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So i can snack on optimus prime this easter season huh?

Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.

you beat me to it, I was going to be a bit more sublte but.... . I really hope Death Reviews does this. It would go well with one of his earlier videos...I wont say which .

Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.

From close up too. Takes a bit to figure out who it's supposed to be.

I think they meant to say "Big Convoy" on the box

"Take a bite out of Prime."

(Forgive me).

Silverwing wrote:"Take a bite out of Prime."

(Forgive me).

If I got one I think I would bite the antenna off first.

looks like Jurassic pile of poo

Rated X wrote:it looks like a turd.

Just like the last movie.

Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.

All chocolate does.

Sabrblade wrote:

Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.

All chocolate does.

True, but this really looks like a dog pooped on the lawn. If you discretely threw it in a public swimming pool you could cause some havoc...

Rated X wrote:

Sabrblade wrote:

Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.

All chocolate does.

True, but this really looks like a dog pooped on the lawn.

That's some "art sculpture"-talented dog-pooping.

At first, I thought it was Grimlock.



Then, I realised that perhaps, a company had released a product that truly encapsulated the spirit of the Michael Bay Transformers films.

Optimus Prime: strong, wise ... delicious? We will find that out today. A recent news post regarding an Optimus Prime Easter Chocolate had quite the following on social media. This being a regional yet fully licensed and rather peculiar product, I chose to buy one for myself to get a better taste. Below is a quick pictorial review, showing you what this product is all about, how big it is as well as a taste test.

What I find most intriguing about this product is how the box art and style is identical to the Premier Edition toys. With the same trio at the top.





There was also an image of Optimus Prime which you could colour on the back.



Here is how big the chocolate is.



And here it is next to toys more people have seen live.



The chocolate mold's sculpt is very intricate. It is extremely busy but there is a nice head sculpt. The sword has the detailed marking as well. There are stars at the top. I was wondering if the back had any sculpting but no. It does remind me of the state of Texas though when turned upside down, filled with stars (but no stripes).











As for how it tasted, well, this might be a Canadian exclusive product but I guarantee many of you have all tasted something very similar to it. It is simply your standard Easter chocolate taste. There are no nuts so it has none of the nutty flavour and it doesn't have that sweeter taste you would find in either Lindt or Kinder chocolates. It is simply standard milk chocolate, like any chocolate egg that hides Smarties or cooler chocolates inside, or any molded chocolate featuring your favourite characters. And unlike the standard ducks or dogs, you don<t have those ultra sweet candy eyes to mix things up. Still, it hits the spot if you want a chocolate fix.

I really wanna colour in that line-art on the back. *grabs my marker pens*

william-james88 wrote:And unlike the standard ducks or dogs, you don<t have those ultra sweet candy eyes to mix things up. Still, it hits the spot if you want a chocolate fix.

Nothing past the < appears on the news post by the way.

EDIT: Fixed.

Is it wrong of me that I look over these pictures and just *sigh* about missing Misfire?

It literally looks like a turd.

Rated X wrote:It literally looks like a turd.

You should see a doctor (or an art expert) if your turds come out looking like that.

Sabrblade wrote:

Rated X wrote:It literally looks like a turd.

You should see a doctor (or an art expert) if your turds come out looking like that.

Nah, he's right... and no food stuff should look identical going in as it does going out.

General Incursion wrote:

Sabrblade wrote:

Rated X wrote:It literally looks like a turd.

You should see a doctor (or an art expert) if your turds come out looking like that.

Nah, he's right... and no food stuff should look identical going in as it does going out.

You guys are lucky photobucket took away free accounts.

General Incursion wrote:

Sabrblade wrote:

Rated X wrote:It literally looks like a turd.

You should see a doctor (or an art expert) if your turds come out looking like that.

Nah, he's right... and no food stuff should look identical going in as it does going out.

But then we wouldnt have snack sized oh henry bars

Here we have the video guys! lolll

https://youtu.be/M2M-h4o9lag

william-james88 wrote:

"Give Me your face!", your sweet, chocolate-y, face!

Just like with a chocolate bunny, you should always start with the ears.

Emerje