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sorry if someone has mentioned this before but i was just thinking about the part in the movie where Sam and Megatron are on the roof and Megatron says
"Give me the Allspark and you may live to be my pet".

hypothetically, had you've been in Sam's posistion, would you have have considered the offer?
obviously we could get technical and say that if we were in Sam's position we would be friends with the autobots and Megatron would not just be a cool character but i thought it would be fun to discuss anyway.
besides sitting on megatrons knee while hes strokes your back might be fun, although looking at his big claw hands maybe not!

I'd have jumped my ass off that building.

Speaking from 6 years experince in the veterinary field, I can tell you for a fact that not all animal owners treat their "pets" kindly.


Personally, I think Megs would probably be like one of them "bad" owners...

I'd yell for Optimus over and over, mess myself, peek around the pillar at Megatron, and scream for Optimus some more.

I'd have taken a long walk off a short roof.

Night Raid wrote:I'd have jumped my ass off that building.

After running up all those stairs?

No way, I'd enjoy the view as long as possible!

Nope, not me. I would've made him tear it from my cold, dead fingers. oo;

umm dunno.

Here's a little bitty story thingy that shows how mine would have gone.

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"So my choices are: fork this thing over and live out the rest of my days as a glorified hamster, or you kill my sorry ass. Am I right? ...Thought I was." Holding the Cube under her arm, she abruptly grinned. "I'll take option three." He would have been angered by her impudence had her outright fearlessness not taken him aback. "Option three... THAT'S the one where I do THIS!" She bowed like an actress upon finishing a performance. "And now... Farewell!" With that, she stepped over the edge and fell.

i would have suddenly realized how great an idea shoving a infinite source of power into the chest of one of the most evil SOBs ever is a good idea.

You know, that is a very good question. Right now, having a family and all, I would do what Sam did. If I was sixteen years old.....well, I had a very cruel childhood..... I honestly don't know what I would have done.

I will.

And as long as I become his pet, I will find a way to conspire with Starscream and kick Megatron's ass.

I would have just shoved the Allspark up Megatron's wormy arse. Saves alot of trouble.

This is an interesting question and the situation is very similar to many many movies where an evil guys has you at weapon point and wants you to do something. But you know that you, your girlfriend, your dog, etc, would probably be killed anyway, so would you still do it?

Same thing here. There is no way I would have believed Megatron would still let me live, and if he did it would probably to be tortured in horrible, slow, drawn out ways for his amusement. So I'd take my chances with defiance. Probably not taunt him because if I failed he would probably kill me with twenty strokes when one would suffice, but just jump off or run.

You're probably dead either way, I'd tell him i'd give him the cube and swear allegiance to his cause, who knows maybe he might take pity and turn me into a transformer. Life as a decepticon wouldn't be all that bad

I wouldnt have made it up all those stairs... I really dunno what I would do, Megs is fair scary, say no, your smushed, say yes, Megs and his new army of soda machines and ipods wipe out all life! Nokiabot was cute though....

Pet-hood all the way, and no need to worry about the claw when you'll probably end up with one of your own, like Dr. Archeville.

I don't honestly think he'd take pity and just turn you into a Decepticon. He thinks humans are insects remember?


*SQUISH*

True, but I do have a t-shirt with his face on it.

And several of his toys.

I'd accept any punishment, I'd be the perfect sub 'Con groupie.

Primus C-00 wrote:True, but I do have a t-shirt with his face on it.

And several of his toys.

I'd accept any punishment, I'd be the perfect sub 'Con groupie.

There's a reason why he keeps Starscream around you know.

Although it'd be sensible if you were a Starscream groupie. He, atleast, likes groupies. Megatron would kill you for being useless.

prowl24 wrote:I will.

And as long as I become his pet, I will find a way to conspire with Starscream and kick Megatron's ass.

Dang it, you took my answer.

One problem with being Megatron's pet, he'd squish you into a messy, bloody pulp the first time you ask to use the bathroom.

As a human decepticon I could be their spy, Megatron would recognize this and surely keep me around at least until i outlived my usefulness. I'm sure id do a better job than frenzy

syphonn wrote:As a human decepticon I could be their spy, Megatron would recognize this and surely keep me around at least until i outlived my usefulness. I'm sure id do a better job than frenzy

Who needs spys wen he is huge and has an army of mashines out to destroy anything?

Well I would runn and try to trik him into doing stuff I want him to do, I'm real good at that!

I would probably look over the statue I was clinging to yell for Optimus to get his metal *** over here then tell Megs Bite me you He hag.Then when I fell into Optimus's hand be clinging to his thumb for dear life.

(SORRY FOR MISPELLS I HAVE DISLEXIA)

Be his pet?
Screw that... I would be much happier if he just shot me.
Being Megatron's pet would SUCK.