The Energon Pub

This worked out well at starwars.com, so I'd figure it's worth a shot here. Just think up funny TF-related ways to kill yourself.
Examples

Show up at botcon dressed as wheelie.

Hang out with galvatron.

Refer to the Dinobots as "the boy band of the autobots"

Testing pickup lines on arcee...
...when you've learned them from Jay and Silent Bob movies.

getting stepped on by prime

Asking Blackout to give you a haircut.

Going for a "relaxing" drive with Wildrider.

Hanging with Starscream.

BTW, I LOVE your username.

I just hope you're a jAm! comic fan.

Telling Starscream you're a fangirl.

Where was that Star Wars one in starwars.com? I couldn't find it.

walking up to a sharkticon saying hi im wheelie! oh and saying yes to this!

Here's the L33T comic....page 2. This defines suicide..of valuable brain cells.

Check the topic for page 1.

Playing musical chairs with this guy:




Ah Grandus, we love ya.

Edit. Does the pic work now?

The Chaos Bringer wrote:Playing musical chairs with this guy:






Ah Grandus, we love ya.

Pic no worky.

Telling Ironhide the South shall never rise again?

Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.

General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.

He'll just say he hates him too.

Sherade wrote:

General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.

He'll just say he hates him too.

Then tell him, that he is the cuttest, fluffiest thing on wheels ever.

General Magnus wrote:

Sherade wrote:

General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.

He'll just say he hates him too.

Then tell him, that he is the cuttest, fluffiest thing on wheels ever.

That's a whole different story.

Playing chess with Devastator.

*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp! Have you ever realised that the Ultimate Guide says you do this, and yet you're doing something different? That's not right. Also, MTMTE 8 says you do this, and also, there don't happen to be any females around. You MUST have females, or you can't be lifeforms. Really. There has to be. And you must grow, because Wheelie acts like a child, and...

Damolisher wrote:*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp! Have you ever realised that the Ultimate Guide says you do this, and yet you're doing something different? That's not right. Also, MTMTE 8 says you do this, and also, there don't happen to be any females around. You MUST have females, or you can't be lifeforms. Really. There has to be. And you must grow, because Wheelie acts like a child, and...

"*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp!" is really all it takes.

Hang around an insecticon with corn/wheat/rice in your pocket

Stealing energon from the Decepticons

Offering any kind of food to Gatorcons.

Voulenteer to pull Galvatron out of a lava bath, I'd help evil without giving him the satisfaction of killing me himself.

Yeah, I'll bite my nose to spite my face

Just being Cyclonus?

Throwing rocks at Megatron...

Sherade wrote:Here's the L33T comic....page 2. This defines suicide..of valuable brain cells.

Check the topic for page 1.

that made me laugh!
btw, which series is this from? can't be Dreamwave, can it?

insist on joining the autobots the next time they go into battle? because, well, logically, you're bound to get stamped on or shot if you tagged along a bunch of giant robots going to war.