The Energon Pub

Wheelie: the most hated, dispised, and unliked Transformer of all time. Talks in rhyme, all the time.

therefore

Shatered Glass Wheelie has to be the most awesome, fan loved, greatest character of all time.

Now its up to us to design him. i'm thinking of writing a shattered glass fan fic, but i need help. what can we do to make wheelie the greatest, most loved by fans tf? Everything from alt mode, to color scheme, to speach patterns.

Monster truck, except, like full sized, not a remote controlled toy. Keep the rhyming. Evil sadistic rhyming is great, happy happy super friend power rhyming is fail.

Imagine: captured goody goody decepticons have come accross some autobot plans then gotten captured. "Decepticons know far too much, now Wheelie going to have to crush!" Then he proceeds to beat the heck out of them while they're tied up, before transforming and crunching their corpses with his spiked wheels. As he plays some Death Clock.

Guns! Lots of guns! I suggest a minigun in place of that damn slingshot.

And I like the evil sadistic rhyming.

Nonsense. SG Wheelie would speak impeccable English and make 100% perfect sense all the time, without ever dropping a mere allusion or hint as to what it is he really means to say.

I picture shattered Wheelie as a tricked out bling-bling car that sounds like Slim Shady.