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I kept trying to find images of Bonecrusher, but it's always that one pic where he's skating towards Optimus on the freeway. Now that got me thinking: how would Jazz fight Bonecrusher on that freeway?

I bet he'd do all these twists and flips, and other things that could bend our heads just to see what he's doing!

And then promptly get the thrashing he so rightly deserves.

Burn wrote:And then promptly get the thrashing he so rightly deserves.

haha. id say he gets blown in half like the bus.

Oh we so need a "How would YOU have killed Jazz?" thread.

Lets see, he'd probably transform in the style of a breakdance cross his arms Run DMC style and say "Word up motherf**ker" then Bonecrusher would prompty rip off his head of and 'lubricate' down his neck. Thats how I see it panning out anyway.

Yours AK

Like a rat, he jumps over Bonecrusher's head and lands on his shoulders, trying to rip his head off.

However, Bonecrusher manages to grap his tiny body with his third "arm", then he was thrown to the bridge, splitting his body apart. Bang. He never make it to the final battle.

By being crushed by Bonecrusher easily

Jazz will use his wrist blade to chop off Bonecrusher's head.

Simultaneously, Bonecrusher uses his mechanical extended arm to rip Jazz into two.

How predictable!

I think he could have taken bones. I would imagin he would get thrashed around a but but i can see him jumpin on bones and cuttin his wallnut head clean off!

Mr.Bond007 wrote:I think he could have taken bones. I would imagin he would get thrashed around a but but i can see him jumpin on bones and cuttin his wallnut head clean off!

Alternatively, he can cut off his other nuts! Whichever presents the better opportunity.

Auto Bot wrote:

Mr.Bond007 wrote:I think he could have taken bones. I would imagin he would get thrashed around a but but i can see him jumpin on bones and cuttin his wallnut head clean off!

Alternatively, he can cut off his other nuts! Whichever presents the better opportunity.

lol!

I'm thinking that Bonecrusher would have bitch slapped Jazz all over the place with his three arms. No contest.

DevastaTTor wrote:I'm thinking that Bonecrusher would have bitch slapped Jazz all over the place with his three arms. No contest.

Jazz is fast. Supposed to be fast. Don't count him out yet.

Auto Bot wrote:

DevastaTTor wrote:I'm thinking that Bonecrusher would have bitch slapped Jazz all over the place with his three arms. No contest.

Jazz is fast. Supposed to be fast. Don't count him out yet.

Tell that to Megatron.

Bonercrusher would get pimp-smacked by Jazz until he ran away from Jazz, and over to Optimus Prime, who so simply knocked his eye out, and chopped his head off

Bonercrusher hates pimps like Jazz

The Unicron Singularity wrote:Bonercrusher would get pimp-smacked by Jazz until he ran away from Jazz, and over to Optimus Prime, who so simply knocked his eye out, and chopped his head off

Bonercrusher hates pimps like Jazz

Dude! You just gave me an idea.
To handle Bonecrusher properly Jazz would get a camera crew, put his hand out & stop BC getting closer, then he'd ask him to transform into vehicle mode & let the show begin.
Pimp my MRAP!
Yea, Jazz could give him the works; a big ass sterio system, nitros, under lighting, everything. Bonecrusher would be one pimped out mother'!
Shame ol' 'crusher would run him flat rather than stop...

Yea, Bonecrusher hates "pimp my ride"...

DevastaTTor wrote:

Auto Bot wrote:

DevastaTTor wrote:I'm thinking that Bonecrusher would have bitch slapped Jazz all over the place with his three arms. No contest.

Jazz is fast. Supposed to be fast. Don't count him out yet.

Tell that to Megatron.

Megatron is a bit of a brain-dead. He won't understand what "fast" means.

Pimp My Transformers

With Jazz as the host of the show, and todays episode has Bonercrusher as the guest

The grumpiest guest ever.

The Unicron Singularity wrote:Pimp My Transformers

With Jazz as the host of the show, and todays episode has Bonercrusher as the guest

The grumpiest guest ever.

Do we see hateful Bonecrusher jumping up and down the couch?