The Energon Pub

I thought it'd be fun to add voices to the Transformers who never really spoke in the film (at least not in English). First off I thought I'd do Bonecrusher in the movie from the moment he first arrives to the moment he gets his head torn off.

But I'm stuck on one tiny little aspect of it.

The script.

Then I thought I may as well open this up to the fandom to help put together a script for the scene. I'll then take the script, record the words, add flanging or whatever and then post the thing up on YouTube.

So basically I'm looking for witty comments about what he hates or what he thinks of Prime, and I don't mind going outside the PG-13 rating (though the Seibs mods might). I've just about sorted what he's going to say as he's smashing through the cars, but the rest I'm too tired to think about, so you lot can have a go. At the end, I'll choose the best elements and piece it together.

Thanks!

"Priiiiiiiiimme, I will rip you apart just like I with this anoing pice of slag!" (refers to the bus)

"Die earth creatures, eat slag, I hate you all!"

"Hate you, must must must kill Optimus!"

"Priiime! You're red and blue scheme needs some whites!"

"Priiiime! Those flames are hella ugly! *runs through the bus* those are much prettier!!!"

Oh, by the way, it's a spoof dub X3 I'm looking for something funny.

Hate you prime! you and the autobots and the earth and the decepticons and this BUS!!

Why does everyone think I hate this bus just because I can't steer on these damn rollerskates?


As he rolls up to prime

GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! I HAVENT LEARNT TO BRAKE!!!!!

"Aarggh! Holy shet! How do i steer these roller skates???"

"Oh crap. There goes the bus."

"Priiiime! Look out!"

"Aaaaaaahhh..."

*c r a s h*

ala Jetsons: "Prime! Stop this crazy thing!!!!"

*below the flyover*

"Yaaahh..! I'm clapping!"

"priime, look how cuddly i am *crash through bus* uh, that's not what i meant.

"Prime! Come back here! I just wanted to give you a hug!"

*crashes through bus*

"Stupid bus, out of my way!" *tackles Prime* "HUGS!!!"

(Refering to Prime) Hey, stop that guy, he just stole my walet!

"Aaarghh! I drop my glasses."

{crashes thru the bus}

"Oops. My bad."

When he crashes through the bus: AHAAHAA! That NEVER gets old!

When he falls off the bridge: Ohh! Ahh! Eee! Aw not the back, I just had it realigned!

"Priiime! I'm so happy to see you."

"Puny human bus, get out of the way!"