Transformers Fandoms: My take (Parody)

Disclaimer: This is written by a fan of Generation 1 who knows of all the goofy and awesome things that franchise has done. I am well aware that the original cartoon was not flawless. I also admit the Marvel Comics at least early on were not that great (I read them). So, know that I say this admitting G1's flaws and loving it nonetheless. (If this makes me a Geewuner so be it).
Okay, I consider myself to be a pretty average G1 fan. Not jaded like some gen Xers are (I am not Gen X and was born in 1987 and my first Transformers were Generation 2 Optimus with black trailer and voice box and G2 Starscream). My feelings for G1 are described in the disclaimer.
Japanese G1 fans: Yatsu, Onere, Kisama
G2 fans: Like fabulous colors.
Beast Wars fans: To me and from what I can gather, Beast Wars fans are some of the most snide fans out there. People make fun of Geewuners, but Beast Wars fans insist Beast Wars is a flawless masterpiece of a show. They also insist that every voted on character in the Hall of Fame has to be from Beast Wars. How Waspinator got up there before Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime/ tons of other(even some important comic book only guys) beats the heck out of me. If you do critique Beast Wars and you do happen to like G1, you are flooded with Trukk not Monkey posts. Ironically, my dad was one of those Trukk not Monkey guys lol. Point being, I kind of resent Beast Wars fans declaring they are the greatest franchise (even though Beast Wars is a subset of G1 sort of like late UC Gundam in many respects) and then proceed to rag on G1 like it was some pointless spin off.
RID fans I imagine are just secret Braves series fans who cry for the day for a new Brave series. (I am with you RID fans... I feel your pain)
Unicron Trilogy fans: Love endless stock footage
Bayformer fans: Panelformers and Ritalin for
Animated Fans: They like their fanwanky homages and fun story.
Prime fans are: Arcee is my waifu.
Okay, I consider myself to be a pretty average G1 fan. Not jaded like some gen Xers are (I am not Gen X and was born in 1987 and my first Transformers were Generation 2 Optimus with black trailer and voice box and G2 Starscream). My feelings for G1 are described in the disclaimer.
Japanese G1 fans: Yatsu, Onere, Kisama
G2 fans: Like fabulous colors.
Beast Wars fans: To me and from what I can gather, Beast Wars fans are some of the most snide fans out there. People make fun of Geewuners, but Beast Wars fans insist Beast Wars is a flawless masterpiece of a show. They also insist that every voted on character in the Hall of Fame has to be from Beast Wars. How Waspinator got up there before Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime/ tons of other(even some important comic book only guys) beats the heck out of me. If you do critique Beast Wars and you do happen to like G1, you are flooded with Trukk not Monkey posts. Ironically, my dad was one of those Trukk not Monkey guys lol. Point being, I kind of resent Beast Wars fans declaring they are the greatest franchise (even though Beast Wars is a subset of G1 sort of like late UC Gundam in many respects) and then proceed to rag on G1 like it was some pointless spin off.
RID fans I imagine are just secret Braves series fans who cry for the day for a new Brave series. (I am with you RID fans... I feel your pain)
Unicron Trilogy fans: Love endless stock footage
Bayformer fans: Panelformers and Ritalin for

Animated Fans: They like their fanwanky homages and fun story.
Prime fans are: Arcee is my waifu.