The Energon Pub

The title explains it all.

Feel free to use quotes from your favorite movies.

Bombshell: Colonel Sanders!

Kickback: What is it, Sergeant Rico?

Bombshell: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

Kickback: So?

Bombshell: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.

Kickback: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?

Bombshell: Thank you, sir.

Kickback: Have you notified Lord Helmet?

Bombshell: Yes, sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way.

Megatron: Make way for Dark Helmet!

Kickback: All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!

-Spaceballs

Arcee: Weirdwolf!
Hotrod: Werewolf?
Grimlock: There.
Hotrod: What?
Grimlock: There, wolf. There, castle.
Hotrod: Why are you talking that way?
Grimlock: Me thought you wanted to.
Hotrod: No, I don't want to.
Grimlock: [shrugs] Suit self. Me easy.

Beachcomber: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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Springer: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Arcee: When will you be back?
Springer: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

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Optimus Prime: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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Kup: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Hot Rod: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Kup: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

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Prowl: Do you know how fast you were going back there?
Frenzy: Umm... 65?
Prowl: 63.
Frenzy: But... isn't the speed limit 65?
Prowl: Yes, it is.
Rumble: I'm freakin' out, man!
Nightbeat: Yes, you are freaking out... man.
Prowl: Are you okay?
Rumble: Yeah, sure.
Prowl: Yes sir?
Rumble: Yes sir.
Prowl: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Nightbeat: I think he said "yeah, sure."
Frenzy: What'd you say man?
Rumble: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Prowl: So you are okay then?
Rumble: Yes sir.

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Ultra Magnus: ...And that was the second time I got crabs.

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Prime: We got no food,we got no jobs, are pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Starscream: My lord, I have a cunning plan.
Megatron: Starscream, you wouldn't know a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked atop a harpsichord singing "Cunning Plans are Here Again!"

Starscream: I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel.

Bumblebee:You know how they say that somewhere out there is a bullet with your name on it?
Optimus: Yes?
Bumblebee: Well, I thought that if I *owned* the bullet with my name on it, I'll never get hit by it. 'Cause I'll never shoot myself.
Optimus: A shame.
Bumblebee: And the chances of their being *two* bullets with my name on them are very small indeed.


HK, Blackadder fan. I did these from my enfeebled memory so they might not be verbatim.

Badass Grimlock wrote:The title explains it all.

Feel free to use quotes from your favorite movies.

Bombshell: Colonel Sanders!

Kickback: What is it, Sergeant Rico?

Bombshell: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

Kickback: So?

Bombshell: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.

Kickback: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?

Bombshell: Thank you, sir.

Kickback: Have you notified Lord Helmet?

Bombshell: Yes, sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way.

Megatron: Make way for Dark Helmet!

Kickback: All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!

-Spaceballs

Space Balls?

Grimlock1991 wrote:

Badass Grimlock wrote:The title explains it all.

Feel free to use quotes from your favorite movies.

Bombshell: Colonel Sanders!

Kickback: What is it, Sergeant Rico?

Bombshell: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

Kickback: So?

Bombshell: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.

Kickback: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?

Bombshell: Thank you, sir.

Kickback: Have you notified Lord Helmet?

Bombshell: Yes, sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way.

Megatron: Make way for Dark Helmet!

Kickback: All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!

-Spaceballs

Space Balls?

That is a seen from the movie Spaceballs, an incredibly awesome film. See it, now!

Also your sig is too big.

Skice wrote:

Grimlock1991 wrote:

Badass Grimlock wrote:The title explains it all.

Feel free to use quotes from your favorite movies.

Bombshell: Colonel Sanders!

Kickback: What is it, Sergeant Rico?

Bombshell: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

Kickback: So?

Bombshell: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.

Kickback: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?

Bombshell: Thank you, sir.

Kickback: Have you notified Lord Helmet?

Bombshell: Yes, sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way.

Megatron: Make way for Dark Helmet!

Kickback: All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!

-Spaceballs

Space Balls?

That is a seen from the movie Spaceballs, an incredibly awesome film. See it, now!

Also your sig is too big.

Very awesome indeed, Skice.

Starscream: Oh, it used to be a lot worse. They had this giant hammer!

(Skywarp gasps)

Starscream: Oh! They brought it back!

Skywarp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

-Robots

Prime: Well that human tasted like chicken.

Megatron: I love you!!! you're so cute and adorable, so sweet...!!!

Me: *squeals* i love you too bech!!!!

Megatron: Woah, wait wtf?!?!?! i wasn't talking to you stupid human i was talking to Ravage...cuz he's such a good boy, yes he is!!! who wants a belly rub good boy!!!

Me: grrr.... >:(

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

Megatron (to Starscream): I keep thinking that today is Tuesday.

Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

Optimist_Prime wrote:Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

wow i dont know how to feel about that.

NV for real fun instead of Arcee, read it as Wheelie.

Editor wrote:NV for real fun instead of Arcee, read it as Wheelie.

ok, makes more sense now. but now i feel all icky inside. eeeww

Optimist_Prime wrote:Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

Interesting! lol

Megatron: I see you've found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom!
Starscream: wha? oh, i thought this was jus' a normal peachtree
Megatron: i see...you eat when you are upset
Starscream: I'm not upset
Megatron: mmhmm so why are you upset?
Starscream: cuz i was the biggest suckiest person in history

- Kung Fu Panda!!!

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Blackout: hey guess what?
Barricade: What?
Blackout: i dunno, i forgot....
Barricade: (face in hand)

- my own quote lolz

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Megatron: THE RUM IS GONE WHERE IS THE RUM?!?!?!
Arcee: yes yes the rum is gone
Megatron: but why is the rum gone?
Arcee: because it takes even the finest young gentlemen and turns them into foul ruffians
Megatron: *takes out gun and fumbles with it indecisevely* "IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD FOR YOU" she says, WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!!! *see white sails in the distance* there'll be no livin with her after this one....

- Pirates of the Caribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
yo ho mates beat those!!!

MegatronsLady420 wrote::grin:

Megatron: I see you've found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom!
Starscream: wha? oh, i thought this was jus' a normal peachtree
Megatron: i see...you eat when you are upset
Starscream: I'm not upset
Megatron: mmhmm so why are you upset?
Starscream: cuz i was the biggest suckiest person in history

- Kung Fu Panda!!!

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Blackout: hey guess what?
Barricade: What?
Blackout: i dunno, i forgot....
Barricade: (face in hand)

- my own quote lolz

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Megatron: THE RUM IS GONE WHERE IS THE RUM?!?!?!
Arcee: yes yes the rum is gone
Megatron: but why is the rum gone?
Arcee: because it takes even the finest young gentlemen and turns them into foul ruffians
Megatron: *takes out gun and fumbles with it indecisevely* "IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD FOR YOU" she says, WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!!! *see white sails in the distance* there'll be no livin with her after this one....

- Pirates of the Caribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
yo ho mates beat those!!!

lolollololololololol

Name_Violation wrote:

Optimist_Prime wrote:Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

wow i dont know how to feel about that.

Does everyone at least know where this is from? It's probably the second or third most famous scene from Full Metal Jacket.

Optimist_Prime wrote:

Name_Violation wrote:

Optimist_Prime wrote:Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

wow i dont know how to feel about that.

Does everyone at least know where this is from? It's probably the second or third most famous scene from Full Metal Jacket.

i know where its from.

Wheelie: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?
Kup: Oh, Arcee isn't his sister.
Wheelie: She's not?
Kup: No
Wheelie: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.

Megatron: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Neko wrote:Megatron: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

IMO, it would be a little more funny if that was either Hot Rod or Ultra Magnus saying that.

Optimist_Prime wrote:

Neko wrote:Megatron: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

IMO, it would be a little more funny if that was either Hot Rod or Ultra Magnus saying that.

Ah, that it would.