The Energon Pub

Breaking news today as a minicon was found at the bottom of a washer after he had been missing for a week. When confronted, we learned that his owner had left poor Crumplezone in his pants pocket when he threw the pants in with the dirty laundry.

Crumplezone has gone on record as being both traumatized, and feeling downey fresh.

Its sad, but these things happen. If Crumplezone hadn't been a fighter from the Armada generation, he might have been injured or worse.

Took me a second to readjust to the meaning of 'pants' in that post.

Dangerous levels of figure-licking in my first reading.

Considering he's partnered with a crazy a$$hole in Armada, I imagine he enjoyed the ride very much.