what they did to him in season 3

But for me(and again it pisses me off that this computer has no sound card or else I'd go youtube some clips) Two things that always stuck out in my mind where first,

Megatron's explination of the Space Bridge to Spike in I believe the episode was "Roll for IT" but I may be wrong, He said something like; "...and you will be riding on a beam of light. Focus on it, for if you slip you will fall off and catipult into the cold dark depths of space and cease to exist, Forever"

I know I used qoutes, but it shouldn't be taken word for word. Welker did a very terrifing Megatron, so many great lines, so little time!

The other had to be in "Megatron's Master Plan" After the AutoBots where evicted from Earth, I believe, Dirdge flew over a city.

As the human germs looked up towards him(recently thinking decepticon's heros) he shouted "Let us teach them a lesson in sorrow" He used his flights drag to sheer the glass off a skyscraper and rain the shardes upon the unsuspecting onlookers!



Thats good EVIL!

You know why no one's noticed? Because you're not quite evil enough. ... Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Plus the link has been there a few months, a truly evil person would have noticed it when it first went live. Now who was it that created the first thread about it again ...

Burn wrote:You know why no one's noticed? Because you're not quite evil enough. ... Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Why don't I feel the littlest bit surprised that you have that quote memorised?

Burn wrote:You know why no one's noticed? Because you're not quite evil enough. ... Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Plus the link has been there a few months, a truly evil person would have noticed it when it first went live. Now who was it that created the first thread about it again ...

That'd be you. And if memory serves I posted in it too. I know I'm more evil then anyone else in this thread discounting you Burn.

i_amtrunks wrote:

Burn wrote:You know why no one's noticed? Because you're not quite evil enough. ... Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Why don't I feel the littlest bit surprised that you have that quote memorised?

It's his life motivation. Says it into the mirror every morning when he wakes up.

Goribus wrote:
That'd be you. And if memory serves I posted in it too. I know I'm more evil then anyone else in this thread discounting you Burn.

I demand you acknowledge my superior evilness!

Fender Bender wrote:

Goribus wrote:
That'd be you. And if memory serves I posted in it too. I know I'm more evil then anyone else in this thread discounting you Burn.

I demand you acknowledge my superior evilness!

I acknowledge the fact that you are superior to Trunksy in terms of evilness.

Wait what Burn wrote wasn't even origional!?!

I was gonna open up a can, but hell if that be the case, I don't even see it being worth the effort of washing the dripping, tattered remains of a plageristic malcontent ego off my hands.

Just know if I did, you would be left to less than ruin. From the deepest parts of dark depravity, is where I reign from. It's incepid rotten heart, which spews vile through out it's malignant system, my throne.

I do hold back here because I feel if I would be associated with those who do nothing more than send greasy excriment from there keyboards, abusivly, not knowing that sweet blasphemy is a loving dark light in the catacombs of suffering!

So it is in this Land of Dalmnation I call home, or you call New Jersey

Liege Evilmus wrote:Wait what Burn wrote wasn't even origional!?!

I was gonna open up a can, but hell if that be the case, I don't even see it being worth the effort of washing the dripping, tattered remains of a plageristic malcontent ego off my hands.

Just know if I did, you would be left to less than ruin. From the deepest parts of dark depravity, is where I reign from. It's incepid rotten heart, which spews vile through out it's malignant system, my throne.

I do hold back here because I feel if I would be associated with those who do nothing more than send greasy excriment from there keyboards, abusivly, not knowing that sweet blasphemy is a loving dark light in the catacombs of suffering!

So it is in this Land of Dalmnation I call home, or you call New Jersey

I read that as 'Land of Dalmation'.

Very evil.

A warm up for the fear I look to lavish upon those I meet today.

Heads held sullen provide easier necks to slice through.

Liege Evilmus wrote:blah blah blah

That's all I thought when reading your post. Typical generic retort. Much yawning material.

Call me when you come up with something better junior, until then, back to the sandpit of quasi-doom for you!

If thats the best you can do I feel sorry for you.

However, thanks to you this thread has gone the exact opposite way of what I intened.

So I hope it simply fades away.

May your less than prolific theft of comentary, and pitiful attempt at creativity follow, for the hallows I haunt are no place for such detrimental drivil.

Say what you will, and hope in terms of darkness your statments eventualy will warrent you a credibile approval.

One day I hope you can distinguish petty isult from the state of mind that truely is the source of all things evil.

Till then on this topic I am def to your decrepid daft.

Dear lord do you have terrible spelling!

So tell us oh evil one, what website did you copy and paste that steaming pile of dugong dung from? Because they clearly need a spell checker of their own as I seriously doubt you'd be that bad.

Thats Pathetic!

I don't need a site for this, this isn't even trying.

However, thank you, thank you very much for proving my theory on you.

You bore me, throw whatever blows you wish at something as stupid spelling to one who is phonetic.

They fail to injure and only only enforce my idea of you in the hear and now.

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Not for nothing, I have to get 2 chapters done by next week. I've been a writer for along time on the side. Never published in anything major, but a buzz is starting around me.

I've always had a knack for writing like this, and what I draw has been discribed as "get it away from me" by people who won't let go of my sketch books.

Thats a pretty good sign that I'm on to something with that.

Anyhow, thanks for the warm up, I wish it was better, but your not as good at this as you think

Liege Evilmus wrote:You bore me, throw whatever blows you wish at something as stupid spelling to one who is phonetic.

And yet you still keep responding to me yet just the post before you said you were done.

Funny that. But what's funnier is your constant attempts to prove how "evil" you are. I'm merely sitting back and laughing at you. You however seem to be going to extreme lengths to be "one up".

Dance for me Liege, dance. Because every time you reply, I just get more and more amused. I'm not trying to prove anything here, i'm just out for a bit of fun and you're doing a good job of entertaining me.

Well isn't that the point.

But sadly while I'm entertaining you, you are your failing to remotely even peak my intrest. I have to say, I would be enjoying this from the same aspect you claim to be, but I'm just not.

To coin your phrase, "your the diet coke" of challenge and intrest here. I've been returning to see if I could at least earn some respect for you in this series of transactions.

Sadly, with each turn, you fall lower in quality and standard.

Still, this game of trivialities is over as my ride should be here for me soon and the world can wait no longer. I don't see why it should.

I leave the last word to you. Enjoy yourself, that way at least someone will.

Good Night

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Now why would I set out to entertain someone other than myself? That's just silly.

Liege Sillymus? hmm ponder ponder ponder. And around about now Fender Bender will chime in with something lamer than all we've said.

Burn wrote:

Fender Bender wrote:

Goribus wrote:
That'd be you. And if memory serves I posted in it too. I know I'm more evil then anyone else in this thread discounting you Burn.

I demand you acknowledge my superior evilness!

I acknowledge the fact that you are superior to Trunksy in terms of evilness.

Meh, being evil takes effort. Less effort than being good, but effort none-the-less.

Prove you are truly evil. Do something no one else as done.

i_amtrunks wrote:

Burn wrote:

Fender Bender wrote:

Goribus wrote:
That'd be you. And if memory serves I posted in it too. I know I'm more evil then anyone else in this thread discounting you Burn.

I demand you acknowledge my superior evilness!

I acknowledge the fact that you are superior to Trunksy in terms of evilness.

Meh, being evil takes effort. Less effort than being good, but effort none-the-less.

That sounds like hippy talk to me.

Goribus wrote:

i_amtrunks wrote:

Burn wrote:

Fender Bender wrote:

Goribus wrote:
That'd be you. And if memory serves I posted in it too. I know I'm more evil then anyone else in this thread discounting you Burn.

I demand you acknowledge my superior evilness!

I acknowledge the fact that you are superior to Trunksy in terms of evilness.

Meh, being evil takes effort. Less effort than being good, but effort none-the-less.

That sounds like hippy talk to me.

Tree hugging hippy talk at that!

So... true evil is about bicering back and forth?
If you really want to be evil, beacome a scalper.

I thought scalpers didn't exist but were really smart business people.