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Which are the uglyest transformer toys ever?

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:18 am
by shortround
I guess the question is pretty self explantory. I thinking man over years there must of been pretty butt ugly figures that have come out during the diffirent transformer lines and then thought hey wouldn't be cool to start topic were people could list and talk about these figures kind like a public service so people don't go out and buy these figures.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:20 am
by Danish-Liokaiser
Simple! : Generation 1 Wheelie!

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:29 am
by Decatron
The ugliest I've seen...I'd say the original Cyclonus. His Horns/Crown or whatever it is is just too big for his head.
The design doesn't do him justice. I wish they'd make a more accurate one.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:24 am
by nintendofreakgcn
I'm quite possibly going to get mauled for this, but I'm going to have to say G1 Megatron. That crotch trigger is just disturbing. Possibly what's more disturbing, however, is that I still want one. Yeah, I have issues.
Of course, I'm a newbie to TF collecting, so there are undoubtedly loads of ugly Transformers that I've never seen.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:31 am
by Bonger
Well, since you said ugly, and not crappy or stupid, I'll go with about any movie TF. All their mugs are ugly. Not a criticism, Just ugly from an aesthetics perspective. Like giant metal insect faces.
Oh and the correct spelling is ugliest, not uglyest.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:10 am
by Wing Zero Custom
Energon Insecticon

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:19 am
by Redimus
Armada Sidswipe
Always Armada Sideswipe.
And G1 Megs is one of those toys you have to see in the flesh before you can truly judge him. Personally I think he's one of the highlights of my collection (he should be, he was more expensive than anything else ive bought, MPs included).

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:20 am
by Tankman
scavenger

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:45 am
by Omega Sentinel
Shame on all of you for not picking Injector.


Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:55 am
by Finbot74
I agree about g1 megs. I passed on him even when I was a kid. A buddy of mine had him and I thought he was the ugliest robot I'd ever seen. I was really disappointed because his cartoon self was so cool. G1 Goldbug is also really ugly.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:26 am
by Counterpunch
Backstop

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:29 am
by Agent 007
SR.Ass for a hand er... i mean cyberetron backstop

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:38 am
by General Magnus
Counterpunch wrote:

What in the name of Primus underware are those??

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:39 am
by Counterpunch
General Magnus wrote:Counterpunch wrote:

What in the name of Primus underware are those??
The ugliest Transformers ever.
I thought it was obvious?
(Powerdashers. G1 mail away figures that were left-overs from another Japanese robo line of the time.)

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:41 am
by Skowl
Cybertron Backstop.
G1 Quickswitch and Motormaster.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:46 am
by Cyber Bishop
Danish-Liokaiser wrote:Simple! : Generation 1 Wheelie!
Exactly what I was going to say.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:31 am
by ghostofstarscream
Fuzors.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:31 am
by Blurrz
Beast Wars II Max B


Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:10 pm
by YouFearGalvatron
Air Attack Optimus Primal...man, what an ugly POS.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:11 pm
by Wing Zero Custom
Wing Zero Custom wrote:Energon Insecticon
Ah damn! How could I forget Retrax.
http://www.freewebs.com/eprcomics/

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:17 pm
by I_AM... MEGATRON!
All Generation 1 toys (with 1 or 2 exceptionms) are ugly as sin. They are unposeable bricks with way off proportions.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:20 pm
by Counterpunch
I_AM... MEGATRON! wrote:All Generation 1 toys (with 1 or 2 exceptionms) are ugly as sin. They are unposeable bricks with way off proportions.
1 or 2 exceptions hunh? very gracious of you.
Learn to respect your roots bub.

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:32 pm
by DorkimusPrime
nintendofreakgcn wrote:I'm quite possibly going to get mauled for this, but I'm going to have to say G1 Megatron. That crotch trigger is just disturbing. Possibly what's more disturbing, however, is that I still want one. Yeah, I have issues.
You want a crotch-trigger or you want a G1 Megatron?
The more I see of other recent lines, the more I think the movie toys are ugly. The Wal-Mart in Litchfield, IL had a Classics Cliffjumper and Ramjet, got both of them and think they're great. I also got an Alt Rumble last weekend and have a 20th Ann. Prime and a Menasor/black Rodimus coming, and they look great from the pictures. The movie stuff looks like ugly butt in comparison (then again, I like more fantasy-sci-fi stuff as opposed to realistic alternate modes, and more smooth edges on my robot forms)

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:39 pm
by YouFearGalvatron
Counterpunch wrote:I_AM... MEGATRON! wrote:All Generation 1 toys (with 1 or 2 exceptionms) are ugly as sin. They are unposeable bricks with way off proportions.
1 or 2 exceptions hunh? very gracious of you.
Learn to respect your roots bub.
QFT.
At least most of G1 had realistic, i.e. more low-key colors for their vehicles, unlike a few bright neon colored and translucent series that I will not mention...

Posted:
Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:52 pm
by I_AM... MEGATRON!
Counterpunch wrote:I_AM... MEGATRON! wrote:All Generation 1 toys (with 1 or 2 exceptionms) are ugly as sin. They are unposeable bricks with way off proportions.
1 or 2 exceptions hunh? very gracious of you.
Learn to respect your roots bub.
I am well aware that at the time they were high tech toys, but by todays standards they're craptacular