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Were you feeling lonely this past Valentine's Day? Do your best pickup lines never work? Are you looking for that little "something extra" to finally get the attention of ladies everywhere?

Well, have no fear, HASBRO is here! In what sounds like an early April Fool's Day joke (but isn't), HASBRO is actually getting into the cologne business Not only that, but they will be selling the only cologne that is "more than meets the eye." Or is that "more than meets the nose?"

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Rusty Mech or Oily Lubricant! Buy your's today!

I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year...

Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?

Seibertron wrote:Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?

Some girls may find that hot and sexy. In my experience, most girls like guys to smell "manly", with a little deodorant and maybe some aftershave, but they don't really like cologne.

Anyway, couldn't they have at least packaged it in a transforming package or something? Or put it in a TF-shaped squirt bottle?

Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator!

And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen" ...They can call it, the AllGasim.

"I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year..."


Oh god, don't say that! I hate perfumes and colognes, they reek and give me a headache. Many workplaces are even banning them, that should give an idea of how many people this crap actually irritates. As far as girls go, most girls I've ever talked to or overheard despise cologne (sorry AXE guys, Old Spice men, and you too celebrity brand stink wearers) and think it's generally something guys with poor hygiene slather on to cover up their funk. I know my girlfriend always has a snide comment when she walks past a guy stinking of cologne, so there's another one.


I think transformers probably smell like stainless steel (yes, it has a scent) and perhaps oil. The smellier ones probably stink like transmission fluid and old grease, but that's just speculation.

*Biggest, loudest facepalm ever*

Elvaan wrote:

LMFAO! That pretty much represents my reaction! Who is steering this Titanic towards the iceberg?

Well, since there allready was a toothbrush and shampoo made for the Bayformers....

OK, the only reason I'm not surprised is, there was allready something similar made for Star Trek, the Red Shirt cologne (which is just brilliant idea)

Anybody for some radiator coolant? Transmission fluid maybe? This is ridiculous.

ConBotFormer wrote:Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator!

And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen" ...They can call it, the AllGasim.

LOL!!!!! XD That made my day!!!

Theyll probably call it "Mecha Musk."

"Men, now is your chance to smell like a robot. You'll have an odor that goes along with your personality."

the funniest part is the price.

like its not sad enough they actually made a transformers cologne, but its under 20 dollars? yeah....i don't think so tim. lol

Repent, repent, the apacolypse is upon us!

Transfomers has just jumped the shark.

Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".

What the f is wrong with hasbro they will make stupid calongne but no condoms whats wrong with them lol but seriously what were they thinking

Brakethrough wrote:Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".

For some reason, that sounds just wrong...

I'm gonna put it on my balls.

omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.

Sounding like Cleveland from Family Guy: "That's just nasty!"

omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.

Feel free, but don't miss or it will sting.

well its official the transformers brand has sold out. Who in their right mind would thing this was a good idea? Talk about milking the franchise for all its worth. Guess hasbros following George Lucas' method these days.

As only The Ogre from "Revenge of the Nerds" could say... "NERDS!"... "I smell nerds".

I love Transformers, and that's my thing... but the last thing I need is to smell like a cheap mass produced product... I mean that's what KO's are for anyway.

I dont think any nerd will have the courage to buy it, but I see it ending up in Christmas stockings of collectors...