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Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:14 pm
by God Thundercracker
The Wii sucks. They only release games suitable for 4-year-olds for this crap system. Avoid it like the plague.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:57 pm
by Senor Hugo
Oh, wow, I totally didn't know that Manhunt 2 was a kiddy game.

Or Red Steel, or Metroid Prime, or Alone in the Dark, or Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30, or Bully, or Call of Duty, or Ghostbusters the Video Game, or House of the Dead 2 & 3, and so on and so forth.

Wow, I'm so glad that my eyes have been opened, that games, clearly with an more mature audience in mind, are actually made for 3 and 4 year olds!

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:29 am
by Marty Rocket
God Thundercracker wrote:The Wii sucks. They only release games suitable for 4-year-olds for this crap system. Avoid it like the plague.


Oh, come on, man. How would you like it if I said "oh, the 360 sucks. They break down all the time, avoid!"?
Like Hugo said, there are some adult games out there for it, it's just that they don't get the promotion like the Mario franchise, and others get. Jeez, I'm sick of all the Wii bashing.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:51 am
by God Thundercracker
I haven't seen one game for the Wii that someone with an intellect above the average four-year-old would enjoy. Super Smash Bros.? Please. :roll: And it breaks down all the time. Everyone I know who has a Wii has problems with it. The only proper place for the Wii is the garbage dump.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:55 am
by God Thundercracker
Senor Hugo wrote:Oh, wow, I totally didn't know that Manhunt 2 was a kiddy game.

Or Red Steel, or Metroid Prime, or Alone in the Dark, or Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30, or Bully, or Call of Duty, or Ghostbusters the Video Game, or House of the Dead 2 & 3, and so on and so forth.

Wow, I'm so glad that my eyes have been opened, that games, clearly with an more mature audience in mind, are actually made for 3 and 4 year olds!


The games you listed are all kiddie games. You've just helped prove my point. House of the Dead? Metroid Prime? Nobody older than six plays those games.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:09 am
by Shadowman
God Thundercracker wrote:I haven't seen one game for the Wii that someone with an intellect above the average four-year-old would enjoy.
Super Smash Bros.? Please. :roll: And it breaks down all the time. Everyone I know who has a Wii has problems with it. The only proper place for the Wii is the garbage dump.


Wow, there are so many thing wrong with that post.

You apparently can't distinguish the difference between mature and GOOD. Super Smash Bros. Brawl is a game me and a bunch of friends got lost in for hours, marvelling at the gorgeous, well made-cutscenes, and snapping photos of bizarres poses we can get.

And it breaks down a lot less than the 360.

Senor Hugo wrote:Oh, wow, I totally didn't know that Manhunt 2 was a kiddy game.

Or Red Steel, or Metroid Prime, or Alone in the Dark, or Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30, or Bully, or Call of Duty, or Ghostbusters the Video Game, or House of the Dead 2 & 3, and so on and so forth.

Wow, I'm so glad that my eyes have been opened, that games, clearly with an more mature audience in mind, are actually made for 3 and 4 year olds!


Don't forget No More Heroes, Resident Evil 4: Wii, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles, Resident Evil 0 (Re-re-releasing?), Medal of Honor; Heroes 2...the list goes on.

God Thundercracker wrote:The games you listed are all kiddie games. You've just helped prove my point. House of the Dead? Metroid Prime? Nobody older than six plays those games.


Hey, good job. You were both painfully ignorant and horrible insulting in that post.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:17 am
by God Thundercracker
The Wii only has baby games and sports games. I hate sports games. The PS3 and the X-Box 360 have all the cool games. Take my advice and don't buy a Wii.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:49 am
by doomboy536
God Thundercracker wrote:The Wii only has baby games and sports games. I hate sports games. The PS3 and the X-Box 360 have all the cool games. Take my advice and don't buy a Wii.


God Thundercracker, you are an ignorant troll and you fail at the internet. Kthnks bbye

The Wii rocks like rock socks, admittedly all I play is Wii Sports but meh...might get some more games at some point :P

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:30 am
by Powersurge
I'm a Nintendo fan boy and I'll admit the main amount of games released on their systems are aimed at the younger generation, but that doesn't make them any less fun (Mario Kart anyone?), but they have tried to release more adult games recently as others have mentioned (I'm so tempted to get a Wii for some of the FPS it has (like CoD 3 and RE 4).

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:31 am
by City Commander
Soo....kids are allowed to play resident evil games now?


You know that's illegal right?



You'd have a lot less problems with your Wii if you didn't jump on it.


Stop trolling.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:15 am
by Senor Hugo
Shadowman wrote:
God Thundercracker wrote:I haven't seen one game for the Wii that someone with an intellect above the average four-year-old would enjoy.
Super Smash Bros.? Please. :roll: And it breaks down all the time. Everyone I know who has a Wii has problems with it. The only proper place for the Wii is the garbage dump.


Wow, there are so many thing wrong with that post.

You apparently can't distinguish the difference between mature and GOOD. Super Smash Bros. Brawl is a game me and a bunch of friends got lost in for hours, marvelling at the gorgeous, well made-cutscenes, and snapping photos of bizarres poses we can get.

And it breaks down a lot less than the 360.

Senor Hugo wrote:Oh, wow, I totally didn't know that Manhunt 2 was a kiddy game.

Or Red Steel, or Metroid Prime, or Alone in the Dark, or Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30, or Bully, or Call of Duty, or Ghostbusters the Video Game, or House of the Dead 2 & 3, and so on and so forth.

Wow, I'm so glad that my eyes have been opened, that games, clearly with an more mature audience in mind, are actually made for 3 and 4 year olds!


Don't forget No More Heroes, Resident Evil 4: Wii, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles, Resident Evil 0 (Re-re-releasing?), Medal of Honor; Heroes 2...the list goes on.

God Thundercracker wrote:The games you listed are all kiddie games. You've just helped prove my point. House of the Dead? Metroid Prime? Nobody older than six plays those games.


Hey, good job. You were both painfully ignorant and horrible insulting in that post.


Well, I also forgot Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Price of PErsia: Rival Swords, Soulcalibur, Starwars: The Force Unleashed, Trauma Center.

This kid is just being a damned R-tard.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:24 am
by City Commander
Senor Hugo wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
God Thundercracker wrote:I haven't seen one game for the Wii that someone with an intellect above the average four-year-old would enjoy.
Super Smash Bros.? Please. :roll: And it breaks down all the time. Everyone I know who has a Wii has problems with it. The only proper place for the Wii is the garbage dump.


Wow, there are so many thing wrong with that post.

You apparently can't distinguish the difference between mature and GOOD. Super Smash Bros. Brawl is a game me and a bunch of friends got lost in for hours, marvelling at the gorgeous, well made-cutscenes, and snapping photos of bizarres poses we can get.

And it breaks down a lot less than the 360.

Senor Hugo wrote:Oh, wow, I totally didn't know that Manhunt 2 was a kiddy game.

Or Red Steel, or Metroid Prime, or Alone in the Dark, or Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30, or Bully, or Call of Duty, or Ghostbusters the Video Game, or House of the Dead 2 & 3, and so on and so forth.

Wow, I'm so glad that my eyes have been opened, that games, clearly with an more mature audience in mind, are actually made for 3 and 4 year olds!


Don't forget No More Heroes, Resident Evil 4: Wii, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles, Resident Evil 0 (Re-re-releasing?), Medal of Honor; Heroes 2...the list goes on.

God Thundercracker wrote:The games you listed are all kiddie games. You've just helped prove my point. House of the Dead? Metroid Prime? Nobody older than six plays those games.


Hey, good job. You were both painfully ignorant and horrible insulting in that post.


Well, I also forgot Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Price of PErsia: Rival Swords, Soulcalibur, Starwars: The Force Unleashed, Trauma Center.

This kid is just being a damned R-tard.


An attention seeking R-tard.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:29 am
by Tekka
WAIT!

If I can't complete 150cc on Mario Kart are you saying my gaming skills are inferior to that of a 4 year old?

:sad:

You're so mean.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:31 am
by Jazzz
Does it have to be adult to be fun?
no.
It has to be fun to be fun.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:26 pm
by Venomous Prime
go to hell :grin:

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:28 pm
by UltraPrimal
Would you prefer a game like this?
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/25083.html
I think that's about as "adult" the Wii is going to get.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:36 pm
by Powersurge
Now that game looks cool, if thats a Wii exclusive then thats even cooler.

Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:20 pm
by homelessjunkeon
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Re: Why aren't there any adult games for the Wii?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:42 pm
by Galvatron628
There are some, but it is a nintendo system and its geared for kids you have to understand that. The good news is the first party nintendo games rock, and they aren't adult oriented, which is fine. However I do agree there is way too much crap on the system. All the stupid 3rd party companies keep making total garbage for the system, in fact its the most garbage I've ever seen made for a system! Games that might get 3.0 out of 10 on IGN! I'm talking games like "balloon pop"...wtf is that? Its like a cheap flash game they decided to publish and put into production. its redicolous!

I will say one thing about the Wii, and that is it is a great companion to your PS3/Xbox 360. But if you want to get all the latest and greatest 3rd party games you need to buy one of the latter systems. The Wii is not a good standalone system at all, and I for one plan on getting a PS3 very soon