The Energon Pub

I had so much fun reading the first discussion, I'd thought I'd see if I could start a new one.

Prime: Cliffjumper, jump that cliff!

Cliffjumper: I...I can't.

Prime: What! But your name is Cliffjumper!

CJ: If I jump I smash into pieces.

Prime: I don't care!

CJ: But Prime!

Prime: What are you, a pussy? Maybe your name should be Pussyjumper. How would you like that?

CJ: Actually I would...

Prime: Shut up!

Movie prime: screw the humans, Ironhide! knock down that building to slow the decepticons advance on our position.

BW Dinobot: (singing) "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout."

ratchet or wheel jack: turn your head and cough

BW Rattrap: "Dinobot's my best friend!"

Animated Swoop or Snarl: Anything!

Sorry I just had to put that sence it seems like they're never going to get any lines.

------

Any Starscream: Finnaly, I'm going to love Megatron and be his second in command!

------------

G1 Blurr: Attack... the...... Decepticon......... 's............ under............... water.................. base..................... in........................ the........................... Pacific.............................. Ocean................................. now...................................!

------------------

G1 Soundwave: Soundwave superior, Megatron inferior!

------------------------

Blackarachnia: I'm an itsy bitsy spider, I'm climbing up the water spout, oh no here comes the rain to wash me out.

------------------------------

Bumblebee: You mean you can freeze live TV?

Sam: Don't you have anything like that on Cybertron?

Bumblebee: We have Cyvero but it a virus, a horrible horrible computer virus.

Hotshot: I would most certainly enjoy some of this fruit preserve.

wheelie-anything that doesn't rhyme

blaster or jazz-turn that down

optimus-transform and go f*** yourself

Starscream: Please don't hurt me Megatron. I'm sorry I shot at you.

Megatron: I forgive you Starscream. You complete me.

This is more of a toy joke. Over the last month I've acquired 25th Anniversary Prime and IPOD Convoy. Here's my thoughts.

25th Prime: I am Optimus Prime.

IPOD Prime: More like Retardimus Prime.

Rodimus Prime: I thought I was Retardimus Prime...


25th Prime: You'll always be Retardimus Prime to me.

Megatron:
Let's sit down and discuss our differences in a civilized mannner.

-------------

Optimus Prime:
Take no prisoners. Just kill the buggers.

-------------

Grimlock:
Me Grimlock joker. Him Primacron King!

-------------

Ironhide (Bayverse):
A puppy? How cuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuute!

-------------

Megatron:
Remind me... Why am I trying to take over the universe?

-------------

Starscream:
Wait a minute... Why am I trying to stab Megatron in the back? That's waaaaaaaaaaay too much work.

-------------

Ultra Magnus:
Alright, it's time I came clean. I know that the stories say I'm this great warrior and everything, and - let's face it - I look frickin' awesome. But the truth is: I'm a wimp. Whenever the battles start, I go hide somewhere. When it's over, I pop out of a cave or something and proclaim victory. Then people make stuff up about how valiant I was in battle. It's too easy.

-------------

Unicron:
What do you mean "you eat too much"? I'm not fat! I'm a frickin' planet!

-------------

And the not quite Transformers:

Hasbro/Takara designers:
No more H-Tanks!

-------------

Michael Bay:
No, no, no! There's too many explosions in this film already.

-------------

Michael Bay:
Let's stick to G1 with this character.

-------------

Michael Bay (again):
Let's keep it simple this time.

Starsceam:

I will hold these monsters at bay!!!
Save yourself!

Galvatron and starscream singing why cant we be friends

blur:slow down i didn't catch that

soundwave: i wish i had that on vinyl/ records sound more crisp

skywarp and thundercracker:I wish i was starscream

Rumble:the square of the hypotaneuse...

any of the constructicions: Soundwave, that was quite elloquint

Quintisons: we're sorry, our bad

Unicron: Ive got a tummy ache

Starscream:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...

Optimus Prime: Megatron, leggo my eggo!

Megatron: What?

Prime: Let go...my...eggo!

Megatron: Oookay.

megatron: try and touch me lucky charms, i'll blow your @$$ to pieces

ironhide: HAIL COBRA

Rocketeer wrote:Starscream:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...

Shouldn't that be Animated Optimus Prime?

SunStreaker: I'll take that new paintjob in Acrylic Enamel

dinobot: "pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening pizza at supper time, when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza any time.."

Soundwave: Laserbeak, Eject! Operation: cracker consumption.
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Grimlock: Me Grimlock big kisser! Me Grimlock Queen!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Bonecrusher (Movie): Look at that cute little Puppy! It is SOOOOOO adorable I just want to cuddle him all night long!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Depth Charge (BW): Time to say goodnight X. and....OH MY GOD A BUG!!!RUN AWAY!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Unicron: I really need a diet. I mean, have you seen how may calories Lithone has?
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Tarantulas (BW): I feel pretty!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Motormaster: Mustn't run over Old Lady, mustn't run over school-children, mustn't run over Prime.
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Devastator: How good do you think i would look in pink?
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Primus (Cybertron): Now, If i were God what would i do first?
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Megatron (Armada): FEEL THE POWER OF MY KNEES!!!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Megatron (movie): I feel pretty!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

The Fallen: Can you turn the heating down? It's BOILING in here!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Rattrap (BW): We are going to win!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

In the Ark, BW Transmetal Megatron in Optimus Prime's face.

Megatron: And now Optimus Prime. In memory of the Decepticons, for the glory of the Predicons, for the Cybertron that is...

Optimus Prime claps his hands together smashing Megatron into pieces.

Prime (snore-snorts): Stupid talking insects.

Prime goes back asleep.

Animated Sentinel Prime: "Good Lord, Optimus! Thank Primus you're okay! I've been trying to get in touch with you, you've gotten a promotion! I couldn't be prouder of my old buddy."

starscream-can you guys slow down? i'm afraid of heights. thank the matrix megatron had the brilliant for thought to put our base under water. he's soo cool