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i love optimus prime!!! i am married to an older man... well robot really but u know all know what i mean!!

Awkward ...

Cialis........hell of a drug.

We TOTALLY have a board 'member' just for you!

The next nutjob has arrived! YES!

*grabs popcorn*

whaaaaaat?

Why Optimus Prime is so popular?
BECAUSE HE'S ONE SEXY MUSCLEMAN!
No, really. The main Optimus desing show him with a broad, manly chest, with solid square boobs and a six-pack belly. He have big and strong arms and solid legs. Okay, proportion of the legs are inverted, with calves bigger than the tighs, but the overall feel of power is the same. That's why Energon Optimus Prime, while not combined, is mocked as a couch potato.
Still, most OP follow the sexy and powerful muscleman template. Even if you never noticed it before, your reptilian brain did.
Woment are seduced, men are inspired.

This. This is why I love the Internet. Well, one of the reasons

Oh this otta be good

DOTMsoundwave wrote:Oh this otta be good

What would be good is if this thread was closed. Nothing but trouble, I predict.

This is just plain desturbing, and nobody bring up Kiss Players. If this gal found out, no Prime would be safe

monstergrotusque wrote:Cialis........hell of a drug.

Cialis! I think this snorting Adderall level

-Kanrabat- wrote: with solid square boobs

And here I was thinking they were just cab windows.

God I feared this day would come ....

Thread, I am dissapoint.

-Kanrabat- wrote:Why Optimus Prime is so popular?
BECAUSE HE'S ONE SEXY MUSCLEMAN!
No, really. The main Optimus desing show him with a broad, manly chest, with solid square boobs and a six-pack belly. He have big and strong arms and solid legs. Okay, proportion of the legs are inverted, with calves bigger than the tighs, but the overall feel of power is the same. That's why Energon Optimus Prime, while not combined, is mocked as a couch potato.
Still, most OP follow the sexy and powerful muscleman template. Even if you never noticed it before, your reptilian brain did.
Woment are seduced, men are inspired.

Edit: Damn, didn't notice you allready mentioned him

Chaoslock wrote:

-Kanrabat- wrote:Why Optimus Prime is so popular?
BECAUSE HE'S ONE SEXY MUSCLEMAN!
No, really. The main Optimus desing show him with a broad, manly chest, with solid square boobs and a six-pack belly. He have big and strong arms and solid legs. Okay, proportion of the legs are inverted, with calves bigger than the tighs, but the overall feel of power is the same. That's why Energon Optimus Prime, while not combined, is mocked as a couch potato.
Still, most OP follow the sexy and powerful muscleman template. Even if you never noticed it before, your reptilian brain did.
Woment are seduced, men are inspired.

Edit: Damn, didn't notice you allready mentioned him

Im jealous. I want small arms/legs, a stocky build, and a chromed 12 pack

Dr. Heavy B wrote:

Chaoslock wrote:

-Kanrabat- wrote:Why Optimus Prime is so popular?
BECAUSE HE'S ONE SEXY MUSCLEMAN!
No, really. The main Optimus desing show him with a broad, manly chest, with solid square boobs and a six-pack belly. He have big and strong arms and solid legs. Okay, proportion of the legs are inverted, with calves bigger than the tighs, but the overall feel of power is the same. That's why Energon Optimus Prime, while not combined, is mocked as a couch potato.
Still, most OP follow the sexy and powerful muscleman template. Even if you never noticed it before, your reptilian brain did.
Woment are seduced, men are inspired.

Edit: Damn, didn't notice you allready mentioned him

Im jealous. I want small arms/legs, a stocky build, and a chromed 12 pack

DAT CHROME GRILL
Man tha's sweet. Mine is just plain gray. Bah, at least he's combined with Wingsaber. The couch-potato in a musclesuit!

When you see it...

Dr. Heavy B wrote:When you see it...

"The guy's half a truck"

Somewhere a bridge is missing it's troll... could be fun though. Please continue, young lady.

breastforce wrote:Somewhere a bridge is missing it's troll... could be fun though. Please continue, young lady.

Now now. There's no need to be calling people names ... especially when you have a signature in violation of our guidelines. I could give you two warnings in one go.

Play nice.

Burn wrote:

breastforce wrote:Somewhere a bridge is missing it's troll... could be fun though. Please continue, young lady.

Now now. There's no need to be calling people names ... especially when you have a signature in violation of our guidelines. I could give you two warnings in one go.

Play nice.

Oops apologies... is it the link on my sig? I am happy to remove it.

Sorry O.P.