TF meets SP

Being a fan of Transformers and South Park, I just thought of something that would be hillarious: an episode of South Park that spoofed the Bay movies. Eric would play the role of same. Heres some possible scenes
MEETING OF THE AUTOBOTS
Eric and the guys meet the Autobots for the first time. Optimus Prime transforms infront of Eric like he did in the 07 movie.
Prime: Are you Eric Cartman, the fat kid?
Eric: Hey, I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
Prime: I am Optimus Prime.
Eric: Well, la de da!
Prime: We Autobots have come from Cybertron to stop Megatron from getting his hands on the Allspark.
Stan: Dude, what's the Allspark?
Prime: That thing in Eric's ass.
Eric: Hey, no one's touchin my ass!
Prime: Fate rarely calls upon us at a time of our choosing.
Eric: This isn't my war, godd##mit!
Prime: I fear it soon will be.
Eric: You know what. Screw you guys, I'm going home!
MEETING OF THE AUTOBOTS
Eric and the guys meet the Autobots for the first time. Optimus Prime transforms infront of Eric like he did in the 07 movie.
Prime: Are you Eric Cartman, the fat kid?
Eric: Hey, I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
Prime: I am Optimus Prime.
Eric: Well, la de da!
Prime: We Autobots have come from Cybertron to stop Megatron from getting his hands on the Allspark.
Stan: Dude, what's the Allspark?
Prime: That thing in Eric's ass.
Eric: Hey, no one's touchin my ass!
Prime: Fate rarely calls upon us at a time of our choosing.
Eric: This isn't my war, godd##mit!
Prime: I fear it soon will be.
Eric: You know what. Screw you guys, I'm going home!