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'Masturbation'

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:40 am
by Uniprimus
Is it just me or did anyone else cringe at that scene?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:43 am
by matthewvilleme
prolly just u, the movie was rated PG-13 for a reason

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:45 am
by AUTOBOT STITH
I'm a girl and when that seen showed I laughed till my eyes waterd.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:49 am
by DorkimusPrime
I'm pretty certain it's mastur-

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:53 am
by AUTOBOT STITH
Wait a minute just asking are you that guy who cringed when BB peed on that dude?If not never mind.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:54 am
by Uniprimus
Ummm...no...I actually found that scene kind of funny...

Re: 'Masturbation'

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:58 am
by Fred2012
when your sitting beside your uncle and your thirteen and he looks over at you, you just keep staring at the **** screen, buddy

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:03 pm
by Uniprimus
Lol.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:04 pm
by AUTOBOT STITH
Oh ok sorry for acusing you.But lighten up laugh at it it was funny.Like when I posted Deos Optimus Have a sense of Humor.This one dude said he laughed at the ward Booby wrather I bleave Ops said that I dont know but he said laugh at it it is funny.And it is so laugh at it get over it ok and I'm not saying that meanly to let you know.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:05 pm
by Uniprimus
I, personally, thought it was amusing, but some of my friends who I told it would be a great movie looked at me like I was a wierdo.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:08 pm
by Fred2012
that scene was not necessary, they should have done the first draft of the script completely to a tee, ill send ne one who wants a copy and you'll agree

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:18 pm
by AUTOBOT STITH
What do you meen?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:19 pm
by jonusjaxon
Lighten up, you poor, oppressed people. The character up on the screen is supposed to feel uncomfortable. We're supposed to laugh at him. Doesn't it make you mad that society tells us that we should feel guilty for laughing at an innocent joke?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:29 pm
by AUTOBOT STITH
I laughed so :P

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:02 pm
by Uniprimus
Flashbang wrote:Lighten up, you poor, oppressed people. The character up on the screen is supposed to feel uncomfortable. We're supposed to laugh at him. Doesn't it make you mad that society tells us that we should feel guilty for laughing at an innocent joke?


Lol.

I just thought it was a bit...unnecasary for a movie about giant robots.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:12 pm
by Night Striker
tyler1451 can it still be foun on the net? The first draft?

Also I really didn't like it that much. I thought it was kinda odd in that she would think he was doing that when the lights were out. I just felt kinda forced to me. I mean first time I laughed becuase it was a shock, the next time...I really found it rather annoying. I had to wonder what she was thinking to ask such a question. I didn't really like the way the parents were potrayed all that much in this movie anyway. It's the ususal "lets make fun of the parents becuase they're such idiots." Only when Ron was telling off the Sector Seven agents was I impressed with him, the rest of the time I was like...why are you yelling at your son. There's a major black out.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:19 pm
by jonusjaxon
Eradicator wrote:
Flashbang wrote:Lighten up, you poor, oppressed people. The character up on the screen is supposed to feel uncomfortable. We're supposed to laugh at him. Doesn't it make you mad that society tells us that we should feel guilty for laughing at an innocent joke?


Lol.

I just thought it was a bit...unnecasary for a movie about giant robots.


I agree that it was unnecessary. Most of the things in the movie were unnecessary. The only thing that mattered was giant robots fighting. All of the story and dialogue was piss.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:23 pm
by TheKnightShift
That was the worst part of the movie. It had no place at all in this kind of story. It didn't need such crude and vile attempts at "humor" to be a success.

I had no problem with Bumblebee "lubricating" on Simmons though. That was pretty hilarious.

But "masturbating" is a whole different thing entirely. I actually saw kids in the theater asking their parents during the movie about what that meant. No I never saw any parents *telling* them what it meant during the movie but I can't imagine why any filmmaker would want to force parents into that kind of a position during a supposedly "family-friendly" movie.

It was the ONE bad thing in Transformers. It didn't keep me from not liking the movie... but it's still pretty disgusting.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:26 pm
by jonusjaxon
TheKnightShift wrote:That was the worst part of the movie. It had no place at all in this kind of story. It didn't need such crude and vile attempts at "humor" to be a success.

I had no problem with Bumblebee "lubricating" on Simmons though. That was pretty hilarious.

But "masturbating" is a whole different thing entirely. I actually saw kids in the theater asking their parents during the movie about what that meant. No I never saw any parents *telling* them what it meant during the movie but I can't imagine why any filmmaker would want to force parents into that kind of a position during a supposedly "family-friendly" movie.

It was the ONE bad thing in Transformers. It didn't keep me from not liking the movie... but it's still pretty disgusting.


This is exactly what I mean. There are hypocrites out there that are trying to bore into your head the idea that anything sexual is vile. Lighten up. A teenage boy being confronted by his mom about masturbation is FUNNY.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:33 pm
by Night Striker
Yeah it's funny, if it was written better. The problem is that the movie is ment for viewing for parents and kids, and it makes it that much harder when your sitting there and your eight year old cousin tries to ask you at a party two days later what the line means. He's seven, does he have to think about sex at that age? Must he? Sheesh.

There's enough in the film for adults, or they could have implied it. It was crude becuase, unfortunately, people don't get implications anymore it seems. Or film makers feel they're too stuiped to get it.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:07 pm
by Leonardo
I was embarrassed by the scene, just as I was by the lubrication scene.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:41 pm
by Fred2012
Night Striker wrote:tyler1451 can it still be foun on the net? The first draft?

Also I really didn't like it that much. I thought it was kinda odd in that she would think he was doing that when the lights were out. I just felt kinda forced to me. I mean first time I laughed becuase it was a shock, the next time...I really found it rather annoying. I had to wonder what she was thinking to ask such a question. I didn't really like the way the parents were potrayed all that much in this movie anyway. It's the ususal "lets make fun of the parents becuase they're such idiots." Only when Ron was telling off the Sector Seven agents was I impressed with him, the rest of the time I was like...why are you yelling at your son. There's a major black out.


ill email it to you, pm me your email

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:21 pm
by autobot commander
tyler1451 wrote:that scene was not necessary, they should have done the first draft of the script completely to a tee, ill send ne one who wants a copy and you'll agree


can't you just post it here? i have the leaked scripet but i'm too lazy too look through it.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:22 pm
by jonusjaxon
The first draft was lameness sauce.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:30 pm
by Night Striker
Tyler okay, why is it lame? I mean yes it's the first draft, but as I understand it they felt it was too hard to do?