The Energon Pub

Well theres been 25 years of transformers. Alot of different characters and types of cybertronians. With it bound be some characters with lousy stats for their ratings profiles. So figure might be fun to pick out the biggest losers hehe. Not every transformer can be a Prime or megatron, so lets see what lesser beings have crept out of the forge of cybertron.


Lowest in an individual stat

- 1 strength - Whos the weakest?



- 2 intelligence - Whos Alt form should be a short bus?


- 3 speed - Slowest?


- 4 endurance - The Glass joe of transformers?



- 5 rank- Victims of cybertrons glass ceiling?



- 6 courage - Who lubericates themselves at the mere mention of megatrons name?



- 7 firepower - Whos packing a cap gun and laser point for special weapons?


- 8 skill- Whos so poor at fighting they made the RiD predacons look like serious threats?

Lowest over all totals

-Decepticons/predacon- Whos the weakest villans?

- Autobots/maximal- Weakest over all heroes?

- other/neutralist- Any non aligned major wimps?

- weakest over all combiner/giant robot, someone had to be the runt of the giant litter, who was it?


- Misc, any other weenies they deserve dishonorable mention?

Theres the basic catagories, feel free toss out some additional info or list more than 1 if you know em. Im going try and look up some myself but I figure some fans out there will have bots in the back of their mind they know sucked heh.

i know g1 beachcomber has a 3 str and a 1 firepower, making him the lowest physical threat in tf.

G1 slugfest has a 1 speed, 2 int

there is a g1 decepticon Rukus has a 3 end

thats all i can think of off the top of my head. hopefully we get some more input on this topic

Name_Violation wrote:i know g1 beachcomber has a 3 str and a 1 firepower, making him the lowest physical threat in tf.

G1 slugfest has a 1 speed, 2 int

there is a g1 decepticon Rukus has a 3 end

thats all i can think of off the top of my head. hopefully we get some more input on this topic

Beachcomber:No wonder he's a peaceloving hippie, he's a wimp.

Name_Violation wrote:i know g1 beachcomber has a 3 str and a 1 firepower, making him the lowest physical threat in tf.

G1 slugfest has a 1 speed, 2 int

there is a g1 decepticon Rukus has a 3 end

thats all i can think of off the top of my head. hopefully we get some more input on this topic

Beachcomber is not alone with a low firepower rank.

Steeljaw also has a 1 in firepower.

i believe several of the minicots have a 1 fpr. mainly the ones sold without guns.

Devastator: 1 speed and 2 on intelligence, making him the sloooowest combiner.

Chaoslock wrote:Devastator: 1 speed and 2 on intelligence, making him the sloooowest combiner.

Correction.........1 of the slowest combiners.

Bruticus also has a 1 in speed.

And Abominus had a in intelligence making him one of the dumbest combiners.

Lastjustice wrote:- 4 endurance - The Glass joe of transformers?

lol! Nice analogy! Unfortunately, I don't know who that would be, but I do remember that G1 Scavenger had a INT of 2.

From the Cybertronian books:

Ironically, considering he was the leader of the Mayhems, Snarler has a rank of 3, with Carnivac with rank 4.

Sparkstalker, Guzzle, Landfill and Cindersaur have speed of 2.

Hosehead has skill 2.

Windsweeper, Brawn, Sludge, Stranglehold and Cindersaur's intelligence is 3. Scavenger, Slugfest and Blot are 2.

Dirge and Misfire have courage of 4. Slugslinger = 3. Laserbeak and Bluestreak are 2.

Can't beieve Ruckus has an endurance of 3. All his profiles suggest he's the complete opposite. Love his MTMTE profile. Hubcap also has endurance of 3.

Getaway, Skids and Smokescreen all share a 4 which surprised me. Insecticon Barrage and Kickback's strength are 3. Bumblebee and Cosmos are 2. Doublecross is 1 (can't believe he's weaker than Bumblebee).

Ratchet, Trailbreaker and Sideswipe surprised me by each having firepower of 3, with Repuguns having 2. Beachcomber, Brawn, Huffer and Gears have firepower of 1 each. As do all Throttlebots bar Freeway who is 3.

Note, the slowest speed tends to be 2, usually with Bots that have no vehicle mode like Percptor and the Actionmasters.

Seibertron.com (HERE) used to have a search engine called Battle of the Tech Spaecs. you could pick any genre, stat, name, etc... and PRESTO!

instant list of results.

i don't know what happened to it.

somebody pester Ryan to find out why

Manitou X3ROhour wrote:Seibertron.com (HERE) used to have a search engine called Battle of the Tech Spaecs. you could pick any genre, stat, name, etc... and PRESTO!

instant list of results.

i don't know what happened to it.

somebody pester Ryan to find out why

I say someone gets slagged! We need answers! (ready his missile launchers, and takes out some character Furman made for that issue.)