A TF Newbie's Thoughts

I was born in 1984 and grew up in New York. As a kid, ghostbusters was my first toy love, ninja turtles my second. Though I vaguely remember owning a transformer, for some reason I was never really into them. In fact, I don't ever remember seeing the TV shows except when Beast Wars came out and I was too old for it. In fact, until the movie came out and I actually started reading about the TF phenomenon, I had no idea there was so much of a fandom or that the show had run more or less continuously since the year of my birth.
How did I miss it? I don't know.
But I went to see the movie and loved it. For a couple weeks after I had a strange compulsion to own one of the toys -- I really don't know why. So I bought the movie-leader-class optimus prime just to fool around with while on the phone at work.
PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME FOR THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH UNLESS YOU'VE READ (and *understood*) MY ENTIRE POST.
I should add that I don't really care about the TV series or the transformers storyline. I don't even care about the movie storyline (it was awesome because of giant transforming robots beating the hell out of each other. not because of the incredibly generic good-vs-evil story).
TRUST ME, though -- I totally understand having a passion for the stuff you loved as a kid. I was psyched for the TMNT movie (until the reviews said it sucked). I'd be there opening night for a ghostbusters movie. And a couple of years ago I watched a tape of an old TMNT series episode and was amazed at how incredibly awful the story and animation were. Doesn't stop me from loving them. I just never had that experience with the t'formers, and now it's too late.
But the TOYS, man, are flippin' awesome. That first Prime toy, which I bought last Wednesday, gave me a strange sense of joy that I still can't explain. It's just so.... cool.
Now I'm hooked. I've scoured Tampa's Targets, Wal-Marts and Toys R' Us for the toys. Depressingly, I was only able to find 4 transformers that appealed to me enough to drop the dough -- Leader-class Optimus, Deluxe Brawl, and Voyager Blackout and Ratchet.
The shelves are flooded with figures I don't care about: protoform starscream and optimus, a host of crappy-looking "legends" figures, non-transforming garbage like the titanium figures and mini-whatevers, cyber-stompers, and cheap-looking "real gear" toys.
Okay, to end my rambling I'm just going to list my questions now.
1) How many production runs does each wave of toys go through? For instance, I wanted the Voyager Ironhide but couldn't find it. Will Hasbro make more?
2) Does every store get an even quantity of each toy, or might one store get lots of one toy (say, voyager Ratchet and blackout) but none of another (say, ironhide and starscream)?
3) Does Hasbro make the same number of each toy in a wave? Like I said, all the local stores have a bunch of Voyager ratchets, protoform optimuses (optimi??) and starscreams, and those ridiculous slammers, stompers, optimus helmets and blasters, etc etc.
4) Since I assume Hasbro does, indeed, make the same number of each toy... are they nuts? Why haven't they figured out how to predict what people want? I mean... given that Bumblebee is a main character in the movie, shouldn't they have planned appropriately, by making more of his Deluxe figures?
5) Who buys those awful basic 5.99 transforming figures anyway?
6) WHHHHY do they make transformers figures that do not transform? I speak of the many tiny figures they make, titanium and so on. Why do they exist? I can't tell you how frustrating it was when, on my search for Ironhide, every store was full of box sets of these horrible inch-tall wastes of petroleum. There's not enough supply of the deluxe-and-higher transforming figures to meet the demand. The resources that went into making crappy toys that end up in the bargain bin could have went into making cool toys that fly off shelves.
6a) I understand that part of why the toys are popular is the large collector base, and that scarcity makes them more attractive for collectors. But I got into them, and I'm sure as hell most kids under 12 get into them, because they're AWESOME TOYS that are fun to play with. If a kid (or, say, a 23-year-old geek) WANTS a Voyager-class Ironhide, and it will make him/her happy, why doesn't Hasbro supply them in the desired quantities?
7) I'm genuinely interested in seeing what the animated series is all about, but I'm not about to pay for a DVD set. Also, as a fan of shows like Battlestar Galactica, The Wire, 6 feet under, and Deadwood, I'm not going to watch it if it's not genuinely intelligent and engaging (since, let's face it, it's not going to have anywhere near the visual appeal of Bay's movie). So...
7a) will any of the many animated TV shows satisfy me?
7b) if so, which one should I start with?
7c) and where can I get it, just to sample it?
I've got higher expectations for the TF comics, since I'm a comic-book geek. So which titles/story arcs/etc should I look for?
9) Where do you guys buy your toys? Is there a website where I can get the current toys at retail so I don't have to scour toy stores?
Hm. I think those are all the questions I can think of, but I might post more.
Thanks for reading, and feel free to shoot me an email/IM.
MikeyMo
How did I miss it? I don't know.
But I went to see the movie and loved it. For a couple weeks after I had a strange compulsion to own one of the toys -- I really don't know why. So I bought the movie-leader-class optimus prime just to fool around with while on the phone at work.
PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME FOR THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH UNLESS YOU'VE READ (and *understood*) MY ENTIRE POST.
I should add that I don't really care about the TV series or the transformers storyline. I don't even care about the movie storyline (it was awesome because of giant transforming robots beating the hell out of each other. not because of the incredibly generic good-vs-evil story).
TRUST ME, though -- I totally understand having a passion for the stuff you loved as a kid. I was psyched for the TMNT movie (until the reviews said it sucked). I'd be there opening night for a ghostbusters movie. And a couple of years ago I watched a tape of an old TMNT series episode and was amazed at how incredibly awful the story and animation were. Doesn't stop me from loving them. I just never had that experience with the t'formers, and now it's too late.
But the TOYS, man, are flippin' awesome. That first Prime toy, which I bought last Wednesday, gave me a strange sense of joy that I still can't explain. It's just so.... cool.
Now I'm hooked. I've scoured Tampa's Targets, Wal-Marts and Toys R' Us for the toys. Depressingly, I was only able to find 4 transformers that appealed to me enough to drop the dough -- Leader-class Optimus, Deluxe Brawl, and Voyager Blackout and Ratchet.
The shelves are flooded with figures I don't care about: protoform starscream and optimus, a host of crappy-looking "legends" figures, non-transforming garbage like the titanium figures and mini-whatevers, cyber-stompers, and cheap-looking "real gear" toys.
Okay, to end my rambling I'm just going to list my questions now.
1) How many production runs does each wave of toys go through? For instance, I wanted the Voyager Ironhide but couldn't find it. Will Hasbro make more?
2) Does every store get an even quantity of each toy, or might one store get lots of one toy (say, voyager Ratchet and blackout) but none of another (say, ironhide and starscream)?
3) Does Hasbro make the same number of each toy in a wave? Like I said, all the local stores have a bunch of Voyager ratchets, protoform optimuses (optimi??) and starscreams, and those ridiculous slammers, stompers, optimus helmets and blasters, etc etc.
4) Since I assume Hasbro does, indeed, make the same number of each toy... are they nuts? Why haven't they figured out how to predict what people want? I mean... given that Bumblebee is a main character in the movie, shouldn't they have planned appropriately, by making more of his Deluxe figures?
5) Who buys those awful basic 5.99 transforming figures anyway?
6) WHHHHY do they make transformers figures that do not transform? I speak of the many tiny figures they make, titanium and so on. Why do they exist? I can't tell you how frustrating it was when, on my search for Ironhide, every store was full of box sets of these horrible inch-tall wastes of petroleum. There's not enough supply of the deluxe-and-higher transforming figures to meet the demand. The resources that went into making crappy toys that end up in the bargain bin could have went into making cool toys that fly off shelves.
6a) I understand that part of why the toys are popular is the large collector base, and that scarcity makes them more attractive for collectors. But I got into them, and I'm sure as hell most kids under 12 get into them, because they're AWESOME TOYS that are fun to play with. If a kid (or, say, a 23-year-old geek) WANTS a Voyager-class Ironhide, and it will make him/her happy, why doesn't Hasbro supply them in the desired quantities?
7) I'm genuinely interested in seeing what the animated series is all about, but I'm not about to pay for a DVD set. Also, as a fan of shows like Battlestar Galactica, The Wire, 6 feet under, and Deadwood, I'm not going to watch it if it's not genuinely intelligent and engaging (since, let's face it, it's not going to have anywhere near the visual appeal of Bay's movie). So...
7a) will any of the many animated TV shows satisfy me?
7b) if so, which one should I start with?
7c) and where can I get it, just to sample it?

9) Where do you guys buy your toys? Is there a website where I can get the current toys at retail so I don't have to scour toy stores?
Hm. I think those are all the questions I can think of, but I might post more.
Thanks for reading, and feel free to shoot me an email/IM.
MikeyMo