The Energon Pub

All right, let's do a top five that nobody have thought to do before. Most TF are male. Some have amazing design and some are bad. Still, it does not stop a bot to be sexy. Yeah, some fembots are sexy-curvy. But let's face it. There is way more guys than girls around and the probabilites favor the dudes. It's a hard list to make because most bots don't have any butt. Just a T shape waist/crotch with legs plugged into it.

Enough stalling, let's go for the... meat... of the article, the great derrières!

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#5) G1 pretender Starscream (outer shell).

Right off the bat, I go for an easy one. Having a human body sure help to give a pair of nice, well defined buttocks. Sure, the outer shell cant transform, but it still count.


#4) Beast Wars B'Boon (Ape mode)

Another organic TF, this one being the Great B'Boon! Sure, that monkey butt could use more details, but the above panel make up for it!



#3) Universe Air Attack Optimus Primal (both modes)

The most accurate Beast Machine Optimus Primal is way out of scale with everybody, but it allow for some great details. Meaning a perfect monkey-butt! Look at that ass. It's even shaved for your pleasure!



Also, in bot mode, the monkey-butt become his neck-guard! How genius is that?



#2) Masterpiece Ironhide

The (front?) wheels of the vehicle become his butt-cheeks. Now, that's one brilliant design choice! Ironhide (and his soon to come twin bro Ratchet) be the only bot to have perfect, round, and squishable butt in TF History! That is, if the tires are made out of soft rubber. Still, there is something more amazing at #1...



#1) Generations Minicon Team (combined mode)

He have a face on his butt.
No.
He have a face for a butt.
No.
He is litterally a BUTTFACE!
Nothing can compare to that.
Drop mic.



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I may have missed some great TF butts out there. Please share the ones you like that I missed!

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All profits of this article will be given to G1 Megatron, so he can afford to have a butt installed.

Should we engage the duragrip protocol..?

I'm worried about you K, I really am.

Ironhidensh wrote:I'm worried about you K, I really am.

Nothing to worry about. Just being my normal self.

Your constant desire to sexualise Transformers is disturbing and pushing the rules of this site.

I think it's time for the duragrip protocol.

Oh lighten up guys.

This was hilarious.

(Also what the hell is the Duragrip protocol?)

Delta Magnus wrote:Oh lighten up guys.

This was hilarious.

Maybe, but when you factor in other posts from other threads, it just comes off as creepy and weird.

(Also what the hell is the Duragrip protocol?)

It's where we end up locking thread after thread because of one particular individual who keeps posting weird creepy stuff until it gets to the point that no matter how much you try to get through to them, the only way to stop them is to ban them.

-Kanrabat- is becoming the new duragrip.

Delta Magnus wrote:Oh lighten up guys.

This was hilarious.

(Also what the hell is the Duragrip protocol?)

Glad you enjoyed! That was obviously my goal.

Also, second. Google didnt help about that "protocol".

Burn wrote:

Delta Magnus wrote:(Also what the hell is the Duragrip protocol?)

It's where we end up locking thread after thread because of one particular individual who keeps posting weird creepy stuff until it gets to the point that no matter how much you try to get through to them, the only way to stop them is to ban them.

-Kanrabat- is becoming the new duragrip.

Aw, come on! I'm not that bad, arent I?

Quickly crumpling up the idea for a thread about "top 5 best robo boobs"...

You know, my major disappointment with this thread is that nowhere does it say ro-butt.
May have to give you a warning just for that.

Va'al wrote:You know, my major disappointment with this thread is that nowhere does it say ro-butt.
May have to give you a warning just for that.

How... could... I've... missed... that...?

Sorry couldn't resist ROFL -- this thread is like a train wreck...can't...look...away...

So here's me piling on...

Kanrabat's anthem ?? --

Oh, my, Primus. Arcee, look at her ro-butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those decepticon guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those decepticons?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total robo-prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so metal
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like so polished
I mean gross, look
She's just so, 'bot

I like metal butts and I can not lie
You other 'bots can't deny
That when a fembot walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a shiny thing in your face...

That was awesome!

Va'al wrote:Should we engage the duragrip protocol..?

When I saw this, I instantly thought of that scene in Avengers when Nick Fury is talking to the holograms of the council. XD

@ K

TT legends/Hasbro Arcee also has a nice gluteus maxima. Take a peek under her hood.........wait, that didn't sound right

Edit: Spelling and spacing adjusted

-Kanrabat- wrote:That was awesome!

Glad you like and thanks for giving me the bizarrely awesome fodder to creat it!

-Kanrabat- wrote:That was awesome!

Glad you like and thanks for giving me the bizarrely awesome fodder to creat it!

EDIT: Double most...stoopid slow 3G...

Moosey wrote:

Va'al wrote:Should we engage the duragrip protocol..?

When I saw this, I instantly thought of that scene in Avengers when Nick Fury is talking to the holograms of the council. XD

I thought more of the "issue order 66" line.

And yeah Kanrabat, a Ro-Butts pun would be cherry on the cake

♪I like ro-butts and I cannot lie♪

No toy, but I think Alice from the third Bayformers deserves honorable mention.

Optimum Supreme wrote:No toy, but I think Alice from the third Bayformers deserves honorable mention.

Oh yeah, indeed!

And here I was expecting to see lots of Arcee pictures

LegendaryAntiHero wrote:And here I was expecting to see lots of Arcee pictures

Sorry to dissapoint because it's the toy forum. So, the toys only matter. And as far as Gen Arcee go, her but is the good old unremarkable T shaped crotch/hips with legs plugged on the sides. Without any extra detailing. That way, no fembots could qualify for the list.

What about Evasion Mode Optimus Prime?