The Energon Pub

Since the old "TF ways to die" thread has proceeded on its way to oblivion, I have resurrected the thread, and have started over. However, in some cases where the death is an obscure reference, please type out the supposed effect within parentheses.

So let's party!

1. Talk about Devastator's brass balls directly in front of him (He will crush you).

2. Tell ROTF Sideswipe he's so skinny, Wheelie could push him over (You will get sliced in half).

3. Threaten an innocent within one hundred miles of RotF Optimus Prime's location.

4. Remind both RotF Megatron and Starscream of how badly they got their butts kicked. To drive the point home, ask Starscream if he's proud that his arm was swung by the greatest batter alive. In addition, ask Megatron how his face feels.

5. Tell Rotf Ironhide that he only has pea shooters.

6. Tell Bay-verse Ironhide he sucks.

Siren Prime wrote:6. Tell Bay-verse Ironhide he sucks.

Good One!

My turn:

7. Ask Movieverse Bumblebee where the hive is. While you're at it, ask where he keeps the honey.

8. Tell ROTF Rampage that he needs decapitation insurance.

9. Tell ROTF Alice that she needs a new dress.

10. Interupt ROTF Jetfire while he's retelling one of his "back in my day" stories.

11. drive around a construction site in ROTF Sideways... he was murdered man that wasn't really a fight

12. Fill in for BW Waspinator when he calls in sick. That should get you killed a few times over.

13. Have Hot Rod try to help you in a fight

Pull on RotF Ravage's tail. You'll have one mad kitty

Threaten to neuter RotF Devastator.

15. Be a fembot motorcycle in the movie.

(EDIT: Just kidding. Actually I think that fact that the Arcee motorcycle girls are dead is still up for debate.)

Tell ROTF Jetfire his father was the first ball bearing.

Tell Devastator he needs a shirt in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.

18.Tell RotF Devastator he needs a mint. (He eats you, no save)

19.Ask Blitzwing(Animated)for dance lessions. (depending on which face you ask,Blue/Clam=Well the autobots can thaw your body out,Red/Angry=Well done human Tasty,Crazy=he kills you but accident trying to teach you some new moves)

20- Lend Movie-verse Prime your face for five minutes
21- Show movie-verse Wheelie his G1 Counterpart
22- Go to Movie-verse Starscream's tattoo parlour

Well, since I'm a fan of Movie Barricade... I'd probably get killed by him when I go and inadvertently annoy him while pleading to have a ride in him, have his picture taken, etc.

Pee on Movie Ironhide when Optimus is not there.

25. invite the sharkitcons over for dinner (you WILL run out of food eventually)
26. Tell Arcee her aim sucks
27. Stand behind movie jetfire when he passes gas
28. show Devastator a picture of his G1 self
29. tell movie wheelie that toy chihauhau is manlier than him
30. tell grimlock to solve algebra problems

Tell Laserbeak "Polly want a cracker?"

Ask Rumble and Frenzy who's who. I wonder if they even know.

Get the Doctor to operate on you.

Be the little one when The Doctor needs parts.

show megatron his universe version of himself

Tell Megatron and The Fallen that they are rip offs of sith lords

Megatron = Darth Vader

The Fallen = Sith Lord (forgot his name)



Ask ROTF Wheelie to rhyme

Put Micheal Bay in a room with the Dinobots.

Tell Lockdown his toy has child bearing hips.
Tell Movie Screamer is chest is abnormally large.
Encourage Animated Prowl and Screamer to have a chin off. (good chin vs. bad chin) lol
Ask Soundwave to sing or play the Jem theme song.

Ask video game Long Haul for a light.

do the robot in front of megatron

Ask one of the stunticons for a ride
Perform bad comedy in front of Galvatron
Make wheelie breath in Helium = ear and brain esplosion