The Energon Pub

I stole a voyager today from walmart.

Im bad. But transformers made me do it.

Which Voyager?

Stealing is bad, kids.

How'd you get away with it? The box isn't exactly small...

starscream. couldnt bring myself to shell out the cash, and i just always wanted to know if i could get away with it.

Stealing from Walmart is no easy task with big items. I've seen people try and fail. One guy even ran away and got chased into the hills. I wouldn't risk it.

If that's true, that's really retarded.

The guy who bought Ult. Bumblebee for $19 got 9 pages of crap and we're asking this thief how he pulled of the heist. /boggle

it wasnt as hard as youd think.. almost like walking out of the store whistling...

lanzajr26 wrote:The guy who bought Ult. Bumblebee for $19 got 9 pages of crap and we're asking this thief how he pulled of the heist. /boggle

No no, don't inject logic here.

That's why OJ is still famous.

wow.. stealing from walmart is something ive contemplated but never actually had the balls to go through with..

Yeah, that is pretty dishonest, dude. I'm not asking how he got away with it, I'm just saying I don't know how he did. As much money as I've spent already, I never feel any urge to steal Transformers.

The easiest way to steal from Walmart is to use the self-checkout and buy a lot of stuff: your groceries, etc... Then just bag what you are trying to take.

The person supervising the self-checkout lane has a screen that says how many items you purchased. If you have 50+ items, chances are they are going to not try to look through your stuff to make sure you scanned every item. It'd be easy to slip something into a bag and into your cart.

Then, if you got caught, all you'd have to do is play dumb and say you thought it scanned. Worst case, you just have to pay for the item right then and there.

Now, that being said, I have not and would never do this. I just think like a thief, I suppose. I'm too old and make more than enough money to buy what I want without concern and I don't condone what the original poster did.

I think the true weakness of Walmart is that they do not pay ther employees enough to really care what is going on.

lanzajr26 wrote:The guy who bought Ult. Bumblebee for $19 got 9 pages of crap and we're asking this thief how he pulled of the heist. /boggle

Fair enough.

+1 Transformer, -2 integrity.

Only -2? ****, I'd give at least -100.

Sto vo kor didn't try to cheat anyone. He asked for a price check and paid their price. This guy just stole. Big difference.

You should be ashamed of yourself. You, a grown man,are stealing an item from the childrens toy section. You really need to go to a councelar or some kind of therapy. Stealing turns people into monsters who cant control them selfs. Yeah sure today its only a twenty dollar toy but what about tommorow when you find somthing more expensiv like an iPhone... Its bad people like you that are ruining our society. Well I can only hope the carma slowly and painfully kills you.

Augger wrote:Well I can only hope the carma slowly and painfully kills you.

Are we talking about a post-soap drop event in prison here?

It was not Transformers that made you steal. Don't blame anyone but yourself. Give credit where credit is due. Keep at it long enough and you will get caught.

LOL (sarcasm intended). why do i even bother?

this is coming from the dude who posted this a few months ago, frankly, i don't know if he's trying to be funny, baiting the good people here, or what.

http://seibertron.com/forums/viewtopic. ... id=#276736

I wanna know how nobody noticed you walking around with a big bulge in jor pants >_>

C'mon people. This guy's a troll. Seen how many posts he's made on this forum before this thread?

Sometimes I think it's so obvious but we still get baited all the time.

gah... mods.. lock this up

Bonecrusher27 wrote:C'mon people. This guy's a troll. Seen how many posts he's made on this forum before this thread?

Sometimes I think it's so obvious but we still get baited all the time.

QFT. sometimes i feel like one of the billy goat gruffs that crossed the dang bridge.

iheartarcee wrote:gah... mods.. lock this up

Amen.